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Saturday, July 30, 2016

Broken Beds

"So Ralph...You're actually giving up this apartment eh?   How long have you lived here?" asked Glenda Brown, a shapely and very attractive Attorney I was sub-leasing my apartment to..

"Oh My God...11 or 12 years now Glenda......I can't imagine what it will be like not living here anymore.."I said... My name is Ralph Scallion..I'm a chef at Bottom of the C. Seafood Restaurant..I met Glenda a few months ago....I told her I was getting married and had an apartment to sub-lease..She jumped at the idea to see it..

I jumped at the idea of seeing her naked...Man ,this woman had some curves on her...But Alas...I didn't make any moves on her at all..Proof positive that I've turned over a new leaf....The old me would have had her between the sheets by now..

"So you got married last week huh?" she said...

"I did...and my new wife, Minay and I are staying at her loft until our new house is ready...I have a couple of months left on the lease and you said you needed a place, so uh here it is..." I said.

She walked in and looked around...



"Oh My...This is nice...See...I just bought a house myself.. and I need a place to stay until it's ready....I was living with a guy and oh well..It's complicated between us and uh I just needed a place to stay,independent of him until my house is ready...You are a god send Ralph...Thank you so much." she said.

"Looks like we did each other a favor....So look Glenda...Here is my number...If you have any questions or need anything...Just give me a call...but uh not for a few days...My new bride and I are uh going on our honeymoon.."I said laughing sheepishly...

"Oh? Anywhere fun??" asked Gloria..

"The Bahamas..." I said.

She noticed the broken bed in the corner.....She looked at me with a side eye..

"Mister Scallion!" she said and laughed sheepishly...

I was very embarrassed...The headboard was split and all four legs were broken off...Minay and I had really given that bed a good work out...

"It's okay...I do have a bed...It's in storage.....I can arrange to have movers come and take that one out and bring mine in..."said Glenda, still giving me the side eye...

I didn't even try to explain....

She kept looking at me and smiling sheepishly...

II-
24 HOURS LATER-


 "Oh Ralphie....This is wonderful...I love this." said Minay ,who kissed me softly..

Minay and I were enjoying ourselves in our hotel resort in the Bahamas...

Our drinks arrived.....

We were married...It had been eight days now!.

We downed about ten drinks between the two of us and shared small talk for the next hour...I was good and horny about this point and so was she...

Minay, who wasn't one for frivolty..Which was what I loved about her , came and sat on my lap...She softly rubbed my crotch area..

 ''Ralphie...I think it's time we retreated...to the room." she said.

"Yes Lawd!" I said and jumped up...

Minay giggled...

"Blimey, you are one horny toad aren't you?" she laughed...

Once back in the room,I couldn't wait to get my clothes off.....Minay had vanished into the bathroom....

"Ohhhhhh Ralphie...I've got a bit of a surprise for you!" she cooed..

My eyes almost popped out of my head...she was standing in the middle of the floor in an orangish red babydoll with pink and red bikini panties and a matching pink and red push up bra...

My mouth dropped...

"Lawd!'' I said..

She saw how my boxers were standing out like a circus tent and put her hands over her mouth and giggled..

"MY LORD...LOOK AT YOU!!!! YOU'RE AS HARD AS A TREE TRUNK!!! " she exclaimed...

  I just laughed..while rubbing her hips, her buttocks and her legs with my soft hands...Minay was sweating and getting very moist...I kissed the baby hairs on her neck, which was driving her crazy....

"Ouuuuu Ralph..."she moaned..

She smiled and looked at my large and erect penis and just shook her head...

"My lord mannn,ouuuuuu." was all she would say...

We embraced in the middle of the floor....


Ohhhh god ,Ralphie" she said breathing heavily......

"Ohhhh Minay...." I moaned as she softly stroked my still massive erection with her soft hands......It was driving me crazy....

"Ralphie did this thing get bigger since we got married last week....whoooooo my lawd!" she asked jokingly...

"It might have....Did you get sexier?" he asked laughing...

"I might have...You are sooo bad Ralphie..."she whispered in between slow, sensuous kisses...

She backed me over to the bed and we both fell on the bed, kissing and fondling each other...

I rolled over on top of her...I softly parted her legs and entered her as slow as I could...

She moaned softly as the massive bed began to squeak and slam against the wall...

''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...""Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Minay baby......Minay ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh..." I yelled...

Our lovemaking , which was usually hard and intense was slow and gentle...She was seeing and feeling a side of me  she wasn't used to....I was taking my time...moving slow and yet very intense...She was experiencing an orgasm so intense.....that she began to actually cry and hold on to me tighter....

"OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDD Ralphie....I LOVE YOU!" she heard herself saying...I stopped momentarily and then began to slowly make love to her again...kissing her cheek, her eyelids...

"I love you too Minay...you know that!! Don't you? I asked her...

"Of course I do...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh god have mercy...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.." she cooed...

We went at it for six hours or more..

She wrapped her legs around my waist and I kissed her and continued to stroke her like that for another hour and a half and came almost as hard as I had the time  before....She climaxed again herself....She couldn't believe the feelings I brought out in her...

She lie next to me, continuing to rub my penis....and smiling at me....

"My goodness Ralphie...you are still as hard as a tree trunk.." she said and slowly bent down and kissed my penis...

She smiled and took all of me in her mouth and began to slowly suck and slurp.....and move her head up and down...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I moaned....

An hour of this was all I could take before I was returning the favor, licking her and kissing her moist center and driving her crazy...


"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh god have mercy...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.." she cooed...

Within minutes...we were making sweet love again....

She moaned softly as the massive bed began to squeak and slam against the wall...

''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...""Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph...Ralphie....ouuuuuuuuuuu , Ralphie...ohhhhhhhhh..."she screamed...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Minay baby......Minay ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh..." I yelled...

I came suddenly....So intensely ,I felt as if I was dying....Minay had tears streaming down her face and she was shaking...

I put my arms around her and hugged her...

She picked her panties up off the floor and hurled them at me...I ducked and giggled...



"That was the best I've ever had...." she said.

''Me too!" I said...

Honestly, it was...After a lifetime of chasing and sleeping with an assortment of women..I had to say....None topped what Minay just did to me.....I don't know if I was going to let her out of my sight or my bed again...

III-
While back in Philly at my old apartment...The doorbell rang...

"I wonder who that is." mused Glenda Brown...

"Oh My...Judge Crawford...What a nice surprise." she said..

"Yesssssssssss, I heard you had moved...and I heard about your new position...You're leaving the Assistant District Attorney's office to become Lead counsel at The Harris Group....Good for you...Good for you...I imagine that's a big pay raise.." he laughed.

"Oh My God Joseph...Is it? It's almost double my salary.....And I get an office in the corner...with a view of the city.." she laughed..

"Good for you...Good for you..."He laughed...

"You taught me everything I know...When you lectured at PENN LAW..."she said..

''
Ohhhh Ho Ho Ho Hooooo. I brought champainge, Let's celebrate" he laughed.

 He brought two glasses and a bottle of very expensive Champaigne...

''Oh Myyyy" she said.  She noticed that he was staring at her cleavage the entire time he was pouring and his glass overflowed..

"Ohh..Ohhh..I'm so sorry..." he said..

"It's okay.."she laughed...She knew exactly why the old judge was over here...She had caught him in Law school and in court practically salivating over her...She had known for a long time that he might be interested in her...She wasn't the least bit interested in him as far as a relationship was concerned...but she had been curious as to what Joseph might be like in bed...

They talked , mostly about legal issues and small talk and drank until the bottle was empty...It was a little after midnight...

Judge Crawford peered out of the window...

"Nice view you have here....You can uh see the street." he said.

''Yes and the parking lot!"she said and laughed....

"Ohhhh ho ho ho ho..."he laughed....They both laughed....The bottle was empty....He had been there for hours...It was time for him to leave...As he stood up  ,He peered at her...

"I'm uh certainly going to miss you in my courtroom.." he said..

''Who knows Joe..I may try a civil case in your court...you never know.." she smiled..

He stood close to her...

"Yessss...You never knowwwwww.." he said..

He stared at her for three long minutes and then kissed her neck...She giggled...

"You're fresh Joseph." she said.

He kissed her earlobes and pretty soon he was kissing her passionately in the lips..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  Ho Ho Ho Hoooooooooooo.." he laughed...

"Ouuuuuuuu..I knew this was what you came over here for.." she said softly....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  Ho Ho Ho Hoooooooooooo.."he laughed...."What color are your panties?" he asked..

"Ouuuuuu that's a personal question Judge....Take them off and find out." she said..

"I like the way you answer a question girl..." he laughed....."Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  Ho Ho Ho Hoooooooooooo.."

She didn't really want to do this...but it had been two months since she had had sex and she was pretty horny..She was never going to tell anybody about this...She unzippered his trousers....And she jumped back...

He was as hard as a baseball bat and as thick and as long as one too almost...

"My My Myyyyyyyy.." she said...



"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh  Ho Ho Ho Hooooooooooooo.." he laughed...

He hiked her skirt up and began rubbing her smooth black legs and unzippered her skirt....

"You've wanted to do that all afternoon haven't you?" she asked..

"Yessss..." he moaned...

She took her top  off and he just marveled at her body.....He slipped her panties off and she helped him out of his clothes and soon they were in the middle of the floor ,kissing passionately..


He lifted her up and entered her slowly....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh  Ho Ho Ho Hooooooooooooo.." he laughed...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Joseph.....ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." she moaned...

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmph....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooo." he moaned..

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Judge...Judge...JOSEPH...OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD!" she squealed..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ho ho ho.hoooooooooooooooo.." he moaned..

Soon they were both in Glenda's huge bed....

The bed was squeaking like crazy and the headboard was slamming hard against the wall.....

  Judge Joseph Crawford and  one of his protoge's. Attorney Glenda Brown were making sweet love...

"Oh my goddd Glenda, this is soooo damn good...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.."he screamed...

"Yess...Yessssssssssssssssssss...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" she screamed....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ...oh my god..."she moaned...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lawd...ohhhhhhhh Joseph.You are just showing off...You just showing off...ohhhhhhhhhh" she wailed..

She moaned softly as the massive bed began to squeak and slam against the wall harder...
''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...""Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... GLENDA......ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh..."

"YES BABY YES...CALL MY NAME.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."she moaned.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooooddddddd lawdd it's soooo goood...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh girl...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweeeeet jesusssssssssss you are a demon in the bedddddddddd...arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."he cried ...out!!"Morrre...Morreee....morrre...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. 

"WILL YOU TWO CUT THAT RACKET OUT IN THERE?" came a voice from next door...They both ignored it.


"Joseph...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Joseph...ouuuu calm down honey...I aint goin nowhere...woooooooo" she screamed...

"Oh girl, you better not...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......ohhhhhhhhhhhh.." he moaned..

 "Joseph..ouuuuuu..JOSEPH....OHHHHHHH. JUDGE JOSEPH CRAWFORD! Stop showing off in this bed...whooooooooooooo lawd.... CALL MY NAME.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."she wailed...


"I'm GONNA CALL THE COPS! THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO....QUIET THA NOISE...CUT THAT DAMN RACKET OUT IN THERE! GO TO SLEEP!"came the voice of the man next door who loudly banged on the wall...

The bed was squeaking like crazy and the headboard sounded like it might come off at any minute..

"GO TO SLEEP OR I'M CALLIN THE COPS!" he yelled

"Ohhhh Olivia, this is sooo damn goooood,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..I'm losin my minddddddddd!! "


He found himself thinking about Olivia Bennett-Alexander and going faster, harder...He was really turned on now..

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...JOSEPH baby..I needed this soooooooooooooo mucccchhhhhh! OHHHHHHHH  It's been two months...ohhhhh " she moaned...

"It's been awhile for me too...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,agghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

They had been making sweet yet intense love for the last six hours...with no sign of stopping...The bed squeaked something crazy....

''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...""Ohhh JOSEPH, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... OLIVIA...good lord...OLIVIA......ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh... This don't make no sense..."he moaned....
He imagined it was a naked Olivia Bennett-Alexander in his bed and he nearly lost his mind....

 

"Sock it to me JOSEPH...ouuu yessssssssssssssssss!...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...YESSSSSS!"she moaned.


"AWWWWWWWWWW FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!  QUIET THE NOISE!! SHUT IT UP OVER THERE!!" screamed the man next door!

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Judge Crawford yelled. He yelled and came violently!!!He shook so hard, photos and pictures fell off the wall...


"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu whho hooo hooo hooooooooooooooooooooo...OHHHHHHH ho ho ho ..hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!" he moaned...

It wasn't long before Glenda  came also ...in waves and held on to Judge Crawford for dear life, Slapping him in the face ,because it felt so good...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HO HO HO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM." he moaned as he came and came hard.....

"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY CUT THE DAMN NOISE OUT....FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!" came the sounds of the next door neighbor!

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee...sweeet lawddd...oh mah goodness mannnnnnnnnnn...wooooooooooooo"she yelled....coming violently and still shaking a little bit after they were finished...


"SHUITTTTTTTTTTTTT UP!" yelled the man next door now loudly pounding on the wall!

Glenda and Judge Crawford lie in a pool of sweat in the bed afterwords..


"Joseph?" she cooed..


"Yes baby!" he said ,putting his arms around her..

"Who is Olivia?" she asked.


''What? Huh?"he said..


"Who is Olivia? You called me by her name twice while we were making love.." she said.


"Oh My God! Uh...She was someone from my past...I'm sorry...I got so excited...I uh imagined you were her." he said..


"She obviously meant a lot to you.....It's alright...but you ought to watch that....You could get in trouble with another woman.." she said and giggled...


She saw his penis....and she smiled..


"You're still hard?" she exclaimed, Rubbing it a little...

He was losing his mind....

"Call My Name Judge....Call My Name!!" she said softly....

"GLENDA....GLENDA....UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!" he moaned.....


Judge Crawford crawled back on top of her...


"Oh My goodness.."she laughed....


The bed began to rock and the headboard began to slam against the wall harder...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh weeeeeee Joseph...Ouuuuu Joseph..ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu, oh my goodness...ouuuuuuuuuuuuu" she moaned ....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GLENDA...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..I'm losin my mind..." he hollered out..

"I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!YOU TWO AT IT AGAIN???? KNOCK IT OFF!!!  QUIET THE NOISE!!!  DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE COPS AGAIN!!!NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN...A GUY CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP...ALL THAT DAMN RACKET.." came the neighbor's voice...

 Three more hours seemed to slide by...

 The bed was really shaking and squeaking something terrible now...and the headboard sounded as if it might go through his wall..

"JOSEPH CRAWFORD, MYYY WORD!!..ouuuuu,you are just showing off..ohhhhhhhhh my goodness.."moaned Glenda...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh woman....Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ho ho ho hooooooooo"he sighed...

 KNOCK IT OFF!!!  QUIET THE NOISE!!!  DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE COPS AGAIN!!!NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN...A GUY CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP...ALL THAT DAMN RACKET.." came the neighbor's voice...

 All four legs of the bed broke off and the mattress landed on the floor with a loud thud!...

Glenda and the Judge laughed and continued making love until they both climaxed...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHH...OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" they both  yelled in unison...

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE...I'M CALLIN THE DAMN COPS! THIS DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE!" yelled the neighbor.

IV-

"I'm so sorry about the bed..."said the Judge as he prepared to leave the next morning...

"No problem...I'm leaving here soon anyway...This is just temporary,until my house is ready...I have a new bed..."she said..

"Well uh...I'll uh be seeing you around ." he said..

"And thank you for a wonderful night Judge...Whooooo." she said....He had really put a hurting on her...She felt good all over...She hated to admit it...but he could come by again if he wanted to!

"Here is something to remember me by" she said and kissed him passionately for a few minutes....There was an awkward silence between them....

"You'd better go before we uh get started again and that crazy man next door gets to yelling and screaming..."she said softly...

"Uh yeah, you're right....Goodbye Glenda." he said as he walked down the hallway and out the door.

Minay and I were laughing and holding hands as we returned to my old apartment a few days later...

Glenda answered the door....She was wearing a tight black skirt....Lawd today! I mused.

"Ohhh Hi Ralph...This must be your lovely bride. Hello...I'm Glenda Brown..." she said..

"Pleased to meet you...."said Minay...

"We were just in the neighborhood and I decided to drop by to make sure everything was alright.."I said..

Minay and I looked over in the corner...We saw a bed...Not our old bed , but another bed in the corner...Headboard split in half and all four legs broken off..

Minay and I both looked at each other...

If Glenda could have turned beet red, she would have... I know what Minay and I had done to the last bed that looked like that and I smiled thinking that somebody put a hurting on that fine body of hers and did the same thing...

To save her the embarrassment,.I said nothing about the bed...

"Well Uh I see everything is uh alright..."I said...

"Yes...Yes..it's uh just fine.."said Glenda..Very embarrassed....

"Well we'll be going....If you need anything...Just call."I said ..and we turned and left...

"My goodness Ralphie...Somebody was shagging this weekend weren't they?" laughed Minay...

"I'll say...." I said...

I pulled Minay to me and kissed her...slowly and softly.....

''Let's go and break the legs off of our bed." I said.

"Ummmmmm let's..I'm as horny as a cat after seeing that broken bed in her apartment!" laughed Minay...





11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Standing and Applauding and Throwing My Panties At The ceiling!

Brenda said...

Hillarious!

Sunflower said...

I laughed so hard I cried...I love the unseen neighbor next door who bams on the wall and screams quiet the noise!

Cheryl said...

Too Funny!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

The Old Judge certainly made up for his 15 minutes with Olivia...He put his thing down with this woman!

Rita said...

Judge Crawford made up for his 15 minutes with Olivia...He got the job done!

Toni said...

Hillarious!

Angie B. said...

Freakin Hillarious!

Lisa said...

Loved it...Still Laughing!

Halo said...

Judge Crawford made up for his 15 minutes with Olivia.

Vanessa said...

They both broke beds....My goodness...They were really putting it down!LMAO!