Friday, November 28, 2014

Hibbidy Bibbity



Early in the morning...I sat in a car with DEA SAC, Carol Redding....and watched as DEA Agents arrested Clarke Collins and Ronald Howard and confiscated all of their supply of illegal "party favors" ,Viagra, Cialis, "Ice", Crystal Meth....and other designer drugs...

Neither man had a clue as to how the DEA was on to them....

I passed a tumbler of coffee to Carol Redding...
"I guess you've done this hundreds of times with Sissy and her detectives huh?" she said..

"Yes hundreds....and with Sharon Ferrell-Hopkins too."I said.

"That was good information you sent us....I don't want to know how you went about getting that....I just marked it "Confidential Informant" Like Sissy does." she said and laughed as she sipped her tumbler of coffee..

"Well...You just shut down Rhule's operation..." I said.

"We've been watching him for years...So has Interpol...We never could get anything on him...He has always worked with a small cell of not more than five people and kept everything tight.  You have him on tape conspiring to sell drugs across state lines and commisioning a murder as well as admitting to conspiracy in another murder..Sissy said you'd of made a great detective." she laughed.

"Were you able to make anything out of those account numbers I gave you?" I asked.

"Yes...Those are off shore accounts belonging to both Skye Tyler and Dag Rhule...We froze both of them..." she said.

I laughed out loud and slapped my thigh...

"What about the hitman...All I got was the name Simon"  I said.

"His name is Simon Childs...He is wanted by Interpol for murders in Spain, Italy, West Germany and the U.K.  He's a real sociopath...If Dag Rhule hired him to knock off your friends...They are as good as dead....Or they would be....Are they ready?"she asked..

"Yup they got on kevlar vests and trauma plates..."I said.

"Which won't protect them from a head shot...He picked a perfect Bistro for this type of thing...There is a huge window with a view to the street....I'm imagining , Simon will be setting up across the street from them on the roof...That way he can get three good head shots....." said Carol..

"Where will your man be?" I asked...

"He'll be on the roof directly across from where-ever Simon sets up...When he lifts his gun..He has orders to take Simon out.."she said..

''Which leaves Skye,Dag and Inger..." I said.

"Well...Simon is your killer...We took Dag Rhule's warehouse down and two of his operatives...which is the meat of the case...Rounding those three up will be easy...A real clean up mission.." she said and smiled..

"Yeah.I already know where two of them are right now." I said.

II-
Meanwhile , unknown to either of them and with my micro-cameras still filming them...

Inger lie across her bed in her tony Condo....

Skye walked over to the refrigerator...He drank a cold bottle of water...He was naked and sweating profusely...

He looked at her ,lying across the bed and smiled...

"Damn girl, you look so good.." he said.

She watched him growing erect and smiled..

"My goodness Skye..We did it three times last night...Wasn't that enough?" she said as
he crashed into the bed with her ,causing it to shake...

"No..It wasn't.." he said..He smiled and softly rubbed his hands across her breasts...

She giggled..

"You horny bastard.." she said and gave him a wet and sloppy kiss.

Inger rolled over and returned his passionate kissing...she ran her soft hands down his hugely erect and hard penis...

"Oh My God Skye...Oh My Goodness..." she moaned as he kissed her cheeks and licked her breasts and then continued hungrily kissing Inger...

Skye had Inger on top of the bed...they hadn't bothered to turn the sheets back....he entered her slowly...Inger was so soft, so warm....so wet...He felt like he was slowly losing his mind...going in, out..in...out.....and kissing  Inger...She was holding him tight... kissing his neck, his adams apple, his cheek and his lips...soon she had her legs wrapped around his waist...He was staring into her pretty blue eyes...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhhhhh girl, ohhhhhhhh..."he moaned..

"What are you doing to me?" cooed Skye...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness..." she moaned...

The bed rocked furiously and the headboard slammed against the wall with a fury... a piece of plaster slowly fell to the ground...

Skye began to move in and out of her very slowly...savoring every minute , every second of the experience....Inger wrapped her legs around him and began french kissing him as he continued to move inside of her even slower..

They had already been making love like this for five hours... An hour more of this was all Inger could take , she began to climax furiously and Skye felt himself about to explode... ,he pulled out and exploded like a gusher.....

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...INGER...I love you babbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyy, aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." he screamed to the top of his lungs...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.." she cooed.

They both were coming so hard and furious that neither of them heard the key in the door..The key that Dag Rhule had copied....They both collapsed on top of each other and smiled...breathing heavy...

''Woww...You are amazing." he said..

"So are you baby.Ouuuuuuu...Nobody makes me come as hard or as much as you do Skye,,," she said and gave him a soft kiss.

Inger never felt the bullet that came from the silencer pierce  her skull..blowing brain matter and blood out the side of her head  and splashing warm blood down her blonde hair...and on the sheets...

Skye recoiled in horror...He tried to get up from under her...but he took two shots from Dag's silencer to the chest and finally, the killshot..one to the forehead that exited out the back of his head...He fell dead to the floor by the side of the bed.

Dag Rhule stood there, holding the pistol with the silencer.....Crying profusely and then laughing maniacally.....while staring at the corpses...

"I trusted you...I made you rich Skye...and you sleep with my girl??The girl you know I love more than life itself...The girl I was going to ask to marry me...All the party girls, all the strippers and hookers I introduced you to, and you have to sleep with my girl???  YOU BASTARD!!! AND  INGER..WHYYYY?? I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!MONEY, A NEW CAR EVERY YEAR, CLOTHES, SHOPPING TRIPS IN PARIS....WHYYYYYYYYYY...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I CAN'T LIVE IN THE WORLD WITHOUT YOU INGER...I CAN'T LIVE IF LIVING MEANS I HAVE TO BE WITHOUT YOU...I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he cried....Then he put the gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger!!!

Blood splattered on the back wall and his dead body fell to the ground!

It was a mess in that room....Inger on the bed with her brains blown out....Skye ,nude on the floor by the closet...and Dag on the floor....half of him in the hallway...the other half in the room....warm blood running everywhere!

They wouldn't be discovered for another hour!!

III-
In a Tony Downtown Bistro ,Kool Kat and Clerow sat next to each other....Each in a brand new tailored suit...looking as sharp as a tack as my dad would say...

Owen Todd stood near them....

Jalen Wood looked nervous...

"What's the matter man?   You look nervous....Your boss is coming isn't he?" he said.

"Yeah..Yeah...He's not answering his phone is all." he said...

"Why do you keep looking out the window?" asked Clerow..

"No reason." he said...

At that moment...Hitman Simon Child  lifted his sniper rifle...He took aim...As soon as his finger touched the trigger...a shot from across the street rang out..It hit him square between the eyes and exited the back of his head...he dropped his rifle into the street and his lifeless corpse fell over the side of the building and crashed in to the roof of a car on the street!!! The DEA sharpshooter hadn't missed his mark. Simon Child would kill no more!

The crowd outside screamed and ran.....

"Well gentleman, We out!" said Kool Kat, who stood up...Clerow and Owen Todd, also stood up, fixed their clothes  and then both exited out of the back of the restaurant behind Kool Kat... Jalen Wood looked astonished..He didn't know what to make out of what he'd just seen...He went to run out the front door and ran right into the waiting arms of DEA SAC Carol Redding, five DEA Agents and me!!

I waived at him...

"Hi Jalen...Not your day is it?" I said.

''Do I know you man?" he asked,looking puzzled.

"Nah....but I know you." I said.

He shrugged as they handcuffed him...and took him away....

Carol Redding's phone rang..
Her mouth opened wide....

"WHATTTTTT?" she said..."You sure?  Oh Okay!" she said and hung up...

I looked at her...

"What?" I said...

"Well ,you don't have to worry about Dag Rhule, Skye Tyler or Inger Jeffers." she said.

"You guys picked em up?" I said.

"Uh no..not exactly...They're all dead...." she said.

"Dead?" I said.

"Yes...A Murder Suicide....Rhule had a key to Inger's Condo...He walked in on Inger and Skye doing the hibbidy-bibbity and shot and killed both of them...Then he ate his gun...It's a mess over there  I hear...The cops took out three bodies and there is blood everywhere!" she said..


I laughed...

"What is so funny?" she said.

"The Hibbidy-Bibbity..." I said.

"Oh....that! Didn't you ever call the sex act that?" she said and we both laughed heartily for a few minutes...

"No...I don't believe I have....I'll have to remember that...The Hibbidy Bibbity." I said ,continuing to laugh.

Another case...Wrapped up...a little bloody for my tastes ,but wrapped up just the same..

The Hitman, Simon Childs ,who killed Jean's friend, Mary Shipley was dead...So was Dag Rhule and Skye Tyler...Inger Jeffers as well and Jalen Wood, Ronald Howard and Clarke Collins were in custody....Though the three of them would do no more than ten years in Federal Prison for their roles...If that much time...The real culprits had paid a much higher price.



EPILOUGE-

Rollie Rollerson had caught up to Jean Stevens in the Hamburger Joint she had asked me to meet her in...

She paid me and thanked me for getting to the bottom of her friend's death....

"Kevin...I can't thank you again...I knew if you got involved that bastard Skye would pay...He had everybody scared of him....We can breathe easy now." she said.

"You could thank the DEA...they broke the case open." I said.

"True, but if not for you...They wouldn't have had a clue ." she said and passed me a fat envelope filled with cash...

"Jean...Jean...I'm so glad I found you.." said Rollie Rollerson

"Ohhh hell." she said.
"Jean...I need you...I've missed you...I need you in my bed..." he said...

"IN YOUR BED? That's not going to happen...NOT EVER AGAIN...I'm done with you Rollie...We are done...You lied to me..You cheated on me...I told you that the day you cheated on me would be the day I left you....I'm done...Now go away..."she said.

"Kevin talk to her...Please...Please!" he pleaded...

"I'm not in this man..My business with Jean is done." I said and got up and walked away...

"Rollie no...Get away from me..."she protested...

"Jean..Please...Please...I need you,Please Baby Please....I'm on my knees..Begging you..Please...I aint looked at another woman since you left me baby...All I think about is you..." he said.

"Rollie ..Go away." she said..

I counted my money and walked out the door....There were some problems...Even I couldn't fix!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That title made me throw my panties!

Rita said...

No surprise there..Seems like that's all you do.. More porn!