Bumped Your Head

Sepia and I were still enjoying some fine wine at the tony little wine bar....I still hadn't made up my mind what I was going to do as far as Leroy James was concerned...Little did I know..I had been spotted in the bar by somebody who thought they were going to make up my mind for me...

"Don't overthink this situation lover....Just do what you think is right...I hate to sound cliche...but follow your heart."said Sepia, leaning over and giving me the sweetest kiss.

"Damn girl..you ready to go home?" I asked...

"Hold that thought...I'm going to the little girl's room...I'll let you know when I return.." she said and kissed me again....

I smiled and watched her as she walked toward the ladies room...I smiled ruefully....

A well dressed ,brown skinned African -American man walked over and sat in my wife's seat....I was used to gangsters and want to be tough guys doing this type of thing...This man was neither..This was Assistant District Attorney Brad Parsley...

He looked at me ....

''Was that your wife?" he asked.

"It was and she's returning...That's her seat.."I said dryly...

"That's okay...I won't take long....You're Kevin Morris, the P.I. that looney comedian, Leroy James hired to follow Mrs. Frenchette James around aren't you? She told me about you .." he said.

"I am he.."I said.

"Well I am Assistant District Attorney Brad Parsley....And I'm telling you...Your assignment is over...You can return your client's money or not...It makes me no difference...but if I hear of you sitting outside of Mrs. James 's house or following her or attempting to visit her and ask her questions...I'll have your P.I.'s license pulled so fast it'll make your head spin." he said.

"Mr. Parsely,I don't like threats..."I said.

"You think I'm threatening you? I can make a few calls and get your license pulled tonight...Now just try me." he said, looking confident...

I sighed...I pulled out my tablet and cued it up...

There he was, Naked as a jay bird  with an equally naked Frenchette Jamesin the middle of the floor kissing passionately....She fondled his now engorged and rock hard penis...
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Brad..."she moaned..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Frenchette....ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."he moaned..
She knelt down and began to gently fondle his engorged penis....His head fell back and he moaned....
"Awwwwwww sweet baby...Yesssssssssssssssss..."

"I shouldn't be here...I shouldn't even be talking to you...You're still a married woman"he said.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, too late now baby!"she said.
She took all of him in her mouth and began to move her head back and forth...He leaned backward and moaned silently...

"Yesssssssssssssssssssssss..." he moaned..."Frenchette ,Ohhhhhh my goodness!" he said.
"I had no idea you had so much in your pants..."she said as she continued licking and sucking...making slurping sounds.....After about an hour of this ,he could take no more...
"Awwwwww, Awwwwwww lawd."he moaned...
"Ohhh Brad...I love you.."she said...

"Ouuuuuu..Come here girl." He said  and pulled her to him and kissed her passionately... Frenchette was not  surprisingly, full of passion...It was as if she had wanted to unleash all of her love on a  sane man for so long....

She giggled...and returned his passion, kissing him as though he was the last man left on earth!
"It's been a long time since a man called me "girl..." ouuuuuu."she said shyly......between passionate kisses....

He softly parted her legs and entered her as slow as he could....
She moaned softly as the massive bed began to squeak and slam against the wall...

''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...""Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph...Ouuuuuuuuuuu..I needed this...I needed this...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lawddddd ,just put it in me...ohhhhhhhhh"she moaned.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Frenchette...Frenchette baby......ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh..."he moaned as he moved in and out of her... He had always admired her fine brown frame....

"Ohhhhhh....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Good lawd, you .ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sweet sweet mannn,ohhhhhhhhhhhh my godddddddddddd..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....put it on meeeee,WHoaaaaaaaaaa!"she moaned.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooooddddddd lawdd it's soooo goood...ohhhhhhh..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweeeeet baby yessssssssssssssss."he cried ..
...out!!"Morrre...Morreee....morrre...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..  "he hollered..
 ....OHHHHHHH. Work me..Work me..Work me darling! WORK ME LIKE A DAMN JOB!!! YESSSSSS, OUUUU YESSS!"she wailed...

The bed squeaked something crazy....the headboard slammed violently against the wall..The legs of the bed creaked...

  Frenchette James began to climax  and shake violently ...Tears began to run down her face like a river and she continued kissing Brad Parsley passionately until he collapsed on top of her coming violently himself and pumping his fists in the air...and spreading his arms like an airplane...His toes curling.....
"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." she squealed as she climaxed over and over again.....Slapping him in the face....She felt so good!

(Click!)

 I put my tablet back in my wife's pocketbook...

I stared at him....

It was if the sun dropped out of the sky....His mouth dropped and he slid down in his seat...His eyes were as wide as saucers...

"WH-Wh-WHERE DID YOu GET THAT FOOTAGE??" he asked...

"I'm a Private Investigator, that's what I'm paid to do....Now you go ahead and pull my license if you want to and I will make a few calls too..Like to media outlets..Imagine how it will sound...An Assistant District Attorney threatening the job of a private citizen who has film footage of him and a very married wife of a local celebrity...We may both be at the unemployment office on the same day."I said and smiled..

He was furious..

"WHY YOU BLACKMAILING SON OF A BITCH...I OUGHT TO....." he bellowed..

"You ought to sit down Mr. Parsley.."I said quietly...I didn't want a scene..

"Yeah...Whoever you are ...SIT DOWN! "came the familiar voice of my good friend..Walter "Kool Kat" Jones..

He took one look at Kool Kat and sat down.....He now looked terrified...

"Walter..Fancy meeting you here tonight..."I said.

"Yeah...I'm supposed to meet Chris and Chess here tonight...I got here early and I just happened to see you here...Who is this?" he said..

"This is ADA Brad Parsley..."I said...

He looked terrified.....Just then ,Sepia arrived...

''Hey baby...Hey Walter...The wine here is incredible." she said.

Kool Kat kissed Sepia on the cheek...

"Hey bad girl...I just stepped out for the night with the guys and I saw your husband and his uh playmate here."he said staring balefully at the ADA...

"Who is this bae?" she asked..

"This is ADA Brad Parsley...Now Bradley...I never intended to show this footage to anyone...In fact,you have my word I'm going to destroy it soon...I plan to give Leroy James his money back and suggest therapy as I told Mrs. James...She's a nice lady...She's suffered enough...I don't think she's trying to have him killed...However YOU might be a whole nother story."I said.

"Are you crazy? I'm an Assistant District Attorney..."he said..

"Yes..Not to be judgemental...but you are sleeping with his wife..That would be a motive....If this was anybody else..wouldn't you think so?" I said.

"Neither I ,nor Frenchette have any plans to kill that crazy loon...She's already gotten a lawyer..My good friend,Robert Foxworth to start divorce proceedings...I'm already divorced...I'm in love with her..I'm crazy about her."he said..

"Okay...that's cool...You have my word, this footage will never see the light of day and for what it's worth...I'm working with Lt. Sissy Van Buren to try and solve your nephew's murder.."I said.

"What?" he said.

"Sissy,Keith Wallace and her detectives, Carlotta Wallace,Tyriq Pile,Jimmy Barlow, Duke Baylor,Sirena Pile, Tony Hopkins and Angie Belton are close friends of mine...We've worked together on hundreds of cases for years..."I said.

He hung his head in shame...

"I-I-I -I'm afraid I uh misjudged you....I'm sorry...I'll be leaving...Enjoy your afternoon."he said.

He got up and left.....

Kool Kat and Sepia looked at him ,puzzled...

"Just a mis-understanding....He thought I was trying to blackmail him." I explained..

II-

 I drove by the apartment building that Leroy James was staying at... The door was open....I walked in..

"Mr. James.....Leroy?? It's me, Kevin Morris..."I said.

I walked around...No sign of him...

"Mr. James...I'm here to return your money....I didn't find any evidence that your wife was-" I said...

I remember a sharp pain in my head and then the lights went out!

I had been hit in the head with a sap....

Leroy James stood over me..

"LIAR!!!  I saw that man slip in her house...I stood by the door and heard them ,kissing and loving and licking and slurping and moaning and cooing..I heard the bed springs squeaking and the headboard nearly coming off....If you won't do what I paid you...I'll do it my damn self.."he said and slipped his hand in my coat pocket and took my .38 smokeless...He checked it to make sure it was loaded...

"You won't be needing this." he said and slipped out of the apartment...

III-

They loaded me into an ambulance...I didn't know when it got there or who had called for one...I just had a stinging pain in my head...

"Kevin!   Kevin....wake up baby.....Wake up...Stay with me baby...please stay with me...." came the voice of Sepia...

I woke up...I looked around...We were in an ambulance....

"Sepia...Where am I?  Where are we going?" I asked...

"We are on our way to the hospital...I found you on the floor of that crazy Leroy James's apartment...I saw him running out of his apartment complex and I didn't see you....so I knew something was a foot...I came inside...and I found you on the floor...Your head was bleeding."she said...she was crying...

"He hit me from behind...I think with a sap..."I said..

I was groggy...I had a bandage on my head...and there was blood on my suit jacket...I felt for my gun...

"He took my gun..."I said, angry at myself...

"Sepia...Call Frenchette...Tell her to get out of that apartment..I think he's going there to kill her." I said.

Sepia dialed her number....

"I can't get an answer...It just goes to voicemail..." she said.

"Call Sissy...."I said before I started to slip back into unconsciousness...

"Kevin!   Kevin....wake up baby.....Wake up...Stay with me baby...please stay with me....stay with me boo!"she pleaded...

''I'm awake...You think I have a concussion?" I asked.

"I'm not a doctor...but that's my guess.." she said and hugged me...Her body heat made me feel secure...

I held her tight....

IV-

And meanwhile at Frenchette's apartment...

She and ADA Brad Parsley were talking...and kissing..

"I can't find any devices around your apartment at all and nothing on your car...That's odd.."he said..

"Maybe he moved them."she said.

"If he did that was very fast....but it means one thing...He's no longer watching you...He told me he was going to destroy the footage and that he wasn't going to tell your husband....That he was going to give him his money back." said Brad..

"He seems like an honorable man..." said Frenchette...

"Yeah...he does..."he said.

They continued kissing...

"I want you soo bad Frenchette..."he moaned..

"Just a little while longer...until my divorce papers can be drawn up...Then we can be together in the open baby..."she said..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh babyyyyy." he moaned..

Their backs were turned....

Neither of them saw the barrel of the gun that fired...

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Brad Parsley screamed in pain...He had been hit in the back near his left shoulder blade.....He fell to the ground...

The second shot hit Frenchette in the side....

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" she screamed...

She fell to the floor......

Blood ran across the terrace floor..

Leroy James walked gingerly down the stairs... He wiped the gun off and tossed it in a nearby trash can

and smiled as he gingerly left the building and vanished into the Philadelphia Night...

(CONCLUSION NEXT)