Fears Of A Clown

Another Friday afternoon at the office...The office of Morris Communications , the company I once worked for, but now own..... Harry Charles , my assistant had just brought me the latest financial reports and my main man, Sean Jackson, once the photographer, now Chief of Staff had just finished laughing and talking with me in the office and leaving....Then I'd had a meeting with his wife, Sheila Jackson...my Deputy COO...

With all of my meetings finished for the week...I was getting ready to leave for the day....Life had been pretty normal for me...the past few weeks,Working most days from 9:00 until 12:00 or one...Going home and taking a nap and then a nice hot shower.....Having dinner with my wife and my baby girl and going to bed at a normal time....I loved it..My wife, Sepia loved it...My other job as a Private Investigator and head of Morris Investigations, which was headquartered in the sub-basement of this very building was on haitus...We hadn't had a case in weeks...Which was good....I admit...I was kind of bored...but it was a good boredom...I knew that sooner or later, something would come up...

I was ready to go home for the day, when I was met by my lovely wife, Sepia..

"Ouuu..I caught you in just the nick of time.. I brought us lunch..." she said..

I smiled...Not just at the food she brought, but at how nice she looked in a white sun dress that was very sheer and allowed me to see the dimensions of her sexy body...Surprising how sexy she looked after giving birth...You'd never know she'd had a baby recently to look at her..

"You're off early." I said..

"Bonita and I closed on a house today and showed another house to another client..." she said.

"Nice...So we are both off." I said..

"I stopped by Danny's Diner and got us two Hoagie's...A Turkey for me and an Italian for you.." said Sepia..

"Cool" I said and locked the door and pulled the shades...So we could have a private lunch....

We enjoyed the hoagies and washed them down with two ice cold waters in my frig.....It was a nice lunch...

"We are going to Josie's tonight...That Comedian that Shine hired is going to be there tonight..."said Sepia..

''What? No band? Where is Reed Nelson or Rob Brown? or The Liquid Love Band?" I asked..

"They're all on the road...They'll be back in a few weeks...They've got three D.J.'s tonight and this comedian...So we can get our dance on and our laugh on.."said Sepia..

"I don't want to hear no jive comedian...He'd better be funny.."I said.

"Ohhhh It'll be fun." laughed Sepia..

"I know something else that will be fun."I laughed giving Sepia a side eye...

"My goodness...You always want it!....Can I be around you for one minute without you wanting to take my clothes off?" she asked smiling as I embraced her and kissed her passionately.....

"Maybe one minute..."I laughed...

"Oh Hush up smarty!" she laughed....

I motioned for her to come and sit on my lap....She smiled and did...I put my arms around her...

 I ran my hands under her sundress...I loved how smooth her shapely brown legs felt...

Soon Sepia and I were kissing passionately....

''Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..are we going to do this here...In your office?" she asked..

"The door is locked...The shades are drawn....These walls are soundproof...Unlike our bedroom "I laughed...

"You think of everything don't you?" she said wryly...

"I do at that, don't I?" I laughed as I eased her sundress over her head and off....

It took me no time to get my clothes off and hold her in my lap..Kissing her passionately...and slowly unhooking her bra and easing her panties off...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are soo hard ..ummmmmm"moaned Sepia and she stood up and lowered herself down on my penis...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh girlllllllllllllllllll.." I moaned as she moved up and down...

"Shhhhhh calm down...You sure these walls are soundproof?" she asked me..

"Yeah..."I said..as we continued to make sweet love...

 "Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." she cried out as she moved up and down, up and down and my head leaned back....

We were both breathing heavy....

 Within minutes we were on the huge office couch making passionate and sweet love...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are sooooooooooooooo nasty....ouuuuuuuuu" she moaned..

"You feel sooo good babes.."I moaned...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I must, you're always pawing all over me..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.."she moaned.

The couch was rocking so hard, it felt as if the legs were going to crack from under it...

An hour went by....then an hour and a half....then another hour and finally, we both climaxed in a crescendo of passion...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! OH MY GODDDDD!   OH MY GOODNESSS..OUUUU!" screamed Sepia...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I moaned...

We were both hot and sweaty....

"Nasty." she said and stuck her tongue out...


We held each other for a few minutes of post coital bliss.

"I love you Sepia..." I said..


"You better....I love you too.." she said and laughed...

I watched as she picked up her clothes and put them back on and tried to fix her hair as best as possible

I was too exhausted to move...but I felt good..

We both dressed and straightened ourselves up to the point that the casual viewer couldn't tell that we'd just had sex in this office for the past three hours...

 I opened the shades and turned off my computer and the lights.... It was quarter to four...

Sepia and I left the office together...We ran into Sean and Sheila Jackson in the hallway...

"Oh Hello Sepia...I didn't know you were here....Kevin, I thought you had left hours ago..."said Sheila..

''She brought Lunch." I said.

Sean looked at me slyly.....

Sheila, who hadn't caught on just smiled..

"Oh..A nice romantic lunch....How nice..."she said...She looked at her husband Sean...

"You never want to bring me lunch...You just want to screw me in the office all the time." she said with a half smile..

Now it was my turn to laugh.....

Sepia laughed...Blushed a bit...but didn't say anything....Office Life...

II-

Eva Corona was watching our daughter, Kimmie...Sepia and I headed to Josies.....It was a packed house as usual...

Ten D.J.'s alternated spinning the hits of today and the crowd was loving it....Chris and his girlfriend, Chess and Rell, Donald Smooth and his wife, Bernadette and Harry Charles was there as well as several others that I recognized...Blake, Paris,Cole and Chance Howard,Cherish and Nicole Butler were also there...Clerow and Corabeth were also out for the Night as Well as Mabel Jenkins and her husband "88"..I would have thought he'd be on the road with Reed Nelson, but he wasn't...

No band tonight!...Not even Symphony Sam and the house band...I don't know about anyone else,but I was kind of disappointed...

Sepia looked at me...

"Oh cheer up grouchy poo....This comedian is well worth the wait..."she said.

"I take it you have seen him.." I asked..

"On You Tube and once on a Pod Cast that Bonita showed me...He's a riot!" she said..

"I'll take your word for it.." I said..

Honey Brown walked over to our table..

"Hello Mr. and Mrs. Morris.." she laughed..

"Hey Honey, How you doin?" asked Sepia...

"Missin My Baby...He's on that tour with Reed Nelson and Downtown Rob Brown...They in New Orleans...They'll be back in a week or so." she said.

"You seen this comedian?" I asked..

"Yeah..He's funny, but uh...He's kind of crazy.....And I don't mean that in a good way...When he's not on stage..He kind of gives me the creeps..." she said.

I looked at Sepia...

"See?" I said.

"That doesn't mean he's not funny.."laughed Sepia as we sipped our drinks...

The last record was spun...The crowd ,hot and sweaty headed towards the bars for drinks....Then Shine walked up to the stage...

"Alright...remember to tip your waitresses....Ladies and Gentlemen of Josies....Give a nice Philadelphia welcome to our next performer..MISTER Leroy James! of Newark, New Jersey!!!Now a Philadelphia resident..."

The crowd applauded widely as a tall dark skinned man with a bald head and an ear ring in his left ear got on stage and began to tell jokes..

Most of his jokes were about marriage and relationships and sex...I had to admit..He was funny....I found myself laughing so hard my sides were hurting...

My wife ,Sepia and Honey Brown gave me the side eye and then looked at each other the way two women do when they recognize a truth..

Leroy James was hillarious and he performed for close to two hours.........

''Well Sepia.., Honey Bee...I guess I was wrong ...He was funny and I'm glad I came out..."I said..I was one of the few who gave him a standing ovation when he finished his set....

I peered over at the bar...

''Drinks on me girls.."I said.

"Thank You Kevin, but I'm workin...Take care of your wifey..."said Honey Brown as she moved along..

"Yes..Take care of me..." joked Sepia..

I kissed her neck...

"You don't know how bad I want to take care of you..." I whispered...

"Didn't you get enough this afternoon at your office?  Don't answer that!.."laughed Sepia...

III-

I walked over to the bar, where Comedian ,Leroy James was talking to Gus...He was sweating profusely...

Gus signaled for me to come over..The kind of signal someone gives you to rescue them from a conversation they no longer want to take part in...

"Hi ya Gus." I said..

"Hey Kid...Kid..This is our headliner for the night..Mr. Leroy James.."said Gus...

I shook his hand...

"You were hillarious...You had me and my wife laughing so hard our sides were hurting.."I said.

"You got a wife huh? I got a wife...I'm scared to death of her." he said.

I thought he was doing a riff, but then I saw he was completely serious...

"Gus here tells me you're a private eye....I'd like to hire you.." he said.

I looked at Gus...

"Is he serious?" I asked.

"He's serious." said Gus with a shrug..

''Yes I'm serious...I think my wife is having an affair..and I also think she's trying to kill me...I barely escaped death a day ago... My wife means to have me wiped out ,so she can run off with some man... These are some recent photos of her"he said.

She was a very attractive woman...I could look at her and see how she could drive any man to madness..She appeared to be way out of his league and yet she was married to him...

"You seriously want me to look into this?" I asked..

"YES...I'M VERY SERIOUS!"   he said...

He gave me an envelope with two thousand dollars in it...

"That's a down payment...Find out what I need to know..Here is a photo of my wife and this is where we live..And this is the office she's working out of." he said.

He patted me on the back...

"Nice meeting you Kevin...I'll get in contact with you through Gus." he said and walked off...

I looked at Gus...

"He's crazy!"I said.

"As a crack house Rat Kevin.....He was bending my ear about how he thinks his wife is cheating on him and how she hired a man to kill him and how he stopped a man from killing him yesterday and oh a whole bunch of foolishness...I was so glad you came over." said Gus...

"I feel like I may just be taking this man's money." I said.

"You gonna look into his case?" asked Gus..

"Yeah..He paid me..It probably won't lead to anything...I may give him his money back..."I said.

"Tell him to invest it in a Therapist..."said Gus...

"Man,you could give him a run for his money on that stage..."I said, cracking up...

Sepia walked up to me....

"You have an envelope in your hands...You got a case?" she asked..

''Yup!" I said..passing her the envelope and putting it in her purse...


(TO BE CONTINUED)