Wednesday, November 9, 2016

A Ready Made Corpse

A man stumbles out of the bar, drunk...He waves at a few people... He's white, about 34 years old.. Six feet even, athletic build..

He's drunk...very drunk...

He picks the wrong night to stumble down this alley...

He turns and sees Hankie..a six foot five hulk of a man...who strangles him !

He brings the body back to the Good Rest Funeral Home..

He comes in off the street through the side door..

"Hankie...you're back early...What do we have here?" he said smiling..

"He was easy...He practically walked into my arms." laughed Hankie..

"My My..Myyy..What luck we have tonight...Get him to the back room..."
"That guy is my height...but he don't look nothin like me..." said Ronald Harvey...

"He'll look close enough when I'm done with him...Now pipe down.."said Mr. Phillips..

''What about my passport...?" asked Ronald Harvey..

"You'll have it tonight...This will be enough to fool those cops..."said Mr. Phillips.

II-
The next morning...Monique was up early...She looked at her sister..

"How did you sleep?" she asked her sister..


"Best sleep I've had in awhile...but I missed waking up in my husband's arms...He upstairs?" she asked.

"Yes." thought Monique...


"Good, I'll go upstairs." said Monica..

"You heard my thought." said Monique..


Monica smiled..

"I did....and I can feel how much you were concerned about me." she said.


"You're back to normal.." said Monique..."Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" she said.


 "If this is what you call normal...Knowing everyone's thoughts and emotions...Yeah...What time is it?" asked Monica..

"It's early...You know I've always been an early riser..." said Monique..


"You think Nate and I have time for a quickie?" asked Monica gleefully..."

"I guess...but he's asleep...You think he'll be down for that on such short notice?" she asked.


Monica gave her sister the side eye...

"I forgot who we were talking about." she said and both sisters laughed.



"Thanks for having my back and taking care of me...I love you Hooker." said Monica..
"Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...I love you too Mo-Mo." said Monique.


I slept soundly.....I woke up and to my utter surprise....Monica was in the bed with me...Nude...smiling at me..

"I'm glad to know that you dream about me, even when I'm not here.." she said and smiled..

"You're back....I-I-I'm not dreaming..and...and..and..you read my mind...You have your powers back!!!" I exclaimed..

"Yesssssssssssssssss.." she said and she gently felt my rock hard penis...

''WOWWWWWW! That was some dream....Woooooooo, you are so hard..." she exclaimed...She bent over and kissed me...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mo-Mo...I'm so glad to see you.." I said..

"I can tell.. I was only gone overnight and I was right downstairs...It's not like I was on the moon or something.." she said..smiling...

Monica moved her body down on my hard and engorged penis and began moving up and down slowly...


"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" I moaned....



''Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu Nate...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu Nate...This feels good baby!" she said.

"Yes Lawddddddddd!" I said...

I stared into her pretty eyes and kissed her eyelids...her neck, her ears and finally her sweet and soft lips.....

"Ummmmmmm girl...you are driving me crazy...."I moaned....she giggled..

"Ohhhh Nate.." she said as tears streamed down her face......and we continued to make sweet love upright...
Monica and I were enjoying ourselves immensely...

 She smelled great and she was so soft, so moist....I felt like I was slowly losing my mind....I couldn't believe she felt so good...

"I love you so much Nate..."she said..

"I Love you too Monica.."I said as we slowly made sweet love......

Neither one of us was worried about the time...For all anybody knew.. we were out trying to solve our murder.

Three hours slowly drifted by.....

"Ouuuuuuuuu Nate...I'm cumming..ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu.."she cooed...She was indeed...I could tell...

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph."I moaned..

It took me a little while longer...but pretty soon I was cumming so hard...I felt as if I was being drained of all my energy....
"Welcome back baby." I said...

"I know right?" she said...reading my mind...There was nothing like a good quickie in the morning..

III-
We eventually wound up at the squadroom...

Detective Kylie White greeted us...
''Wow...Look at you two, you look, well refreshed.." she said.

"A good night's sleep will do that for you." I said.

Monica just smiled..

Kylie whispered in her ear..

''He put in some good work last night didn't he?" she laughed.

"Oh My God Girl...Did He?" Monica said, smiling...Reading Kylie's mind...she knew that Wally had taken care of business with her too ,early this morning in the women's locker room in the basement...

"You had some good lovin yourself recently too." said Monica.

"Girl , is it showing that much?" laughed Kylie, blushing...

"Hey guys...Nice to see you up and about Mo-Mo...." said Lt. Cotton...'I want you guys to check out Missing persons...In the past two days..." he said.

"Missing Persons? We are in the middle of a murder investigation Lou.." said Monica..

"I know...A man went missing a night ago...Take a guess where he was last seen?" asked Lt. Cotton.
That alley right behind your funeral home , where your shooter vanished.." he said.

Just the thought of having to go back there gave me the creeps.
"Okay.. I'll look into it.. Partner...Come on with me to missing persons...Kylie look up city plans of that alley.. I want to see where that storm cellar leads.." I said.

"Go ahead Mister Primary.." laughed Kylie...

Monica and I headed to missing persons..

Monique entered the office just in time to see Monica and I leaving and Kylie heading in another direction...

"Hey baby, what are you doing here?" asked Lt. Cotton...

"Can we go in your office Frankie?" she said..

''Sure..What's up?" he asked..

They walked in his office and Monique pulled the shades and locked the door..

"It just occurred to me that I uh owe you a little somethin for last night..."said Monique..

''Aww it was nothin...Your sister was sick, but uh.....If you uh...insist.." he said , smiling raffishly..

''I figured you wouldn't miss a chance to get some.." she said , giving him the side eye..

Within minutes, he had her blouse off, her bra off and she had his trousers and boxers down and they were kissing passionately ...

"Ummmmmmmmmmmph..No I would not....Ohhhhhhhhhhhh" he moaned..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Frankie.." she moaned as he sucked her breasts...

He lifted her up and put her on his desk and entered her slowly and softly...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Frankie..yesssss.." she moaned..


"Ouuuuuuuuuuuu..oh my goodness Frankie...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."she moaned...."I'm gonna hurt you...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."she moaned...

"Come on Sugar Baby, you missed this as much as I did.."he said..

''Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yes....yesssssssssss..."she moaned...
The desk was rocking so hard, it felt like one or all of the legs might break....



It would be three and a half hours of sweet ,slow, sensual lovemaking before anyone would see the two of them again....


He couldn't get enough... She had come multiple times and was shaking and sweating...She felt so good, she slapped him in the face several times...

Finally he came so hard...he was at once frightened....

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.." he moaned and shook like an Earthquake...

"Ouuuuu Frankieeeeeeeeeee.."she squealed in delight...


Later after they had cleaned up, they both stood in the office mirror..

Monique fixed her hair and straightened up her dress in the mirror, so did Lt. Cotton...

"Mmmm..That was nice.. Dinner ? Tonight??" he asked.

''And then...let me pack an overnight bag and stay with you at your place tonight?" she said.

''Sure." he said.. "Your sister okay?" he asked.

"Yeah...Female problems." was all Monique would say.



IV-
" A Man named Charles Chesley, aged 34 , about the same size and weight and age of our killer vanished 24 hours ago....He left this bar here and wandered down this street...This is six blocks northwest of our murder ." I said.

''He was a regular and a very popular customer...Everybody liked him...He was very drunk from what we heard...When the bartender didn't get a call from him when he arrived home as he usually did...He got concerned.. He went to his home and found out he never arrived..." said Monica.

"Did you check the street cams?" asked Lt. Cotton...

''We did...and we see him stumbling down the main street and then...He walked out of the camera's sight...and dropped completely off the grid." I said.

"There are only a few places he could have gone..." said Monica.

''This alley is one of them..." she said.

''So that's two people in two days who have vanished in the same area...The dead end alley behind this funeral home.. Something is fishy...We need to have another look at that funeral home..."said Lt. Cotton.

"My phone is vibrating.." I said and looked at it..

"It's Phillips..." I said.

"Who is Phillips?" asked Lt. Cotton.

"The Funeral director of that very property..." I said.

"Hello." I said. "Detective Nate Nellis...Homicide.." I said.

"Mr. Nellis...Mr. Nellis..I believe I have your killer here...Mr. Ronald Harvey..." he said.

"WHAT?" I said.

"Two of my guys found his body not far away from here this morning...He apparently lost a lot of blood...He had a gunshot wound..He looks like he bled to death...I 've embalmed him already and prepared him for burial...I just thought you'd like to come and take a look.." he said.

''Why would you embalm a John Doe?" I asked.

"Purely for sanitary reasons....I would have evenyually just turned this body over to the M.E.'s office ,since no one will likely claim it...But I thought you'd like to see it first.." he said..

"My partner and I will be over..."I said.  I looked at Monica and Lt. Cotton..

"That was Phillips...He has the corpse of our shooter...Says somebody found his body this morning..Not too far from where he was last seen.."I said.

''We definitely need to check this out." said Monica.

And at the Good Rest Funeral Home...
Killer, Ronald Harvey peered at himself in the casket...

"Holy cow...This stiff looks just like me.." he said.

''Yes. Complete with an identical bullet hole and a plaster mole of your fingerprints on his hands.." said Mr. Phillips..

''You do good work...You think it will fool them?"asked Ronald Harvey.

"For awhile...Long enough for you and I to get out of town.." said Mr. Phillips..
"Good, because I don't want to have to kill those two cops..." said Ronald Harvey..


(TO BE CONTINUED)




3 comments:

Toni said...

I'm loving these charactors....They're creepy and Funny!

Angie B. said...

Hankie and That Funeral Director will go down as two of ESCAPADES most memorable bad guys

Sunflower said...

This story is delightfully creepy and funny all at once...