Saturday, July 18, 2015

Could It Get Any Worse?

We have a heated inside pool in my condo.....The one Delorean Motors of Philadelphia have given me to live in since I, Elwood Barnes, Esquire have been their chief counsel....


This Beautiful Saturday Morning..I was sitting on the side watching a beautiful vision of loveliness emerge from the pool...

I had seen this woman before...She wasn't an attorney.....I knew all of the attorneys at the firm...NO!! This was someone else...

I walked over to her and gave her a towel....

"Oh thank you" she said and smiled..

She was wearing a dark gray string Bikini and she was wearing it well.. She was honey brown skinned and built like a brickhouse...

I smiled..

"Hi..I'm Elwood Barnes...I'm the Chief Counsel for Delorean Motors." I said.

"Oh really?Then you know my boyfriend...Calvin Hunt..." she said.

"Cal? Yes..."I said...He was the colleague who had helped me secure the job...An attorney who represented our Japanese partners...Yakota Inc.

"I didn't know that Calvin was in this complex.."I said.

"He is...He hasn't been here long...Just about a month...."she said and smiled...

"And he certainly didn't tell me about you.."I said smiling and looking at her salaciously..

She smiled..
"My name is Tamika Carson...I'm a model...You may have seen me in Victoria's Secret and in some other publications." she said.

I smiled..

"My ..My My....I'm sorry but I haven't...but I am certainly glad to be seeing you NOW!" I said..

She blushed...

"I can't believe that Cal never mentioned you."I said...."By the way..Where is that ole hound dog anyway?" I asked..

"Oh He's in Japan..."she said.


"JAPAN!!!"I said..

"Yeah...Something happened in New York...A girl was injured in one of your cars because of the airbag and uh there was a big lawsuit....The girl won and then several other people sued and won their suits too and the people in Japan are concerned...So he went to Japan to smooth things over." she said..

"How long has he been in Japan?" I asked..

"About two weeks...He'll be back next week.." she said.

"Next week huh? It uh ruh must get uh kind of lonely ...You sitting up in his condo all uh alone..No uh entertainment?" I said ,looking at her huge breasts and practically salivating..

She looked at me slyly and smiled...

"Mr. Barnes...I'm betting you could uh supply me with uh a lot of afternoon entertainment,couldn't you?" she said and rubbed her index finger across my lip....

"Uhh yes...I've been known to be quite entertaining.."I said...

II-
Within minutes...the door to my condo was flying open... Tamika Carson and I were kissing passionately...I had already relieved her of her bathing suit and my speedos were off...We were totally nude and kissing like it was going out of style...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Misterrrrr Barneeees...ouuuuu."she moaned...

She was grabbing and rubbing my engorged and hard penis very hard.....She wasn't gentle like Della Killibrew had been...

"Ahhh Ms. Killibrew, the sexy little lawyer I had had up here a month ago and had made leave, because my ex-wife-Olivia Bennett Alexander was coming up to visit me that day...

It took a lot of talking,lying and plying with alcohol to get Della Killibrew to come back and forgive me... Since then we had made love a good six or seven times and I had let her spend the night and even brought breakfast for her...She thinks we are in a relationship.. I have never told her that we were...but since I wanted her to come back for more afternoons and nights of good loving...I let her think whatever she wanted to think...

Della was home today..She had been here last night..I wasn't expecting her to come by today....and all I could think about was this luscious woman in here right now...Tamika
Carson...

"Ohhhhhh Mister Barnes..ouuuuuuuuuuuuu goodness..ohhhh my goddddd." she moaned as I pressed her against the wall and began devouring her huge breasts, which I couldn't get enough of..kissing in between them, kissing her neck, her earlobes..her cheeks and finally her sweet lips...

She then got on her knees and took all of me into her soft lips and mouth and began going back and forth
like it was nobody's business...

"MMMMMMM, Mister Barnes..Mister Barnes......"she moaned and hummed....

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.." I moaned as she continued sucking and licking...

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!" I moaned...I was nearly losing my mind...

Finally we went to the bedroom..

"Oh My god...You have a brass bed Mr. Barnes?  I haven't seen one of these in ages.."she said...

I smiled sheepishly....

She wouldn't see much of this bed either....She'd be staring at the ceiling...

We began kissing more and I entered her warm,wet lusciousness..How lucky am I?  I've had some of the finest women money could buy in my time...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."I moaned...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mister Barnes..."she cooed...

"Babyyyyyyyyyyyy.." I said.

"Darling." she moaned..

We made love in my condo for close to six hours....I couldn't get enough...She was the softest woman I'd had in a long time...She smelled like a newborn baby and really knew what to do with a man in bed...She climaxed so hard..it scared even me...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.." she screamed....

I came so hard it frightened me....

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...ummphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I screamed as my body stiffened and I exploded...

She smiled...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Mistah Barnes....Oh my goodness..has it been awhile for you too?"she asked....

I just smiled...Actually, I had just had sex with Della Killibrew the day before...and Della had been over three times this week alone..She was taking a break today...Said she had some errands to run.

"Ummmmmmmm Mister Barnes ...ouuuuuu you wore me out!" said Tamika Carson....

She leaned over and kissed me softly for a few minutes.....I drifted off to sleep!

When I woke up, Tamika was gone!!!!

There was no sign that she'd been in my condo ,except for her fragrance...Unlike the others...She took all of her things with her..

She had really rocked my boat...All I could think about was her... I called her..

"Hello.."she said..

"Heyyy baby...you left without saying goodbye..."I laughed..

"We were through...you were sleep...I've only been gone a few hours."she replied..

"Wow ...well you certainly made your presence known........My god!"I said.

"Glad you enjoyed yourself.."she said.

"Why don't you come back down here and let me enjoy myself some more."I asked..

"Didn't you get enough?  "she asked laughing.....

"I want some more."I said.

"Nahhh...I don't think that's gonna happen."she said.

"Didn't you enjoy yourself?"I asked..

"I did...I did immensely...but I'm not coming back down there...I'm exhausted..."she said.

"Then let me come up there.."I asked..

"No..I'm afraid not...I'm tired..I'm going to get some rest..You should get some too..."she said..

"Baby,...."I said.

"Good Night Mr. Barnes."she said sweetly and hung up..

I was still very horny....I called Della Killibrew...

Della answered...She sounded like she was asleep..

"Hey baby..it's me.."I said.

"Huh?Who?" she said..

''Elwood Barnes!" I said now sorry that I had called...

"Oh Hi..." she said.

''What are you wearing?" I asked..

"Mr. Barnes...it's late...I was asleep.."she said..

"I'm as horny as hell....Why don't you come over?" I asked..

"I'll come by tomorrow...I'm sleeping..."she said..

"Come on baby...I need you now.." I said.

There was silence...

"Della?" I asked..

''Oh...I dozed off...I'll talk to you tomorrow."she said and hung up!


III-

For the next week..All I could think about was Tamika Carson....She had rocked my world... I called her several times and texted her..She didn't return any of  my calls or my texts..I walked up to her condo...She opened the door ..She was dressed only in panties and bra and had a sheer see through baby doll on..

"Mr. Barnes!!! What is it?"she asked..

"I was in the neighborhood and I uh just dropped by to see how you were doing and as I can see...You're doing quite well.."I said staring at her salaciously....She smiled and backed inside,allowing the door to cover her..

''What? You're shy now?" I asked jokingly...

"I'm getting dressed..Did you want something?She asked..

"Yes...I want some more of you." I said smiling salaciously...

She smiled..

"Can't do that today...I'm on my way out...I'm getting dressed....I'll uh talk to you later."she said and she slammed the door..

I never saw her again!

The fact that she was rejecting me was somehow making me desire her more...It was the same thing with Olivia..When she divorced me and moved on..It made me want her more...I get an erection just thinking about Olivia sometimes..I suppose you always want what you can't have..

Attorney Robert Foxworth...a contemporary of mine told me that when he divorced the sexy Lt.Sissy Van Buren,he had felt the same way about her....The difference is...For awhile ..they still met and had sex... Even after their divorce...Olivia wasn't about to do that with me...Especially since she was now remarried.!

At any rate..I wanted to...I needed to see Tamika Carson again...Cal was going to be back in two days..and I just needed to have her in my bed one more time..


I stopped by Cal's condo a day later...the door was open...I walked in...Everything was gone!!!..The place was empty!!!! There was no sign that anyone had ever been here...What was going on?

IV-
A few days went by.......I ran into my friend, Calvin Hunt.....

"Elwood!!!...Elwood!!!...I've been looking for you...I texted you several times last week..." said Calvin...

"Really? I must have missed them... Heyy,I met your girlfriend....Niceeee....I didn't know you had it in you." I said ,smiling salaciously....and thinking...

He doesn't know that I had mine in her...

He ignored my reference to Tamika...

"Well,I have a bit of bad news for you Elwood...Because of the recent lawsuit in New York...That we lost..Our company has had to pay out millions in a class action suit and a few individual suits...Yakoto has severed all of it's ties with Delorean Motors...." he said.

"Oh My God..man.."I said.

"The company has lost millions...They are laying off hundreds of workers and are closing one office.."said Calvin..

I smiled..

"Damn...that's bad news for the company...Anything I can do?" I asked..

"Elwood..They've chosen to close the Philadelphia Office..."he said.

"WHAT?" I asked..

"Yeah..They're closing the plant here and the office..They're keeping the Jersey office and plant open and of course New York..but they decided to close operations here...and with the loss of Yakoto's funding..They're going to be looking for a new partner..." he said..

"Damn." I said.."They're probably going to need me on that search committee.."I said.

"No Elwood..They don't....I'M ON THE SEARCH COMMITTEE...They uh won't be needing your services anymore..Check your mail...You should have gotten a letter." he said.

I hadn't checked my mail in two days... All I could think about was his girlfriend,Tamika Carson and having another romp in the bed with her....

"What? I'm out of a job?" I asked..."Just like that?" I said.

"Uh Yeah...They are giving you 30 days to find a new place to live ,but you have to get out of here..Your severence has been automatically transferred into your bank account...You got a nice chunk of change.."he said.

"Thirty Days????.....What about you? I walked up to your condo...It was empty!" I said.

"Oh I had movers move my stuff...I'm moving to New York to work at Corporate Headquarters...My uh girlfriend,Tamika Carson...She's already there...She's from New York City anyway..So it's like a homecoming for her..She's got a photo shoot today with Victoria's Secret...I can't wait to see it..I'll send you a copy....Wow..That girl sure missed me..I was in Japan for three weeks..and she was here ,all alone..She tried to kill me in the bed when I got home...I was exhausted...but she was in my bed..nude..When I got here..I perked up real quick..Ya know what I'm sayin?" he said laughing...

I felt like the sun had dropped out of the sky......I was jobless... and soon to be homeless Just like that!!!

"Oh uh yeah...Your car....That fly ass car of yours that I loved...They towed it....They uh opened it and took your personal effects out and boxed them before they towed it...Here are your things...You can mail em your keys..." he said..

There was a pair of blue lace bikini panties and matching bra and an orange thong and yellow bra, with pink straps on top of the other things...my IPad and a couple of maps..Calvin smiled wryly and looked at me... (I couldn't remember which girl had left either...)




"That uh car got you a lot of booty didn't it...?  Damn shame you had to give it up...I was gonna ask you to let me take it for a spin....."he said.

I was in tears...

"My car? My damn car?" I said.

"Come on mannnnnn, that wasn't your car....That was a company car...They were just lettin you uh borrow it..you know that!." he said..

"What am I going to do?" I asked..

"As good a lawyer as you are?? You'll get something...Just like you got this...These things happen..A word though...Buy yourself a house or get your own apartment...Don't ever get an arrangement like this again....Because these things always happen...Me and Tamika have our own spot in Lower -Manhattan..
Man..Ours..Just in case this company goes completely under...And I got a few things lined up in New York and back here in Philly if that should happen....Protect your neck man....Good luck to you Elwood..It was nice workin with you." he said and shook my hand , got in his car and pulled off..

Who was he to lecture me? He was driving a company car...Thing was...HE STILL WORKED FOR THE COMPANY...I WAS unemployed and carless and in a few days...homeless...I had went from being a big baller to being ass out...

I couldn't believe I was bragging to Olivia about how good I was doing just a month before...I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT!!! DAMN IT!!!! Could It Get Any Worse???

EPILOUGE-

AT THE OFFICE OF ALEXANDER & WEST-



It was a slow day at our small office ,located on the first floor that I, Donnie Ray Alexander and my wife, Attorney,Olivia Bennett-Alexander also called home..

Olivia was sitting on my lap sipping coffee on this day.....

"Donnie Rayyyy, you're going to have to let me get up and do some work....I can't sit on your lap all day baby." she said as she sat her coffee down on the desk....

I wrapped my arms around her and squeezed her tighter....she giggled like a school girl....

"Yeah...I suppose you're right...but I've just been enjoying this so much." I laughed...

She smiled and kissed me softly...


''Awwww..I know...but mama has to do some work. You are so sweet and affectionate" she said with a fake pout.

She kissed me again....

Just then..Her niece, Beverly walked in with her boyfriend, Attorney Nelson East...

"Hey guys." she said...She looked exceptionally cheery and happy...She walked into the kitchen and wet a paper towel...She came back in and wiped her aunt's lipstick off of my face and my suit jacket...

She smiled...and then hugged me..

"You just love my auntay to pieces don't you..."she said..

Nelson smiled sheepishly...

"What are you two smiling so sheepishly about?" asked Olivia ,who was still sitting on my lap..

"Your ex-husband....Remember how he was living so high on the hog in that nice Condo and was sporting that fly ass sports car...??" said Beverly...

"Yeah,what about it?" asked Olivia..

"I have a friend...Calvin Hunt..We were in Law School together...He told me that Delorean Motors is closing their entire Philadelphia Operation... After what you guys did in New York...They were hit with multiple lawsuits  and had to pay out millions...They've laid off a quarter of their workforce and their Japanese partners have severed ties with them...."said Nelson..

"So I guess your boy Elwood is out of a job huh?" I said.

"He sure is...Nelson's friend got a job with the company in New York and has already moved there with his girlfriend...He told Nelson that Elwood has to move out of that condo by the end of the month and get this...They took that car back..They towed it a few days ago...He's ass out Auntay!!!!  No cushiony job..no condo, no car...Though I have to hand it to old bum ass Elwood...That was a nice car...I actually liked something he had."laughed Beverly...

"You're enjoying this a little too much.." laughed Olivia smiling at her niece...


"I didn't like the way he treated you Auntay...The way he made you doubt yourself...Not only as an attorney,but as a woman...He killed your self esteem..I'll never forgive him for what he did to you those awful  years you were married to him and that stunt he tried to pull to get you back..pretending to be dying...You couldn't melt and pour him on me.."said Beverly..

"You know..I didn't tell you this Olivia...but I ran into him in Josie's a month or two ago...I was playing a gig...I was setting in with Reed Nelson and Elwood walked up to me during intermission and we uh kind of buried the hatchet...He told me that he had been wrong about me and wrong to try to trick you Livy..He told me that I had a great gal in you Livy and that he wished he had of realized it before he lost you...He told me to keep on keeping you happy...I told him that I would..We actually shook hands....In his own little way,I suppose he was trying to make peace with his past.."I said.

"Yeah..He told me about talking to you when I went to his Condo to see him that time...He was in his own way trying to apologize to me too...He told me I was a good woman and that he was proud of my recent achievements...I felt that with all the trappings of wealth around him at the time..He wasn't happy...That he needed to make peace with some of the people in his past life."said Olivia...

Beverly put her arms around my neck and kissed me softly on my cheek...

''Well for my money Auntay...This guy right here is the ONLY man you should have ever been married to,My big Uncle ,D.R." she said and hugged me..

Olivia leaned over and kissed me softly in the lips....

"YESSSSSS..You'll get no argument from me there Bev." she said.

Nelson looked at me and smiled...

"Well Mr. A.  looks like it's a unanimous vote huh?" he said.

"Yeah....I guess so.." I said smiling...




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AND at Elwood Barnes's soon to be former condo....

 Attorney Della Killibrew was in my bedroom in my soon to  be former condo...We had been making love for the past five hours....I was depressed about losing my job and my car...as well as my home..I hadn't made any plans as to what I was going to do as of yet.....but right now..I just wanted to forget about it by having sex...

''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh MISTER BARNES OUUUUU.....ohhhh my goodness...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh godddddddddddd....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.."she screamed...

The bed was squeaking like crazy and the headboard felt like it could fall off at any minute...I was really working out and sweating.....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.." she cooed...

She had climaxed a good four or five times...I finally exploded myself...

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my godddd!" I yelled.

She climaxed again and began to shake ....sweat and tears rolled down the side of her face...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mistahhhh Barnes....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." she cooed..

Della layed back on the pillow as I slowly pulled out....

"Wow...that was awesome Mr. Barnes..Whooooooo...I don't know where you get your energy from."she said and leaned over and kissed me.. I kissed her again for a long time...and she softly rubbed my penis until I felt myself exploding again....all over the bed....

''Don't worry about the sheets...I'll change them.."I said.

"That's okay, take your time...No rush..."she said...

I smiled smugly....

"I'm sure going to miss this." she said as she got up...I wondered what she meant by that!

She went into my shower and began showering by herself...I was too tired, too spent to join her...

She got out and toweled down and then began lotioning her legs...She put her panties and bra back on and then her midriff top...

"You leavin?..I thought you were going to spend the night..." I said, Actually glad that she was choosing to leave this time..

She put her make up on and fixed her hair ...

"Nah..I'm going back to my apartment...Sleep in my own bed..."she said.

"What did you mean uh you were going to uh miss this?"I asked..



"I'm moving..."she said.

"Moving?" I asked.

"Yes...To New York....I told you that last week..You don't remember"she said.

"Huh? WHAT?" I asked and sat up...I half listened to much of what she said after we finished making love on most occassions...Outside of screwing her...I wasn't really interested in anything she had to say.

"Oh yeah..Well I guess you of all people know that the company is closing  it's Philadelphia Office,which means I'm out of a job..."she said smiling..

"You were only a consultant...Don't you consult with other companies?" I asked.

"I do...but this was my biggest client..."she said. "I'm starting to think about my future..I need to settle somewhere, have something more permanent..."She said.  I was surprised at her for thinking ahead like that...She was interesting to me outside of sex for the first time...

"Well uh yeah..but you have your own apartment and your own car....I'm the one that has to scramble around and find a place to live and a new car.."I said...

I hadn't wanted to tell her about this..but I guess she already knew..

"My lease is up...and I'm having my car and my personal effects shipped up in a day or two...I'm going to tie up some loose ends here and be going up on the train next week." she said.

"How did all of this come about?" I asked.

"Oh..well ever since  that big lawsuit  in New York...Other victims had been following suit..The company got hit with lawsuits and class action suits and had to pay out millions..When Yakoto Inc. severed ties with the company...I saw the handwriting on the wall...I started putting out feelers for new jobs..Calvin Hunt got me a job in New York working with him...I was up there a few weeks ago and I found a nice apartment in Brooklyn....I can take the subway to work...I have to go up tomorrow to sign the lease..and I'll be staying with some friends until my things arrive..I doubt that I'll be back in Philly again until next week when I settle up with my landlord."she said as she applied her lipstick and make up...

"You're Leaving?" I asked..

"Yeah...Have you been listening to what I've been saying? I gotta go where the money is....I may be right back in Philly in a year or two ,who knows??Maybe you can come up and spend the weekend with me sometimes.."she said as she slipped her Khaki Capri pants on and her sandles..

THAT was not going to happen, I thought..

"Yeah maybe.." I said...

I didn't like her that much!

She leaned down and gave me a soft kiss...

I tried to pull her down into the bed...but she broke our embrace......

"Can't do that....I just got dressed and put on my make up."she said.

I just sat and blankly stared at her....I had a huge erection...I was incredibly turned on by her...In just those moments of conversation with her,I had a new found respect for her that went beyond sex...I saw her as a person...an intelligent resourceful woman...I must have known that she was all along, She was a hell of a litigator.....but now it clicked...

"Della...Stay here in Philly...Be my girl."I said..

She smiled..

"Nahhh...You aren't a one woman type Elwood..You know that and I certainly know that now....When you took me out to breakfast last time..I found a pair of panties under the seat in your car that weren't mine...Found a bra in the bathroom just now...that's not mine either...You're just saying that because you're still horny right now."she said.

"No...I mean it...That was all in the past!!!...I want you to be my woman Della...Just you...No other women...I swear....Maybe we can find something together."I said surprised at the desperation in my voice...

"I don't think so...I've already got something....When I get to New York...I'll send you my address and information...I have your phone number and your email...Come up and spend the weekend with me."she said ...

"Maybe I will at that." I said..."Maybe by then I'll be settled in a new space." I said.

"Well yeah, maybe!.....I'll see you around Elwood...It was nice....Real nice!"she said eyeing the bulge in the sheets and smiling salaciously...

''Ummmph...I wish I had time to ride that thing again...Ouuuuu." she said...shaking her head...

and she walked out of my condo....This time with all of her clothes and underwear intact!!.....

That damn Calvin...He hooked everybody up but me!!!!!

My ex-wife, Olivia had moved on...Remarried, Started her own successful practice...Both Tamika and Della were going to New York to start over  and  here I was  in Philly,with no job....no car, no woman and in 29 days...No place to live....

Could it get any worse??? WELL!!!! COULD IT?  HELLLL!





11 comments:

Angie B. said...

GREAT STORY!!! LOVED IT!!

Toni said...

You hit another home run Keith!

Sunflower said...

This was funny!

Lisa said...

Good! He got his just desserts!

Halo said...

Elwood is such a snake...He got just what he deserved!

Vanessa said...

Loved this story! Had me crying laughing...

Rita said...

This story had me ready to come out of my clothes...The sex scenes were very hot!

Cheryl said...

LMAO! Here we go!

Swaggie said...

I know Cheryl...I'm speechless!

Brenda said...

Almost felt sorry for old Elwood....LOL!

Anonymous said...

STANDING AND APPLAUDING AND THROWING MY PANTIES TO THE SKY!