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Saturday, August 6, 2016

Oh, And About Last Night


"OH MY GOD ELAINE!" laughed Beverly as she sipped her coffee and Attorney Elaine English told her about the previous night...They were at a small neighborhood coffee shop....

"If this story wasn't so funny, I suppose I would be angry at you...Sending my boyfriend Panty pictures."said Beverly...

"Bev,I was just trying to throw him off of his game..Get in his head...For the trial....I apparently got his number and the Judge's number confused and the photos went to Judge Crawford..."she said..

Beverly spit her coffee out laughing...

"So how did you wind up in the Judges Chambers late at night?" asked Beverly...

"I got a text back saying 'Meet me in the Judges Chambers '...I thought it was from Nelson...He and I used to uh do it in the judges chambers back in the day when we were a couple...I thought it was one last get together for old times sake...So I went out of curiosity....And when I got there...Judge Crawford was in there butt naked , as erect as a pole....He called me Olivia.....I found that odd!!! Is something going on between Liv and him? I noticed him practically salivating over her the entire trial.."said Elaine.

"He would like it to be....He has had the hots for my Auntay ever since she graduated from Law School...He was one of her professors...She had to have her number changed and then had his blocked from both of her phones and from our office phones...He would call her up late at night asking what she had on, what color were her panties, if they could meet in secret....All kinds of crazy stuff...He gave her the creeps.."said Beverly...

"Oh My God!! What A Horn Dog!! I never suspected he was like that." said Elaine.

"In court, he's not....but outside of court...He's a completely different person, at least when it comes to my Auntay!"said Beverly.

"He chased me for six blocks in his boxers...He said, 'Well since you are here...Get them panties off and let's get it on...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....I never knew he was such a freak...I was scared to death."said Elaine..

Beverly laughed so hard her sides were hurting...

"You know that serves you right...You shouldn't have been sending panty pictures to my boyfriend..."said Beverly....

"He must have thought your Aunt was sending them to him...."said Elaine...

''She'd never do that.."said Beverly.

"I've always loved your Aunt...She was always so fly, so professional...I idolized her..."admitted Elaine..

"It's a wonder your Uncle didn't kill the Judge..Does he know about this?" asked Elaine..



"Ohhh he knows...It's been all Auntay and I could do to keep him from killing Judge Crawford...Judge Crawford is mad...He needs psychiatric help..He's obsessed with my Auntay..."said Beverly...

"She is a pretty little thing...A lot of guys have liked her...She kept everybody at arms length....I remember back when we worked together, She was married to her first husband...and by the time she divorced...She was working in the Private Sector...The hounds came running, but your Aunt Liv didn't play...She still kept em at arms length...She didn't suffer fools lightly.." she said smiling...

She then turned to Beverly..."I heard you had a government job lined up and you turned it down to go into partnership with your Aunt when she started her own practice...Good Move Bev." said Elaine..
"You two have had some celebrated cases...You're making money and you're like celebrities...You guys are going to have a TV show soon...I won't be surprised.."said Elaine..

"We've heard that a lot..."laughed Beverly....

"So Liv's second husband is your in house investigator huh?" asked Elaine..



Beverly smiled...

"Yes...He just loves my Auntay to pieces...and me too! He is so protective of me and it was never phony ,just to get in good with my Auntay...It was always real...I love him..."she said.

"I remember you despised your Aunt's first husband...It's nice that you guys have a nice little team...That's what I hope to put together in D.C." said Elaine..

''D.C.? You're leaving Elaine?" asked Beverly...

"Yeah,I'm done....I'm turning in my resignation next week...I've accepted a position at a law firm in D.C. and maybe in a few years..I'll do like you and your auntie...Start my own firm...Maybe I'll get me a man too!"she said.

"D.C. is ripe ,I hear!"laughed Beverly....

"Bev, you have a good man....He loves you....I'm Happy for you....And you,Your Aunt and Mr. Donnie Ray have a successful practice...I'm envious!"said Elaine....

"Speaking of Which...Here they come now..."said Beverly...

 "Hi Elaine."said Olivia.
 "Hey Lady." I said.
''Hi" was all Nelson would say...

"You guys have to hear this story..."laughed Beverly as we took our seats...and ordered our coffees..

"No Bev...Noooooo." laughed Elaine...

 Nelson didn't look as though he wanted to hear it...I noticed!

"This Hooker here called herself sending Panty photos to Nelson to uh throw him off his game or so she says and accidentally sent them to our favorite Judge..."laughed Beverly...

"Oh My God!!That explains a lot...Why he was staring at me and making goo goo eyes through out the trial...He thought they were from ME!!! OH MY Goodness!" she laughed...

"He sent me a text back asking me to meet him in his chambers...I thought it was Nelson and Judge Crawford was sitting in there butt naked...He said 'Olivia...I knew you'd show up'...We both were shocked when we discovered it was a big misunderstanding...He chased me out into the street..All he had on was his boxers..."she exclaimed..

Nelson fell out of his chair laughing......So Did I...

"Oh My GOD!!!" I roared....."So What...What ..Happened?" I asked..

"The Cops arrested him...  I went down to the station and posted his bond....I told them that we had been drinking and things got out of hand...They released him..So you see why I'm leaving Philly..."laughed Elaine..

"You're leaving?" I asked.

"Yes..I have a lucrative offer from a law firm in D.C. ..I'm turning in my resignation next week and moving to D.C." said Elaine..

"Well congratulations are in order...I'm happy for your new career move Elaine...Oh My God, you almost got me in a lot of trouble."said Olivia..

"It was not my intention Liv...I had no idea he had the hots for you.."said Elaine.

"Ever since I got out of Law School...He's obsessed...I've had to block his number from all of my phones.."said Olivia..

"I don't believe it..Look who just walked in the door."I said.

Judge Joe Crawford walked in...He looked like he was hung over...

He peered over at us..He ordered his coffee to go and slithered out...

"He's really embarrassed...Any other time he'd be over here drooling...Especially seeing you in that mini dress Auntay!  He knows Elaine has told us about last night..I have a feeling you won't be hearing from him for a long time..."laughed Beverly...

"That's good...I won't have to kill that pervert!"I said.
Olivia patted my hands and rubbed them lightly....

"That won't be necessary baby....he's harmless...Nasty, but harmless.."she said softly...

 "You do look good in that dress...It's making me drool..."I whispered in Olivia's ear...

Olivia blushed...

"Stop it...You had a plenty last night and early this morning"she whispered, smiling seductively...

"Those two are so cute together.."said Elaine...Who heard us...

"I told you...He loves my Auntay to pieces.."said Beverly...

Judge Crawford was peering into the window...He not only was peering at Olivia, but at Elaine also...

"Oh My God...Look...He's peering in the window at one of us..." said Elaine....

"Maybe both you and Auntay!"laughed Beverly....

"Oh My God....I'm going to have nightmares about seeing him naked." sighed Elaine....

Nelson was laughing the hardest....Like he knew something we didn't know...


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