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Friday, January 8, 2016

Just A Shred

A glass of water and a bottle of water sat by the laptop in Attorney Ronald Shay's office....He had been working into the late hours of the night in his apartment...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ronnie..."

Not too far from his desk in his bedroom came other sounds...The sounds of sweet love being made..

The bed was squeaking like crazy and the headboard was slamming hard against the wall.....

Ronald Shay and his ex-wife...Bonnie Shay were making sweet love...

"Oh my goddd Bonnie, this is soooo damn good...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.."he screamed...

"Yess...Yessssssssssssssssssss...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" she screamed....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ...oh my god..."she moaned...

The bed began to squeak something crazy and the headboard began to slam against the wall...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lawd...ohhhhhhhh RONNIE.You are just showing off...You just showing off...ohhhhhhhhhh" she wailed..

She moaned softly as the massive bed began to squeak and slam against the wall...
''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...""Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... BONNIE...BONNNIE......ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh..."

"YES BABY YES...CALL MY NAME.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."she moaned.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooooddddddd lawdd it's soooo goood...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh girl...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweeeeet jesusssssssssss you are a demon in the bedddddddddd...arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."he cried ...out!!"Morrre...Morreee....morrre...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. 


"RONNIE..ouuuuuu..RONNIE....OHHHHHHH. RONNIE! Stop showing off in this bed"she wailed...

"Ohhhh Bonnie, this is sooo damn goooood,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..I'm losin my minddddddddd!! "

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ronnie baby..I needed this soooooooooooooo mucccchhhhhh! OHHHHHHHH" she moaned...

They had been making sweet yet intense love for the last five hours...with no sign of stopping...The bed squeaked something crazy....

The lights in the room below them were going on and off...


''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...""Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... BONNIE...good lord...BONNIE......ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh... This don't make no sense..."he moaned....

"Sock it to me Ronnie...ouuu yessssssssssssssssss!...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...YESSSSSS!"she moaned.

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" he yelled and
came violently!!!He shook so hard, photos and pictures fell off the wall...


It wasn't long before Bonnie Shay came also ...in waves and held on to Ronnie for dear life, Slapping him in the face ,because it felt so good...

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee"she yelled....coming violently and still shaking a little bit after they were finished...


"Oh my god Ronnie...ohhh, that was amazing.."she said, sweat and tears rolling down her face..

"Yes...ouuuuu girl...you got my legs shaking....ohhhh."said a very satisfied Ronald Shay...

Bonnie got up , she looked at the clock...

She walked to the shower and turned the hot water on......Ronnie layed back, totally spent and listened as she took a long hot soapy shower....

He watched as she put on her panties and her top...He was so exhausted and spent ,he couldn't move..
He smiled watching Bonnie lotion her legs...and put on her make up and get dressed...

 "You wore me out baby."he said.

"You enjoy yourself?" she asked..

"No doubt!"he said smiling..

"Good."she said and leaned over and kissed him slowly and softly....

"My investigation is complete...No employee at Booth Planned Parenthood was found to be guilty of any wrong doing..You guys were hacked...By a woman named Ingrid Walnut..She's still at large..but in the meanwhile...I've set up a sophisticated system of multiple firewalls and an encrypted code just like she had to protect us in the future...My complete report is on your desk...So It looks like your job is done."said Bonnie..

"Damn Babe...You are like my Christmas and New Years present!"he said smiling...

"I would kiss you again...but we'd wind up back in bed...and I've got to get home and get some sleep.."she said.

"You've never spent the night here...I know it pales in comparison to your house but-" said Ronald..

"That has nothing to do with anything Ronnie...I don't have a change of clothes over here...and I have to work tomorrow...All I have over here is lingerie..."she said ,looking at him and laughing...

''Well bring a few more things over here,I have some suits at your house."he said.

"Yes...You do don't you?...You've become quite comfortable over my house mister."she said laughing.."Get some sleep....you gotta work tomorrow."said Bonnie, kissing him on his cheek and walking out of the door.

II-
In yet another conference room in downtown Philly, I sat with my wife, Attorney Olivia Bennett-Alexander, her niece, Attorney Beverly West and their client...Susan Hemingway...



Bruce Hemingway was 45 minutes late...His new Attorney,Fred White was clearly irritated and just as eager to end this business as Olivia and Beverly were..

Olivia insisted that I sit next to her...She kept rubbing my hands softly under the table and looking at me lovingly...as we waited...Beverly sat with Lisa Hemingway...

Fred White,was a nice enough guy...He offered everybody a cold bottle of water and was a very good litigator..and thorough...

Unlike Hamilton Burger, he didn't go out of his way to be friendly to us..though he was cordial....He was strictly business..

It was quite obvious that Bryce  Hemingway didn't want to give up anything to his soon to be ex-wife...

Livy and Bev thought differently...So when Fred White ,like Hamilton Burger brought up charges of infidelity on her part...the girls were ready...

Olivia looked right at Bryce and said-

"You know ,you keep talking about infidelity Bryce...Yet you have not produced one shred of evidence..Not one..." she said.

"You should be talking to my lawyer...Not me.." he said arrogantly...

I opened my briefcase and produced several glossies of Him nude,standing in the middle of the floor with a young pretty white woman with long black hair...Photos of them kissing and photos of them in bed making love...Photos of her on her knees with his entire penis in her mouth and another unidentified woman kissing him....

"How-How did you get those photos?" he asked..

I didn't answer...They had been sent to me in an envelope with no return address....Apparently somebody didn't trust Ms. Walnut and had had someone looking into her activities...

"Do you know that girl Bryce?  You've been sleeping with her for most of this year.."said Olivia.."You met her at one of Rollie Rollerson's social get togethers didn't you? Her name is Ingrid..Ingrid Walnut...but you know that,don't you?" said Olivia..

"Bryce,you bastard..you nasty cheating bastard."said Lisa Hemingway-"Accusing me of cheating and all this while...you were cheating on me."she said.

Beverly smiled..."She's a hacker....She hacked into the Booth Planned Parenthood system and gave your husband and his last attorney information concerning your abortion."she said..

Everyone gasped...

"Yeah,we knew about it..We weren't going to say anything about it ,if he didn't...buttttttttttttttttt, we changed our mind..."Beverly continued..

"Recent Abortion! Recent Abortion?? This proves she was cheating too!" said Bryce...

I said nothing...I pulled some more papers out of my briefcase and passed them to Fred White...

"What is on those papers?? WHAT? WHAT? I WANT TO KNOW?" bellowed Bryce..

Fred White looked at him and said..

"It's DNA tests from your wife's abortion....YOU WERE THE FATHER!!!..She was pregnant by you! Why didn't you tell me all of this Mr. Hemingway?" asked Fred White...

I smiled..

Bryce Hemingway looked at me...

"Who the hell are you? If you're not an Attorney, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE?" he bellowed..

"He's my husband Bryce!!!...He's my investigator...You really need to be thinking about how you're going to play this Mr. Hemingway...Giving orders is not in your vocabulary right now!"said Olivia...

Bryce Hemingway looked sick...Earlier he had lost his suit against Booth Planned Parenthood...No employee had acted inappropriately....They had been hacked , it had been revealed...Today wasn't looking any better for him legally either..

Lisa wound up with the house..one of his four cars of her choosing and a flat one time only payment of an unspecified sum....

Bryce Hemingway looked sick..He slumped down in his chair as Fred White,Olivia and Beverly hammered down the particulars of the divorce settlement...




Up until this point...I hadn't uttered a word...

I pulled some more photos out...

"Mr. Hemingway...It's none of my business..But I sure hope you used protection...Ole girl gets around..." I said.

I had more photos of Ingrid Walnut with Rollie Rollerson, Elwood Barnes..and newspaper publisher and Pro-Life activist!! Courtland Richardson...all in various sexual positions...in the bed...nude in the living room,the kitchen,the shower...et al..

Bryce Hemingway was stunned...

"My god!"he exclaimed...

With the exception of Rollie Rollerson ,none of these men knew that she was seeing the others..Even Elwood had referred to her as his girlfriend...Nothing was further from the truth,These men were giving her money....Supplying and paying for her tony condo...and other things and she had them all wrapped around her little finger.

"Just thought I'd uh let you know."I said.

He got up slowly and slumped out of the courtroom....

Lisa grabbed Olivia and then Beverly hugging them both and laughing...


"I love you two sooo much...you're the bomb!  Thank you,Thank you..Thank You.."she said ,nearly crying...

Fred White looked at us and smiled...

"Glad that's over....THAT guy was a real piece of work." he said.

"Try being married to him for seven years."said ~Lisa...

We all busted out laughing..

III-

Ingrid Walnut sat in her condo watching television when her doorbell rang...

"Ohhh who is it?" she said as she got up and opened the door..

"Ms. Ingrid Walnut...I'm Deputy Special Agent in Charge of the Philadelphia FBI ,Sharon Hopkins...You're under arrest on six counts of Wire Fraud and six counts of Extortion by Wire.." she said...

She had come with 10 FBI agents...

"You're crazy....You don't have any evidence.."she said.

"If we didn't..Do you think we'd be here?" asked Sharon as an agent handcuffed her and another agent read her her rights...

"I don't believe this! I don't believe this! "she said as she was ushered out the door and downstairs to black unmarked cars and whisked off...

Some time later at a business office in downtown Philadelphia...

Courtland Richardson walked into the hallway,only to be met by Sharon Hopkins and 10 FBI Agents..

''Courtland Richardson?..I'm Deputy Special Agent in Charge of the Philadelphia FBI ,Sharon Hopkins...You're under arrest on six counts of Wire Fraud and six counts of Extortion by wire..and six counts of conspiracy to commit extortion by wire." she said...

"What?  DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?   I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE YOUNG LADY...I KNOW YOUR BOSS...I KNOW FRANK COTTON...I KNOWN U.S. ATTORNEY BRENDAN BURNSIDE...I KNOW THE ATTORNEY GENERAL!!" he bellowed..

"Cuff him...I know them too! If you see them,tell em drinks are on me at Aqua Bar." was all she said...

"WELL I NEVER...." he huffed and stomped his foot in anger...

He was handcuffed and read his rights and ushered down the elevator...

"I DON'T BELIEVE IT...I'M BEING ARRESTED!!!   I DON'T BELIEVE IT." He said.....

"I don't know what it is...The bad guys get shot..they don't believe that..They get arrested, they can't believe that either.."said Sharon to another FBI agent...

"I know right?" he said as they both left the building.

IV-
 Nightfall came to the city and we all went to Josies..to relax and enjoy the music and fried chicken wings as well as fried shrimp that they were now serving...

''Feel better now babes?" I asked Olivia as we both quaffed some beers and munched on fried chicken..
"I'll feel even better when you pass me that hot sauce.."laughed Olivia...

"You like hot sauce on everything..."I laughed...

"I may try some on you next.."she said and winked...

"Ewwwwww, keep that to yourself.."joked Beverly, who was a little tipsy...She was lying in Nelson's arms....He had a beer in his other arm..

"Come to think of it..That's not such a bad idea.."he laughed...and kissed Beverly in the lips...

"You two are too much."laughed their cousin, Attorney Kayla Bennett...who was hanging out with us tonight...



Her boyfriend,Ryan St. James was also hanging out with us tonight...

"Hey look who just walked in" he said and pointed at Bonnie Shay and Ronald Shay.


They saw us and walked over to our table..

"Got room for two more?" asked Ronnie..

''Sure man,pull up two chairs.. What you guys drinkin? I'm buying..."I said...

Soon our table was filled with bottles of beer, wine, Plates of fried chicken and fried shrimp....

Beverly looked up-

"Oh Hell...I knew today was too good to be true..Look who just walked in."she grimaced...

It was Elwood!

He walked over to our table...

"Well..Hello everyone... Hello Shays...You know, you two need to get married...I mean you both have the same last name and all.."he joked..



Bonnie and Ronald looked at him like he was crazy...but said nothing...

I smiled..

Elwood looked at me..

"Donnie Ray,Do you mind if I speak to your wife in private for just a minute?  Then I'll be gone."he said..

 "Is that a promise?" sneered Beverly ,who detested Elwood....The feeling was mutual..

''Ahhh Beverly...Don't you know...Bratty nieces should be seen and not heard?" he retorted...

"Whatever Elwood....Go away...You're such a buzz kill."said Beverly......

The air was getting a bit thick!


"Sure...Liv?" I said looking at her..

"I'll be right back."she said...She didn't want the hostility between her niece and her ex-husband to continue...So she got up and pointed towards the door.

She and Elwood walked out the front door..

"I guess you heard.....Courtland Richardson and Ingrid Walnut were arrested today by the FBI.."he said.

"Yes..I heard.."said Olivia..

"That was me...I was the little birdy that whispered in the FBI's ear.." he said..

"Thank you Elwood...I knew there was a shred of decency in you..."said Olivia...

"Just a shred..." he laughed...They both laughed in one of those unguarded moments.

"Thank you for giving me time to make that decision....I know you could have pulled the trigger...but you didn't..And because you didn't..I still have a job...You uh didn't tell the Shay's about my uh involvement in all of this did you?" he asked..

"No I didn't.."said Olivia..

Elwood smiled..

"You're a good girl Olivia...Better than I ever deserved...I was just lucky to cross your path when I did."he said.

"Thank you Elwood..."said Olivia..

"Well I'm going to let you get back to your husband and your friends...Wouldn't want them to think we were out here making out...heh,heh,heh!" he laughed..

"Nobody is thinking that Elwood."said Olivia...

"No...uh,I suppose they aren't....Goodbye Livy...." he said and smiled and walked away...

Olivia didn't even watch him walk away...She walked back in Josies and sat down next to me and leaned into my shoulder...


Beverly and I both said in unison-

"Everything Okay?"

Olivia looked at all of us and said-

"Yup! Just fine..."

EPILOUGE-
Ingrid Walnut was convicted of Wire fraud,Conspiracy and Extortion by wire...and sentenced to 15 years in Federal Prison....

Courtland Richardson was acquitted of Wire Fraud but convicted of Conspiracy to commit extortion by wire and sentenced to five to ten years in prison...

Bryce Hemingway writes to his ex-wife,Lisa, begging her to come back to him,promising to change ....He calls her at nights asking what she's wearing...She has changed her number and from what we hear,She's seeing someone else now of days...

Olivia and I stood outside Josies....It was close to closing..We were waiting for the others...We were planning to drive to A.C. for the night...


''So...Do you have Elwood out of your system now?" I asked.

"He was out of my system the day after we divorced and the day I fell in love with you."she said..

I blushed...

Olivia leaned in and kissed me softly...



Beverly,Kayla ,Ryan St. James and Nelson walked out...They didn't say anything....


Bonnie and Ronald walked out hand in hand..

"Well folks...Ready? " I said...

 Olivia kissed me softly....

"I'm ready...If you know what I mean." she said...

We both looked at each other and laughed sheepishly.


8 comments:

Toni said...

Great Story As Usual!

Angie B. said...

Loved the way this ended!

Sunflower said...

Nicely done as usual!

Halo said...

Elwood is not so bad, I suppose...In the end..he did do the right thing!

Lisa said...

"Nobody is thinking that Elwood" Funniest line in the entire story...

Vanessa said...

Good story,Nicely wrapped up!

Cheryl said...

LOved it Keith!

Anonymous said...

STANDING AND APPLAUDING AND THROWING MY PANTIES TO THE ROOFTOPS!