Dublin

DUBLIN, IRELAND...CHRISTMAS EVE-

Dublin,Ireland is a long way from my native, Philadelphia PA.  and probably the last place I thought I'd find myself on Christmas Eve....

Me? I'm Ralph Scallion, Chef Extraoidinaire...On most days.... I had had been on an emotional and financial roller coaster lately...

My Daughter and I had opened up our very own restaurant and bar..A real classy joint too...Some Jealous, hateful gangster named Joey Thompson had blown the place to smitherreens.....And on our first night too!

I had ten D.J.'s playing that night..Had invited all of my friends...We had had the most buzzed about social event in Philly and that hateful ,jealous bastard Joe Thompson and a back stabbing ex-employee of mine had blown the place up...

My friend, the Private Investigator...Kevin Morris and a sexy young Insurance Investigator named Bonnie Shay put an end to Joe Thompson....He's a guest of the state of Pennsylvania for the rest of his life thanks to them...and the insurance company paid me handsomely...

They are already clearing out that space and beginning to rebuild.. Dollar Bill hired both me and my daughter, Roquell back at "Bottom of The C."  but I'm still depressed about realizing a life long dream and having to start over again...

My girlfriend...Minay..

had been in London visiting her family while all this was going on...To my surprise..She sent me round trip tickets to Dublin,Ireland, where she was vacationing..It was the last part of her vacation..She was the Assistant Manager of the Victoria's Secret in our section of the city and she was planning to return after the New Year...

"Nice of you to invite me to Dublin Minay."I said...

Our beers arrived...

"I didn't want to be away from you all this time...I know how you get Ralph...You'd have your shoes parked up under some other woman's bed.." she said..

"Nah Minay...You know I'm all about you.."I said.

"You're all about me...when you see me...When I'm out of sight,I'm out of your mind...I wanted to keep you close..and plus...I hate celebrating the holidays alone.." she said..

She wasn't lying...I was kind of embarrassed that she was calling me on my B.S.

"I hate it too baby.." I said.

It was starting to get dark....

More beers came...Minay could hold her own with any man when it came to drinking...

''Don't get too drunk Ralphie." she said in her cute British accent.....Minay was the daughter of an African-American serviceman stationed in England at the Air Force Base and a young British woman from London...She had just recently become an American Citizen....But her cockney accent remained..It was very thick...I found it very cute and sexy...I often told her that...

We were two of maybe four Black people in this public house...Unlike in the States...It didn't seem to be a big deal or a deal at all...I liked that.

I smiled at her...She had on a very colorful mini skirt that hugged her every curve and beautiful blue stilletto heels...

"What are you smiling at?" she asked...

"You...You're kind of cute..."I laughed...

"That's the lager talkin."she said...

She slowly ran her hands down the crotch of my pants...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.."she smiled..looking at me and feeling the bulge in my trousers..."Maybe NOT!!!" she said..

She kept smiling and shaking her head...

I laughed and quaffed down the last beer...

"Okay..I'm done....."I said and went in my wallet and slammed a few bills on the table...Minay had gotten a lot of my cash changed into euros...

"Let's go back to the flat....My goodness!" she said.



II-

 Dublin is a beautiful city...especially at night...It was Christmas Eve...That wasn't lost on either of us...

Back in the flat, Minay had put up a small Christmas Tree...

"Damn Minay...You make me feel at home whenever I'm with you..." I said.

"Do I now?" she said.

"Yeah..When we get back to Philly, you should let me move back in with you.."I said..

I had lived with her briefly , but had got caught with another woman and put out....I had to beg Minay for two weeks to take me back....She took me back...but wouldn't let me move back in with her...

" You know what my terms are Ralphie...You got to put a ring on my finger...Then we can live together again. There's a guy here who wants to marry me...I told him no..."said Minay...

''Is that who you have been coming over here to see?" I asked.

"No Ralph...I've been coming over here to see my family....but when I come over here, he's been here..He sees me, he talks to me...He has made his feelings known."she said.

"Yeah?" I asked...surprised that I was jealous...

"I don't feel that way about him...and I've told him so." she said.

"Oh!"I said..."Good!" I said.

"You jealous Ralph?" she asked me..

"Well yeah...I am!!!...You're my girl."I said...

"Really??...You need to act like it...At least he wants to marry me...I don't always know what you and I are doing."she said...then added.."It's Christmas eve...I didn't fly you this far to fight...We can have this conversation later...In the states...So cheer up Ralphie."she said with a smile..She could always disarm me with her smile.

I'm still not the marrying type just yet...but I'm close to it...If I could leave my daughter's mother alone...and other attractive women...who knows??

Once in the room,I sat across the bed....I looked out the window at the city of Dublin...

It was beautiful....

Minay had changed out of her dress and shoes...She had on a Black T-shirt and white lace Bikini panties..

My eyes nearly came out of their sockets when I saw her...

"Oh My god!!!"I exclaimed..

"It has been a few weeks hasn't it Ralphie." she said..

I stood up....Maybe too fast...she could see the huge bulge in my pants...Which was a little embarrassing..but she was walking around like this, showing those shapely legs of hers all afternoon and I had a raging erection that I had successfully hidden up until now...She smiled at me...I pulled her to me and began kissing her passionately...

''Ummmmm,Merry Christmas Baby!" I said..

She laughed...

"Merry Christmas to you too love." she said and leaned over and kissed me softly....

Minay had been waiting to release her passion for a long time I suppose...She kissed me like I have never been kissed before...I lifted her up and palmed her buttocks, feeling her silky panties and rubbing her legs...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ralph....Ohhhhhhh please...pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...take me...take meeee...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jesus take me..." she moaned...

I took her into the bedroom...She unzippered my pants and just marveled at my largeness.....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness Ralph...You don't make any sense ...Being this huge and this hard!!!...Oh my goodness.." she exclaimed..

"That's why you keep me around."I joked...

"I guess."she laughed and kissed me some more..

She began licking my neck and sucking on it,which made me begin moving deeper and deeper into her warm and wet lusciousness....Minay was a wild lover...she kept moving up and down and then from side to side...The bed was rocking and slamming against the wall...The best thing was ...There was nobody next door to yell "quiet the noise"....unlike at my place in Philly...

She got a kick out of my next door neighbor in my apartment complex...Always yelling to quiet the noise..He was a hater...He never got any action...Or if he did..He was a very quiet lover...

The next five or six hours seemed to just evaporate as Minay and I caught up on all the lovemaking we had missed in the past few weeks...

"Ohhhhh my god Minay,I'm losin my mind...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."I cried out..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ralph,what are you doing to me love???....ouuuuuuuuuuuuu ..."she screamed...

"What are you doing to meeee?" I moaned...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness..Ralpppppph....please...ouuuuuuuuuu.."she moaned.

The bed was squeaking like crazy and the headboard sounded like it might be coming loose...

"Ralphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...ohhhhh Ralph...ohhhhhhhh my goddddddddddddddddd!"she screamed..

"Minayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."was all I could mutter...

Finally ,I was sitting upright and Minay was going up and down....moaning with delight as I continued to ram into her as hard and deliberate as I could...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RALPH,DON'T STOP...Pleasseeeeeeeeee don't stop, give it to me, give it to me ..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." she screamed....

I was more excited than I had ever been!!!

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH..." I shouted with joy....

"Ohhh Ralph." said Minay as we just held each other and kissed .......


"Ralphhhhhhhhhhh ...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....pleaseeeeeeeeeee don't stopppp,ouuuuuuuuuu.." she moaned..

Finally ,I was sitting upright and Minay was going up and down....moaning with delight as I continued to ram into her as hard and deliberate as I could...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RALPH,DON'T STOP...Pleasseeeeeeeeee don't stop, give it to me, give it to me ..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." she screamed....

"I'm TRYIN BABY....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled out!!!

I was so excited then that I shot off like a gusher !!!

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH..." I shouted with joy....

"Ohhh Ralph....whoooooooo weeeeee!" said Minay as we just held each other and kissed .......She was shaking and sweat and tears were running down the side of her face......

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Ralphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"she moaned one last time..She was still shaking....

She kept stroking my penis softly and she got up and headed towards the shower...

"Are you coming?" she asked...

"I've been cumming...."I joked..

She laughed...

"You are sooo naughty Ralphie."she laughed..

I followed her into her shower ....She led me by my penis, which began to get hard in no time, just by her touch and as hot steamy water rained down on both of us...I lifted her up and began to kiss her passionately again....I entered her once more and she held on for dear life....

We kissed and fondled each other as the hot soapy water splashed on us...I lifted Minay and entered her slowly and softly....

"Ohhhhh my godddd Ralph.....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."she moaned softly....

She shivered and turned her head from side to side...

"Ralphie...you are driving me crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..ohhhhhhh!"she moaned.

We made love in that shower until the water got cold...We didn't care...Nor did we notice...Finally, Minay came and when she did...it was furiously...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY goddddddddddddddd! ouuuuuuuuuuuuu!" she screamed!!

She reminded me of another woman I'd once slept with, from New Jersey....in that she came so hard she was embarrassed by it.....I still continued to pump her hard until finally I exploded.....

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH..." I shouted with joy....

"Oh My god Ralph...you were just showing off..."she said,laughing..She kissed me hard one last time...

We held each other tightly and staggered out of that shower and got under her covers , wet and naked....We slept for maybe an hour...I awoke and entered Minay slowly again....

''Oh my goodness Ralph...you're a bloody machine..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."she moaned as I made slow sweet love to Minay in the missionary position for close to two hours this time....This time, Minay came slowly and powerfully....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......." she moaned as I came myself......so hard that it scared me...

Minay leaned over and kissed me softly...

"Merry Christmas love..You were....You were bloody amazing.."she said smiling.

"Was I?" I asked..

She kissed me longer and softer this time..

"You know you were..." she said...

She crawled on top of me and drifted off to sleep...


III-

The next morning...I cracked four eggs....I ground up some swiss cheese, and diced some tomatoes, green peppers and some onions and mixed them together..then I scrambled them in a pan..

I had a pot of coffee boiling on the stove and fresh bacon crackling in another pan..

Minay walked into the kitchen...She smiled at me and she yawned...

"And he cooks too!!!...It smells good.." she said.

"I got coffee over there and bacon..." I said..

Minay poured a bottle of Jameson's Irish Whiskey into her cup of coffee...

"Try it Ralph...A Christmas toast!" she said...

I took a sip...Then I pulled her to me and kissed her...

"How bout a Christmas screw?" I asked.

She busted out laughing...

"You are the horniest man I've ever met...After we eat....I'm starving....You should be too after the work you put in on me last night." she said, easing out of my embrace..

We sat down and ate our food...

"Ummmm Ralph,these eggs are incredible....brilliant..."she said.

"You let me move in and I'll cook like that for you everyday and make love to you like that every night."I said.

"Marry me Ralph!!!...Then it's not an issue.."she said.

I drank my entire cup of coffee with the Irish Whiskey...

"You know Minay...That's not such a bad idea...In fact it's a good idea.. A GREAT IDEA!!!I mean I'm gettin tired of doggin around..and you're a good woman...I don't want to lose you....When we get home..I'll start shopping for a decent ring..."I said and smiled.

"Really Ralphie?? You're not just saying that are you?" she asked..

"No..I'm serious...Minay..."I said.

She laid her head down in my lap...She looked up at me and smiled..

"I'm gonna hold you to that Ralphie. You still can't move in with me until we get married!!!" she said..

"I know...I know...but I've found that I like waking up with you in my arms...You have a really warm body." I said.

Minay cracked up laughing...

''Do I now? Wellllll, marry me and that warm body will be in your arms every morning when you wake up!" she said.

I smiled.

"I'd like that.."I said.

"Show me....Uh enough serious talk...We have time for that when we get back to the states..Let's just enjoy our Christmas Day here.." she said and kissed me softly....

"You uh were asking about a Christmas screw?" she said smiling and walking seductively back to the bedroom...

I smiled and followed her....I briefly turned and peered out the window...

I peered out into the Dublin Morning..

It was Christmas Morning... Could I do this? Get married?? Me???

The beautiful morning sky filled me with hope... It made all things seem possible!

For Edmund!