Freaky Sneaky

I met my partner, Detective Monica Talbert on the street the next morning, just a few blocks from where we were supposed to be interviewing our next suspect, Astrologer and massage parlor owner...Javier Baba..A close confident of our murder victim,29 year old Actress and Model, Mimi Rivers...

Monica was wearing a tight form fitting gray skirt that knocked me off of my socks...

"Partner!!!...Focus!!!...Eyes back in sockets, Tongue back in mouth..." she said smiling as I passed her a tumbler of coffee..

"Damn girl, you are too damn distracting..." I said...

"Awwww, another compliment, which would be mild sexual harrassment if not for the fact that I'm sleeping with you and in love with you..." she said ,kissing me on the cheek...Her perfume was enchanting...

"Speaking of which...We haven't spent the night together in three days..." I said..

"I'll stay with you tonight...I've been busy...Washing clothes, cleaning up the apartment,packing and paying bills....I'm free tonight.."she said with a smile..

I was about to put my arms around her...but I refrained...

"Come on...His Massage parlor is down the street." I said.

"Okay...let's go...Thanks for not trying to kiss me and smearing my lipstick...I know you wanted to just now..Don't worry..I'm gonna hook you up...." she said and rubbed my hands softly....

II-

Javier Baba's Aqua Massage parlor was a small store front...He had about five rooms, all painted like the deep blue sea with Aqua massage machines and customers laying in them getting an aqua massage....This was how he made the lion share of his money....He had another room where he did Astrology and told fortunes...

I had done a thorough study of his business...Most of his clients were the very wealthy and very foolish who shelled out big bucks for what was phony information....He had an investigator who did work ups on all of his potential clients before they came in for consultation...He was actually running a big scam..A quasi legal one at that!

He was tall, about five foot ten...Wore white trousers and a white Nehru jacket and a white turban....He smiled when Monica and I walked in...

"It's not often that I do couples....Did you two have an appointment? " he asked...

"No...but I think this puts us ahead of the line"said Monica flashing her badge...

"We are Homicide Detectives...That's Detective Talbert and I am Detective Nellis."I said.

He smiled...

"Ohhhhh, you're here about Mimi aren't you?" he said and sat down...

"Yes..We hear you were her close confident...Off the books." I said.

"She started out as a client...Yes..." he said.

"Then she discovered she was being scammed...and the checks stopped coming...Isn't that right Harry?" I said.

''Harry?...I'm Javier Baba...Javi Baba.."he said.

"Quit the crap Harry....You're Harry Bahrain...from Camden ,New Jersey...We checked...and we read your rap sheet...Three arrests for Fraud, two for Identity Theft...and one serious ride for Wire fraud.."said Monica.

He smiled...

"Okay...Okay...you got me..but I've been clean for three years...This is a legitimate business..Totally legit.."he said.

"We could argue that point...But we are here about a homicide...I understand that you and Mimi became friends, despite the fact that she found out you had been scamming her.."said Monica...

"Yeah...Very uhhh good friends if you know what I mean and uh I know you do...." he said smiling salaciously..

"You were sleeping with her?" I asked..

''On occassion..We were uh what do you say, Friends with Benefits..She was paying me uh with her pleasures for the use of my investigator....Tryin to find out who was blackmailing her..She said she was tapped out financially,which I found it hard to believe..Her ex-husband was paying her alimony and she was getting huge residuals from her movies and television shows..I didn't understand how she was all of a sudden so strapped for cash." he laughed...

"Oh really, because I heard that you and her had a huge row just a week before she died in which she called you out and wanted all of her money back that you had scammed from her...You didn't want to pay and you called her that night , for a booty call and you went over there and killed her." I said.


''Whoaaaa...Whoaaaa...Hold on chief....It wasn't like that at all...Yes...We did have a rather loud public argument about her money and I did call her that night for sex...but I never went over there...Honest...and for the record...I paid her every cent I owed her....I wired the money back into her bank account...you can check...We were good as far as the money was concerned..." he said.

"So you paid her back and to celebrate being square...you called her for a little freaky sneaky..huh?" laughed Monica...

"I did..only she turned me down that night." he said.

''She turned you down?" I asked...

"Yeah...She had another date...Her creepy ex-husband was coming by...He's a cop..A Detective like you guys..You need to talk to him...I never liked that guy..Real smooth talker..Too smooth...if you ask me..Anyway...She told me the last time she saw me that somebody was blackmailing her...Trying to put the squeeze on her...My investigator was busy trying to find out who the account in the Cayman Islands belonged to...He hadn't found out as of yet...but he was closing in..." he said.

"Who do you think it was?" I asked..

"I don't know...She never said...and like I told you...my guy was getting close..but he hadn't zeroed in on the culprit...If I was to take a guess...I'd say her ex-husband..The cop..Who else could set up such an elaborate trap and cover themselves?..but that's just me...Just the same.. Old Creepy Copper was supposed to be coming over that night...She and he ,even though divorced....couldn't get enough of each other in the sack....so she said...But I told her...Getting married on a day when there was a torrential downpour was an omen..a bad omen...The guy was bad news...Cop or not." he said.

"You got your access key to her place?" I asked..

"Yeah...here...I won't be needing it anymore.." he said.

"Good....and you know the drill Javi baby..don't leave town anytime soon." I said.

III-

''Partner..He's telling the truth."said Monica...as we headed back to the precinct...

"This is what I love the most about you being my partner...You're an automatic lie detector...but still ,I gotta check his financials against hers..." I said...

"That's not what you love the most.." said Monica giving me a very sexy and salacious side eye..

I just smiled..

''Okay...Give me that access key...It'll have an electronic record of every time it has been accessed...If he's really telling the truth, then this key will alibi him" said Monica..

"I'll meet you at lunchtime.." she said...

She reached over and began kissing me passionately...I ran my hands up and down her tight fitting dress...

''Ouuuuu Nate..I've wanted to do this all morning.."she said.

"Me too....Sorry if I'm smearing your lipstick..."I said as we sat in my flying car and continued to kiss and paw at each other..

"Tonight ,okay?" she said..breathing heavily...

''I wouldn't miss it.." I said...breathing heavily myself.

IV-

Some hours later...We both sat in the "fishbowl" alone with our notes...

''Damn...He looked like a good suspect too..but his books and his financials bare him out...He transferred all of the money he took from her back into her accounts...But there is a discrepancy....Just as fast as it went in..It went back out to this untraceable account in the Caymen Islands..." I said.

''And the electronic access key bares him out...He hadn't been to her place in two weeks...He didn't do it."she said...

"I know this may be painful for you...But we have to talk to Bobby Sykes again...He did use his key to access her apartment that night..and he's on the street cam coming in and leaving.."I said.

"It doesn't play partner...He's a cop..He knows about Street Cams,Traffic Cams, ATM cams...Why would he allow himself to be caught on camera coming and going from her apartment if he knew he was going to kill her?...I'm just asking...and he knew his keycard would show he was there.."

''Maybe he didn't plan to kill her at first...Maybe it escalated....She was taking him to the cleaners with alimony payments...Alimony she didn't really need....Maybe it started out as seduction...a little freaky sneaky as you say..but escalated into a murder....The way she was dressed would have made me lose all focus.." I said.

''Men...You all are sooo easy."laughed Monica...

Just then...My ex-partner, Detective Wally Becker walked in... He looked at Monica salaciously and smiled..

"Damnnn girl..."he said.

"Is there something you want?" asked Monica.

He smiled..

"Not you today...How is that?" he said...

"Fine with me." said Monica..

"Jealous?" he asked..

"No...Not at all. Relieved is more like it!" she said.

"Of course not..You got my man Nate here..."he said...

Neither of us flinched or said a word..He hadn't expected that..

"I know about you two...So don't deny it...I haven't said anything...and I won't...It would serve none of us any purpose..."he said.

"How Noble of you." I said sarcastically..

"But uh Monica...You could uh put a good word in for me with your uh sister you know...Kind of as a thank you...For uh keepin a lid on what you two are doing." he said.

And there it was...The leverage I was talking about...That was a veiled threat...

"I don't have any good words to put in about you to my sister Wally...or to any woman for that matter.."said Monica dryly...

He smiled...

"You really don't understand what this is do you?  You know ..a word from me to Internal Affairs or the Deputy of Operations and one of you could be transferred to another precinct...That would effectively end your little partnership....Okay?" he said.

"And that is supposed to make me put in a good word to my sister about you eh Wally??...You are out of your mind.."said Monica..

"Nate..talk to your girl." he said smiling..

"You know....you sleep with my wife....and basically destroy my marriage...Then when she dumps you ,you hit on my new partner...Harrass her sexually and try to blackmail her...Now you want to sleep with her sister....You are incredible man." I said.

''Heyy look..I'm just trying to survive Nate...that's all." he said.

I produced my smartphone...

"I just got this whole exchange on tape..."I said.

He looked like he'd swallowed a can of paint...

"If I take this to the Deputy of Operations and my partner files Sexual Harrassment charges against you...Who do you think will be transferred out first?" I asked...

Monica busted out laughing....

Just then ,her sister, Monique and Lieutenant Cotton came walking down the hall...

''Hey Mo...Hey Nate...uhhh Detective Becker right?" she said...."Sis, your Lieutenant is a riot...He took me to one of the nicest spots for lunch....That place you told me about yesterday Detective Becker..."she said.

Wally Becker turned two different shades.....

"Oh My God Sis, Lieutenant Cotton had me cracking up laughing...He is soooo funny,how do you guys stand him.?" she said.

Monica looked at the Lieutenant...gave him a side eye...

"Ohhhhhh we somehow manage." she said.....

I smiled at the whole thing....

Detective Wally Becker stomped his foot and stormed out of the room towards the elevator...

"What's his issue?" asked Lieutenant Cotton..

"Ohhh,I think he was stumped with a case...Came up here to ask my advice."I said.

"He's all backed the hell up...He needs some freaky sneaky...to relax him."said the Lieutenant..

''Ouuuuuuuuuuuu...you are sooo naughtyyy...He's a trip Sis..."laughed Monique...

"Yess....He is something...Got to love him." laughed Monica....

V-

 "Ummmmmmmph" I moaned as I unzippered Monica's dress...

''Ouuuu Nate..."she cooed..

She was wearing a black and gray silk bra...and matching Black and gray bikini panties....I nearly lost my mind...

We began kissing passionately, thirstily, hungrilly.....

''Ouuuuuu baby." she moaned...

"Yessssssssssssss.." I said as I kissed her neck, her cheeks, underneath her eyelids and finally her lips...

We were in her bedroom....

We both crashed on to the bed...It seemed as if we weren't going to stop kissing.....

I gently mounted her and eased into her soft and wet center....

''Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Nate...Oh My goodnesss..ouuuuuuuu..."she moaned...

"You made me wait a long time for this."I moaned...

"Didn't want you to take me for granted.."she said smiling.

"I'd never do that.."I said..

"I know.." she said and kissed me again...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, goood lord...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nate." screamed
Monica....

The bed was rocking from side to side....the springs were squeaking and the headboard was slamming up against the wall...once again..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my godddd.." I yelled out....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ,Ohhhh Nate.." she moaned...in between wet, sloppy kisses..

"OHHHH.."I cried out....

  SIX HOURS of sweet lovemaking continued....

Monica began to sweat profusely and tears just came streaming from her eyes...

''Oh My God Nate...Ouuuuuuuuuuuu." she moaned..

I couldn't hold back much longer...I exploded in a crescendo of bed rattling passion.....I collapsed on top of her breathing heavily...

She was breathing heavily too...a combonation of tears and sweat running down the sides of her face....

Monica stared down at me....

''Nate, What am I going to do about you? I love you so much and I don't want to not be able to see you every day or  to work cases with you...."She said.

"You worried about Becker?" I asked..

''Well..uhhh yeah...He holds the power to destroy us.."she said.

''Nonsense...He only has the power to expose us...That's all...We are getting ready to move in together....So what would he be destroying?  He can't destroy this here...Nah..Me and you...We gone be alright...Didn't you used to tell me that? It would take more than him to destroy what I feel for you." I said.

''Stop Nate...You're going to make me cry.." she said kissing me...and tearing up...

"Besides....I got an idea....Whyyy don't we give Becker what he wants?" I said.

"Huhhh? What?? You mean for me to put in a good word about him with my sister?? She doesn't like him...She's all goo goo eyed over Lieutenant Cotton."said Monica.

"Look...He just asked you to put a good word in...Now how she responds to him is not our problem.."I said.

Monica laughed...

"Wow! You know...That's not such a bad idea...I could be a little nicer to him...It wouldn't hurt..right?" she said.

''Right?"I said...

She reached under the covers and softly began to fondle my penis, which got an immediate reaction from me..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.."I moaned...

''Ouuuuu...this thing is as hard as a tree trunk!!!...My goodness.."she said and leaned over and kissed me..

"You know Nate..a smart man turns me on .....Turns me on more than you can imagine...ummmmmmm.." she said smiling at me.....

''So you uh think I'm  uh ...smart huh?" I said...As she continued to softly stroke me and kiss my cheek, my earlobe and eventually my lips softly...

"Ohhh yesss...yesssss..definitely"she said and kissed my neck softly..

The bed began to squeak loudly...the headboard began to softly slam up against the wall... We were yet again making sweet and passionate love....

(TO BE CONTINUED)