Monday, July 4, 2016

And I Saw What You Did Dot Com



A Monday Morning found Me, Donnie Ray Alexander ,Private Investigator and In house investigator for my wife's law practice...Alexander & West looking at some very explicit video on a laptop with Attorney Nelson East...Beverly's boyfriend...who had stayed over the entire weekend and was headed to work in an hour and to his apartment...

"Nelson look at this...This is practically porn." I said.

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu oh daddy put it in..."


"Yes...Yesssssssssss..ouuuuuu..ohhh my god girl...ohhhhhhhhhhh.." came the voices....

 Nelson's eyes were practically coming out of his head..

"Oh My God...How did she even get in that position? Are these real people?" he asked.

"I'm afraid so...and the basis of our current case..." I said..

''How so?" asked Nelson.

"The owner of this website...And I saw what you did dot com is being sued by the family of a woman in one of these videos , who was murdered after she and another man's tryst was made public." I said. "See these are all married people and they are sleeping with other people who are married ,but not necesarily married to them."I said.

''Oh like that TV show...Cheaters" said Nelson...

"Precisely." I said.. I could suddenly smell the aroma of some southern fried chicken behind me...I turned around and saw my wife, Attorney Olivia Bennett-Alexander, Her niece, Attorney Beverly West and our office manager ,Josie Boyd holding several platters and giving us the serious side eye...

"I take it this was uh research right Donnie Ray?" said my wife Olivia ,smiling slyly...

Beverly set the platters down and took a dollar out of her purse and passed it to her Aunt...

"You were right Auntay...Once they discovered the nature of our case..They just had to take a sneak peak at the videos..Men are so visual.." said Beverly dryly..

Josie laughed...

"I told you that was a sucker bet Beverly." she said.
They laid the platters out on the table...There were five platters, three sodas and two bottles of cold water....


"Dig in guys...No doubt watching all that porn has given you a hearty appetite" said Olivia.

"Well yes...and not for food.." I said laughing slyly...

"Oh Hush up smarty." laughed Olivia....trying to hide that she was blushing....

"I saw some of it...woooooo..How did she get those videos?" asked Beverly.

"Easy Shortcake...These companies hire a battery of Private Investigators..Many ,who are like me, Ex Cops or Ex Feds..with a background in this type of thing...



"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu oh daddy put it in..."

"Yes...Yesssssssssss..ouuuuuu..ohhh my god girl...ohhhhhhhhhhh.."

"Wait ,let me close the refrigerator door first....."

"I can't wait...I need it..I need it..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."


"Ohhhhh,it's sooo good..ouuuuu it's sooo goood...ummmmmph.."

"Yes baby yesssss.."


"Ouuuuuuuuuu la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

 "Where have we heard that before?" laughed Beverly ,who took a look at the screen.. "Oh My God..It's H. Stanley Stanlinson, the ex judge... Wonder who's wife that is..." she said.

"Ouuuuuuu who whoo whoo whoooo ouuuuu la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" he moaned...

"Oh Stanley...Work me..Work me..Work me like a damn job...ohhhhhhhh."cooed the young lady.....

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ouuuuuuu who whoo whoo whoooo ouuuuu la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" he moaned...

"Oh my god, this is too much." laughed Beverly.



 "I wouldn't be surprised if we see my ex-husband, Elwood on this thing.." said Olivia....

"That would be a riot." laughed Beverly...


"Mannnn, you guys get some great cases..." said Nelson...

"Don't we now?" said Josie as we chowed down on Fried Chicken, Fried Fish, Mac and Cheese, Sweet Potatoes, Turnip and Collard Greens and some home-made Apple Pie...Courtesy of Mabel Jenkins's soul food joint...

 "After eating this good food...I'm going to have the itis...I'm so glad we aren't due in court today...I couldn't make it through a court case today...I don't usually eat like this...I usually have a protein shake for lunch and that's it... Coffee in the morning and maybe a pop tart..." said Beverly...

"I don't eat like this either normally....We gotta hit the gym Saturday Bev, Jo....I know I need to...I've been on the road lately and have missed a few sessions..."said Olivia.

''Yeah me too...My butt is gettin too big."said Beverly...

"Looks just fine to me.." whispered Nelson in her ear...She blushed something crazy...

"I don't know whether to slap you or kiss you...I think I'll kiss you." said Beverly who gave him a soft kiss..

''Well Enlighten us about the case.." I said.

II-

Olivia switched the video stream of porn off of the laptop and brought up a photo of our client...

An attractive, but pale White Woman with red hair...

''This is our client...Perri Lober....Founder of the Website...And I Saw What you Did Dot Com." said Olivia.
"This is not what you think...And I saw What You Did Dot Com is actually an online dating and social networking service marketed to people who are married or in a committed relationship. It caters to people who are already in relationships but still want to date. The whole idea is to share your experiences privately with members of the club...In this social media age..as crazy as this sounds..It's actually very trendy...This company pulled in millions...The sight was founded in 2012 by our client Perri Lober and her former partner...Florry Weis.


The company received attention on July 15, 2015, after hackers stole all of its customer data—including emails, names, home addresses, sexual fantasies and credit card information—and threatened to post all the data online if And I saw what you did dot com was not permanently closed. By July 22, the first names of customers were released by hackers, with all of the user data released on August 18, 2015. More data (including some of the CEO's emails) was released on August 20, 2015. The release included data from customers who had earlier paid a $19 fee to And I Saw What You Did dot com to allegedly have their data deleted. The fee was also applied to people who had accounts set up against their will, as a workplace prank, or because of a mis typed email address. It was a big mess...but they didn't knuckle down to blackmail.

 On August 28, 2015, Florry Weiss  agreed to step down as chief executive officer of And I Saw What You did dot com. A statement released by the firm said her departure was "in the best interest of the company..." These videos were all supposed to be confidential ,only viewable to paid members...but now thanks to a hacker or hackers...They are all over the internet..."said Olivia.

 "Which is how the problem with the man's wife got out right?" I said.

"Exactly...and shortly after her particular segment went viral...She was shot to death in an unsolved drive by in September of last year...The family is suing for one million dollars...and their attorney is really coming down hard...Listen to what he said in a news conference yesterday." said Beverly as she cued the laptop up-




"This so called business is built on the back of broken hearts, ruined marriages, and damaged families..It's a scam." he said.

 "Who is the attorney? You guys know him?" I asked.

"Actually, I do...His name is Arthur Trout ...He is a friend of my ex-husband..." said Olivia..

"Oh My God...Another Elwood." said Beverly...

"They're old college buddies and drinking buddies...Difference is...Arthur managed to stay married....Elwood didn't." said Olivia.

"Our defense has to be that the fault lies with the hacker or hackers..." said Beverly...

"This isn't the first time the company has been sued either..in 2013..
the company was sued by former employee Dorrie Silver, who stated that in preparation for the launch of the company's  website, she was assigned to create over a thousand bogus member profiles within a three-week period in order to attract paying customers, and that this caused her to develop repetitive stress injury. The lawsuit claimed that as a result Dorrie Silver "developed severe pain in her wrists and forearms", and has been unable to work since 2013. And I saw What You Did dot com counter sued, alleging fraud.

The company claimed that Ms.Silver  had been photographed jet skiing, an activity that was unlikely for someone who had suffered serious injury to the hands and forearms. And I Saw What you did dot com later alleged further that Ms. Silver had kept confidential documents and sought to retrieve them.

In 2015, the State District Court dismissed the case without costs, a result with which Ike Weisbord ,former general counsel for the company, said the company was "very pleased".
In August 2015, after its customer records were leaked by hackers, a $576 million class-action lawsuit was filed against the company...Then for some reason...It was mysteriously dropped.."said Olivia.

"I need to talk to Dorrie Silver and Ike Weisbord.." I said.



''Well D.R. You can't talk to either one of them " said Beverly.




''What do you mean I can't talk to either one of them?" I asked.

'' You can't talk to Dorrie Silver unless you know a local medium...She died about six months ago..Heart Failure...And good luck talking to Ike Weisbord too...He was killed in a car accident in Germany on Christmas Eve...last year!" said Beverly...

I smiled at Beverly...

"My little Shortcake...She's come so far.." I said and hugged her and kissed her forehead..She giggled like a schoolgirl.

"Our client will be here tomorrow to talk to us...but I just wanted you guys up to date on the basics of the case." said Olivia..

"Well guys...I gotta go...Good luck with this case." laughed Nelson...Beverly followed him outside..
 He pulled her to him and kissed her passionately...Squeezing her tight and running his hands along her waist and her hips....


She felt herself getting aroused..

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....what was that for?" she said...sweating a little..

"I love you " he said..

She kissed him passionately....Slowly and softly....


"I Love you too! Ummm,Sure you have to go to work today?" she said breathlessly...

He couldn't believe he was aroused yet again...He had spent the entire weekend with Beverly..It had been a non-stop sexual marathon worthy of what was on some of those leaked videos...But he had to go to work..

"Damn girl, you don't play fair." he laughed..

"You kissed me like that first..." she cooed... "Go on to work....Call me." she said..

"I will." he said and got in his car...

Olivia was sitting on my lap inside at this point...

"Well first...I'm going to try and see if I can find out who hacked them.." I said. "Is Bonnie Shay back from her honeymoon?" I asked.

"I don't know...I haven't heard from her...It would be good to bring her in on this.." said Olivia..

Beverly walked back in...She was smiling from ear to ear...

"Real Love is great isn't it Auntay?" she said..

''Sure is" she said and planted a wet sloppy kiss on my lips...

Beverly fiddled with the laptop and qued up some more videos..

"You know ,Arthur Trout isn't wrong...This Website is built off the back  of broken hearts, ruined marriages, and damaged families." she said..

but what she saw next blew her mind and made her jaws drop....

A very tall handsome young man had a woman bent over a desk in his office had her dress up and her panties down and was plowing into her with all of his might...

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH...." he moaned..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH James..James...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' moaned the woman...

"GINGER!! GINGERRRRRRRRRRRRR!  YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"he yelled...
"Ohhhh work me..work me...work meeeeeeeeeeeeee..ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lawddddddd! MISTER WESTMORE...Ouuuuu, GIVE IT TO ME DADDY!" moaned the woman...


''OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" he moaned...

"YESSSSSSSSS MISTER WESTMORE!! YESSSSSSSSSS!" she moaned...Crying profusely and shaking and sweating as he continued to pump... MISTER WESTMORE!!!PLEASE!!! OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" she screamed to the top of her lungs, laughing one minute and crying the next...

"He's fine!" said Josie marveling at the young man...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ginger...Ginger baby!!  I thought about you all day...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness.." he moaned..

"James...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I couldn't wait for staff meeting to end...wooooooooooooooo..GIVE IT TO ME DADDY!!! OUUUUUUUU!" she moaned..

"That girl looks familiar." said Olivia..

''Auntay...That's Ginger Anderson...Wallace Anderson's wife...!!!"said Beverly who was in shock!!


 "Oh My God...IT IS!!!" said Olivia.

''You mean the guy you knew in Punta Canta....Rollie Rollerson's nephew...???" I said.

''Yes...My ex...That's his wife....On that video....with this man....Oh My God!!!"said Beverly...

I looked at Olivia...

"Maybe we need to stop looking at this video....Who knows who else we'll see on there?" I said.

Olivia smiled..

"Yeah...You have a point husband of mine!" she said.

(TO BE CONTINUED)


4 comments:

James Perkins said...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu oh daddy put it in..."

"Yes...Yesssssssssss..ouuuuuu..ohhh my god girl...ohhhhhhhhhhh.."

"Wait ,let me close the refrigerator door first....."

"I can't wait...I need it..I need it..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!

Toni said...

Awwww Suki Suki Now, this is gonna be juicy!

Angie B. said...

Too Funny,this one!

George S. said...

Art Imitates Life!