Monday, January 11, 2016

Coitus Omerta

 Philadelphia 2041

The Flying Car sat there...underneath the bridge....eerily quiet.....It looked just like mine...Exact same model and everything...

It was cold to the touch...No telling how long it had been sitting here in this corner, away from everything....

It was a miracle ,it was found when it was...Except that the wife of it's owner reported the owner missing and the police in auto theft used a lojack to track it...

That is when they discovered it under the bridge in the back in a quiet area in which it would never have been discovered...

That's when they made a horrifying discovery and called me and my partner in...

Me? I'm Nate Nellis...Homicide...and my partner...who is also my wife of a few months...is Monica Nellis...
Also of Homicide...

Inside the flying car they found in the back seat 29 year old Corey Baker...African-American, muscular, athletic build, nude and inside the body of 34 year old Kelly Young, shapely,Attractive African American woman,also nude....Her legs wrapped around his waste...her arms around his neck..

Both of them had a fresh gunshot wound to the head.....Dried blood running down their faces and on to the floor of the car....

When Monica and I arrived ,several uniformed officers were peering in the window and smiling and sipping coffee...

C.S.I. people were snapping photos....

Monica was silent as she peered in at the couple.....She turned and said to a uniformed officer...

"Open the door...let's take them out."she said.

"Mo-Mo..our victims are Corey Baker and Kelly Young...They are married.." I said.

''Married?" she asked..

"Yeah, but not to each other...This Flying car belongs to Corey Baker...It was his wife that reported him missing...reported the car missing....Missing persons and Auto Theft worked together and found the car and them unfortunately..."I said.

Monica walked over to me and whispered in my ear...

"This could have been us bae..."she said..  She was visibly upset...

I thought about the two times I made love to Monica in the back seat of my flying car...both times were on the rooftop of our police precinct...late at night...I smiled at the thought of how good the sex was...

"Here comes your sister." I said...

My wife's identical twin sister,Dr.Monique Talbert , our Medical Examiner walked up, she examined the two bodies....She looked at Monica and me...

"Wow....what a way to get killed...in the middle of lovemaking...That's why as much as Frankie wants to, I never do anything outside or in a car or something like that...I insist on being inside a bedroom."she said...


Monica and I looked at each other....I pouted ..looked like this was going to be the end of sex in the car for us...or anywhere else other than the bedroom of our home...I thought...I hated whoever did this..

Lt.Cotton walked up ,looked in the car window and shook his head...

"Damnnnn killed while gettin some freaky sneaky...lawd what is the world comin to." he remarked as two uniformed officers snickered...

He pinned a gardenia on to Monique's blouse and whispered in her ear...

"Girl,I'm still thinkin bout how you put it on me in my office yesterday....Lawd...the windows are still steamed up...

Monique blushed...

"Frankie...Shush before someone hears you..."she said and laughed...She then examined the bodies which were still together..

"Wow...rigor has set in....judging from lividity and body temp...They've been dead at least 24 hours..I'm estimating the time of death as yesterday around this time.."she said.

"Wow!  But Missing persons said they were reported missing at least two days ago...How can that be?" asked Monica..



 "They had to have been alive in that time....but somewhere else....Maybe a hotel or something.."I said.

"I'll put a team on the Traffic cams, Street cams and Atm cams....maybe something will pop...Although there are no cameras down here..." said Monica..

 "I'll check any local hotels and motels around the area...see if they were there." I said.

"Check restaurants and bars too."said Lt. Cotton...

II-


I found a pair of trousers,an undershirt, a shirt ,some boxers and some shoes on the front seat....Also, a short skirt, some bikini panties, a bra, some shoes and a purse....

"His Drivers License and his work ID...He works at warehouse ,not far from here...The food processing center..."I said.

Monica went in her purse....

"She worked there too...." she said..

''So this is a workplace romance...Both of you get over there....Find out what their fellow employees
knew..."said Lt. Cotton.

"Lou...if it was a workplace romance...their co-workers probably don't know anything...I mean both of them were married....to other people.."said Monica.

"Mo-Mo...I'm surprised at you....If these two were gettin it on...their co-workers knew...believe me...You and Nate for instance....I suspected something between you two almost immediately." he said.

"No you didn't...Stop it."laughed Monica..

"Oh come on...You think I got to be a Lieutenant because of my looks? Although I am very good looking...but no...I'm a trained detective...I saw things...the way you guys looked at each other...buyin breakfast for each other...The way he always deferred to you, complimented you on your looks...I wasn't completely sure at first...but it didn't take me long to figure it out..." he said.

"I probably gave it away....I was kind of obvious." I said.

''First time Mo-Mo brought him to our house to have dinner with us..My dad figured it out right away..."Laughed Monique ''And it wasn't Nate who was the most obvious...It was my sister...She wanted everything just right, was tellin us what to say and what not to say and not to embarrass her in front of her new partner...and what not...My dad was like...'This isn't just some partner....This guy is special to you isn't he Mo-Mo?" he said...My mom and I took one look at the way Nate was looking at Monica and we knew...I even said to him..."You're hot for my sister aren't you?" laughed Monique.

"And what about you two?"asked Monica...



 ''Me and your sister? Come on Detective...Everybody knows that I love the ground she walks on..."he said and pulled Monique to him and gave her a long,wet,sloppy kiss...

"Frankieeeeeeeeeeeee...Will you stopppp? We are in public." blushed Monique...

"Thing is...I don't care..."he laughed....

I stared at the ground....

"Who would have known they were coming here?  Did they do this on a regular basis? Did they tell somebody??This looks like a random stop...a spur of the moment type thing..."I mused..

The killer walked up on them ,probably from this angle partner...They were probably just getting into it good and then....pop...pop..two well placed shots....to the head...

"He got it first and then she got it next...It probably happened so fast...that neither of them had time to react..."I said.

''They never saw it coming."said Monica.

Both bodies were removed from the car and pulled apart...He had still been inside her at the time...There was only the one gunshot wound on each body, no signs of any bruising or other injuries..

Their clothes were collected in a box...We found two shell casings near by...That was collected for evidence too ,but nothing else...

 "You done here Sis?? Nate??" asked Monique..

"Yeah...release the body...Come on Mo-Mo."I said as we headed for my flying car...

''Let this be a cautionary tale you two, No Freaky Sneaky in the car."laughed Lieutenant Frankie Cotton Jr.

"Sis ,Get your man." laughed Monica as we took off and the two bodies were packed into vans and removed.

III-
 Monica and I headed for our two victims place of work..

''Well I guess that's it for us doing it in the car huh?" I asked as we headed towards the Food Processing Warehouse..
''I read your thoughts at the crime scene...To answer your question....Yes..for awhile...I'd think you'd be freaked out about this too...but I should have known....not you...." said Monica..

"Yeah...I'm surprised I'm not freaked out either....and a little ashamed..."I said.

Monica rubbed my hands...

''Wanna know a secret?" she asked.

"Yeah what?" I asked..

"I am surprisingly finding myself...mad turned on for some reason.." she said and smiled..

We landed on the roof of the Food Processing Plant...I leaned over and kissed her passionately and softly rubbed her breasts....

"Damn girl...me too!" I said, moaning as I continued to kiss her and worked feverishly to unzip her pants...

Monica kissed me a little longer..but wouldn't let me unzipper her pants...

"Ummmmmm not here...Not now...we have an investigation to do partner...When we get home..okay?" she said..

"Yeah ,I kind of don't want to set anything off here either."I said as I straightened my clothes and hers and we got out.


GET A GRUB.com was the name of the food processing plant where both Corey Baker and Kelly Young had been employed for the past five years....

It was a huge warehouse where any type of food you wanted was stored and processed...People ordered their groceries on line and whatever they wanted was delivered to them in as timely fashion as possible..

Monica and I often ordered our groceries on line...As working detectives...We didn't often have time to go shopping...We had our groceries delivered to the precinct and we took them home with us some nights.

Corey Baker worked in billing and Kelly Young worked in distribution as an account clerk...

"I'm Detective Monica Nellis and this is my husband Nate Nellis..."said Monica as she spoke to the plant manager...Bob Evans..

"Damn...Kelly and Corey dead?  Damnnnn...I told both of them that they had to cool it...because something like this was bound to get out." he said.



 ''So you knew about them?" I asked.

"Hell ,everybody knew...They couldn't keep their hands off of each other..Grinning, finishing each other's sentences....I caught them kissing in the back hall just last week..."said Bob Evans..

"You know they were married to other people right?" added Monica.

"Yeah,Yeah,Yeah....See...They were a couple for three years...They were engaged...Then they had a big row...they broke up and Kelly got married...Corey took it very hard...Even transferred to our other plant in Jersey...He was gone for a year and when he transferred back here...HE WAS MARRIED!! and had a baby!!..We all thought that that was that...Then last summer...They were caught making out in the meat locker...Then they were seen making out at the company Christmas party in the coat room..and then of course they would go on long lunches...She'd come back...Make up all messed up,hair out of whack...and he'd have lipstick on his collar...We all knew...I told him...Corey..you got a wife and a baby...and she's got a husband...You two are headed for something bad if you keep this up."I said..."Damn...they sure did."he said.

''Did they have problems with anybody here..?? " I asked..

"No..Not that I knew of...everybody loved them...."said Bob Evans...

Monica and I conducted lengthy interviews of all of the employees...Which took the later part of the afternoon and ran overtime..

We couldn't find one person that had a bad word to say about either of them...They were well liked by their fellow employees..

A picture emerged of Cory Baker...He was outgoing gregarious..a life of the party type of guy...The type who was described as kind and sweet by the female employees..

Kelly Young was vivacious and a bit of a flirt...not above using her feminine wiles to curry favor with someone..said both the male and female employees...but certainly not disliked by anyone...

After a day there...We both concluded our interviews and left...

"Well that was a bust...Like Lou said...''Everybody knew...and some tried to warn them.."said Monica.

"Tomorrow is the worst part...talking to the spouses..."I said. "You want to take em seperately?" I asked.

"Noooooooooooooo..we take em together...You probably want to tell the husband don't you?"laughed Monica...She had read my mind...

"I did....but we can interview them both together..."I said...

IV-



 At home...Monica and I were relaxing.....



 ''Wow..Me and you...We always get the weird cases...the who done it's..."I said.


"While it is kind of weird...two people shot while making love...it's not necessarily a who done it..I'm bettin the husband or the wife did this..."said Monica..

I watched as she unzippered her pants and took them off and hung them up....

"Gotta be pretty cold to walk up and just take two shots and then walk away....You'd think this would be more of a crime of passion.."I said.



 "You're right...I wouldn't rule out...a hired hit  man...A check of their financials will show that."said Monica.

I watched her walk around the room in just her panties and her top...I stood up and walked over to her and helped her take her top off...


Monica smiled and slowly unzippered my trousers and unbuttoned my shirt...In just minutes,I was down to my boxers and smiling at her..


"You said you were turned on.."I said..


"I am.." she said..and kissed me slowly and softly......

Within minutes...Monica and I were nude...kissing each other in the living room...

"Oh My god Mo Mo...I couldn't wait..."I said...breathing hard...

"Neither could I..."she said as we kissed passionately...

We shared deep soul kisses before I spread open her legs and entered mightily....

"OHHH NATE...OH MY GODDDD!! NATE!!!" she screamed....

"Ummmmph...Mo-Mo..." I moaned....

She gigled...

"I love it when you call me Mo-Mo."she said...

"I just love youu!" I moaned..

"Awwwwww.."she said as we continued kissing deeply....

The bed was squeaking softly and the headboard had been pulled back so that it didn't slam against the headboard....

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NATE....OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.."moaned Monica...

It was weird...Maybe the two of us were weird...but today's grissly murder scene of two people shot to death while engaging in sexual intercourse in the backseat of a flying car had oddly enough turned both of us on....

She began licking my neck and sucking on it,which made me begin moving deeper and deeper into her warm and wet lusciousness....Monica could be a wild lover when she was feeling good and I could tell she was feeling good right now....She kept moving up and down and then from side to side...The bed was rocking and slamming against the wall...It had shifted...I was losing my mind...

Five hours of sweet lovemaking ensued...We both came furiously...sweating and holding each other tightly.....breathing heavily....

Monica kept on kissing me slowly and softly stroking my penis....I found myself getting hard again..and looking at her in disbelief...she was more turned on than even I was,if that was possible..

Monica rolled over, smiled at me and then crawled on top of me...I pulled her close to me and took one of her breasts in my mouth, licking it softly...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ouuuuuuuuu, Nate honey, that feels soooo good.." she moaned..

She lifted herself up and gently lowered herself on my already bulging manhood....We both moaned loudly as she began moving up and down, first slowly , then next, really slow...


The light of the moon was gently sifting through the window across her back as she sat astride me and confidently rode me intimately... I softly grabbed her hips and began to slowly grind inside of Monica with every rise and fall of her...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu baby, that feeels sooooo...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." she moaned...

I arched my back a little..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby!...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" I found myself moaning....

I believe three more hours of sensual lovemaking went by....

Finally, neither one of us could take it any longer...I exploded with a fury and Monica began shaking and moaning....

''Ouuuuuuuuuuu.." she said with a look of pure ecstacy on her face...She collapsed on top of me and lay there sweating for a minute before she nestled up under me...


Soon she was snoring lightly and in a deep sleep...

 But I couldn't sleep...I kept thinking about the couple in the flying car with one bullet hole a piece in their heads...A crime that should have been one of passion...Both were cheating spouses...and yet both were killed so cold,so impassionately....

No this case was no normal run of the mill murder...This was going to be one for the books.

(TO BE CONTINUED)



2 comments:

Sunflower said...

Interesting title...Latin for Sex and Death! Very Clever!

Anonymous said...

Standing and Applauding and throwing my panties!