Thursday, April 16, 2015

Smokin In The Boys Room


That night, Jimmy and Angie ,Tyriq and Sirena, Carlotta and I had dinner at a tony steakhouse with Jimmy's friend, Detective Pete Driscoll...



Pete Driscoll marveled at us...He turned to Jimmy...

''Jimmy you really done good for yourself...Your wife is gorgeous...And I like your friends...I can't believe all you guys are cops and work together....." he said.

''Yeah..Like you said...It does make you look forward to going to work." said Jimmy who looked at Angie adoringly..
Angie blushed...She looked so cute when she blushed...

''Sooo, Jimmy tells me that you two guys were real hell raisers when you were young...I met him when we were in the academy...He was a hell raiser then." laughed Carlotta.

"Ohhh man, the things me and this guy did..I'm not even gonna talk about." he said...."Funny and kind of ironic how we both wind up being cops...huh?" he laughed...

"Yeah...how about that?.....Carlotta kept me straight when we were in the academy..I might not have graduated had it not been for her...Then we drove in the patrol car together those first few years...That was fun..wasn't it Carlotta?" said Jimmy..
"Yeah, for awhile..." she said laughing...

''Then she left me..Went and made detective..Told me that I had to step my game up..So I did..and years later we wound up partnering again in Special Victims Unit.." said Jimmy..

"I don't envy you keeping this guy straight....So tell me Angie...How did you talk this wild man into marriage?" he said..

"He talked me into it..You know that most cops don't mess with IAB...I investigated his whole unit a few years ago and he told me that he fell in love with me."she said.


''Wow..Now that's a great story..."he said...

We all Laughed.

''Angie and I were in the Academy together...We made detective around the same time..."said Tyriq..."And Carlotta was my partner when she first made Detective...We were in Robbery-Homicide..."he said..

"How about your wife?" asked Detective Driscoll....

"Oh Tyriq,Carlotta,Jimmy and I worked a case together...I was in Special Investigations back then...That's how we met...Couldn't stand each other...Well at least that's what he said..He knew he liked me...Didn't he Lotta?" said Sirena..


"Sure did...Talked about you all the time...Non-Stop..I say you know what? I think you like her...Rico say-Noo...Nahhh..but she does look good.."said Carlotta..

The whole table erupted in laughter....

''And all you guys wound up in Homicide...Nice.."said detective Driscoll..

Tyriq,Jimmy,Carlotta and Sirena all pointed to me..

"That man there hand picked us and brought us all together..." said Tyriq.




I smiled..
"Sissy said she wanted some great detectives...And I knew these guys...All she had was Duke and Angie had went to IAB...I hand picked Carlotta,Tyriq,Jimmy and Sirena as well as others.."I said humbly..


''But he really wanted Lotta.."said Sirena..


"Okayyy, he thought he was fooling everybody...We knew that that was who he really wanted.."said Angie as she and Sirena high fived each other...


"Man, I aint mad at you...You have good tastes...GREAT tastes."said Detective Driscoll looking at a blushing Carlotta and smiling..


Things then got serious as we continued to eat and drink..

''So this Forensic person, Hazel...she's good huh?" asked Detective Driscoll..

"She's the best....If Anyone can pull some DNA off of those socks..she can.." I said.

''Where you stayin Petey?" asked Jimmy.


''At the Marriott..It's on the department's dime." he said.

"I'll stop by and get you in the morning and take you to the M.E.'s office."said Jimmy..

We didn't speak about business anymore..We just ate and told stories and enjoyed the warm spring Philadelphia night.

II-

The next morning..Jimmy went and picked up Detective Driscoll and brought him over to the M.E.'s office..

He marveled at the modern facility...

"Nice Jimmy..God..This is making me want to transfer back to Philly..." he said..

"It's not really bad out in Cherry Hill...I hear you got a nice house and all.."said Jimmy.

"I do...but no wife...No family...I don't hang out with most of the detectives like you do...They're all older than me and nowhere near as cool as your friends.."he laughed..

Hazel came into the room...I was there with Duke..



She put the two dirty socks on the table and her assistants walked around..

"Okay...If the DNA in these two socks match..We are on our way to linking these two murders and finding a viable suspect...If the DNA matches anyone in the VICAP or the local system..You have your man."said Hazel..
Just as Hazel was about to begin the DNA testing..The fire alarm went off!!!

"WHAT?" she said..

''What's going on?"said Jimmy...

All of the indoor sprinkers went off...

"WHOA!" screamed everybody as the entire room was engulfed with water...

Doc Gibbons came running...

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" he screamed as water sprayed on him, me, Duke, Jimmy, Hazel,Detective Driscoll and the assistants...

When the water finally stopped...We were all drenched...

''Everybody okay?" I asked.
"My suit is ruined.."scoffed Duke..

"My hair..My dress"said Hazel....

"Oh My god...The socks...Does water destroy DNA?"asked Detective Driscoll..

"Worse...It washes it away...I want to know what happened and I want to know it now!!!"barked Doc Gibbons to an assistant..

"Somebody was smoking in the men's bathroom sir and dropped this cigarette in the trash can...It started a small fire..."he said.


Doc Gibbons looked at the cigarette..

"Now what dumb ass would light a cigarette in here??...This is a non-smoking building.."he said.


''And speaking of Non-smoking...That cigarette was barely smoked...The person just lit it...This was done purposely...To destroy the DNA evidence you had Hazel." said Duke..

"Our killer has been following us.." said Detective Driscoll..

Jimmy came running back into the lab,soaking wet...

''Yeah ,but he made his first mistake..The camera caught him high tailing it out of here...and we got a full photo of his face and the license plate on his car..."said Jimmy..

"We got him boy!" said Duke high fiving Jimmy..."Call Boss lady."

III-
A quick scan of the Traffic Cam located the car immediately and Sissy ,Carlotta,Sirena and Hop headed to the neighborhood...

"I smell bleach...You know what that means?" said Carlotta ,opening the door and looking inside..

"No prints, no DNA...A total bust."said Sirena..

"I got more bad news...This car was reported stolen two days ago!!!.. In Oxford square."said Hop.

"Damn it...Does anybody have any good news?" said Sissy..

Just then Tyriq drove up...He had Sharon with him..

"I might have some Siss."said Tyriq..."Both of those cars were stolen in the Oxford Valley section...So I started thinkin..local...I rousted a few guys who I knew did that type of thing from my days in Robbery-Homicide and I found a guy...An addict, a real bust out who admitted stealing both of these cars for a guy named Carver...Carver Haskins.." he said.

"And even better Sissy...Those photos came back..They're clear and we did facial recognition..This guy was in the system...Two assaults and one sexual assault..All dropped though...Take a guess what his name is ...Carver Haskins...Rico and I went to two of his last known addresses...He's not there..But he looks good for Carlotta's murder the other day and maybe Sirena's case."said Sharon.

IV-
Night fall came and Carlotta and I sat in our bedroom....I was clad only in my boxer shorts...I was steaming from being flooded with water at the M.E.'s office....
My wife, Carlotta sat on the side of the bed...She had on one of my shirts....and a purple bra and matching purple bikini panties...She found the entire thing hilarious...She kept on laughing..
"I'm sorry for laughing papi and I'm sorry you guys lost the DNA evidence...but the whole thing sounds so funny...." she said trying hard to contain her laughter..

"Go ahead and laugh....Hazel didn't think it was funny...Her new hairstyle was ruined.."I said.

"Awww, I do feel sorry for Hazel....but I'm imagining you and Duke..You both are  so particular about your suits and how you dress., Jimmy is almost as bad and I know Doc Gibbons was furious..."she said now guffawing with laughter...

"Laugh all you want...but we got a photo of our guy and we have the cigarette that started the fire...We got a face and possibly some more DNA...We may have broken this case wide open despite our uh difficulty..."I said..

"We had a good day too...We found the car and Rico found the car thief who gave us the name of our suspect...The one who hired him to steal both cars and Sharon got the pictures back from the FBI Lab in Virginia. Let's compare photos...I'm bettin it's the same guy..."said Carlotta.

"Well at least something good came from today....This guy got a sheet?" I asked..

"He does...Okayyyyy, now this is the part where I always say...No more shop talk.."she said and leaned over and gave me a long soft french kiss...

"Wowwww! That was amazing..."I said..

Carlotta put her soft hands inside my boxers and began to fondle my now engorged ,rock hard penis..

"Ouuuuuuuuuuu..talk about amazing...!!! Aye Mios Dios..."she said and smiled...She leaned over and kissed me again...

"Ohh my god....Carlotta!" I said, no longer thinking about the case or the days events...She had this way of taking my mind off of the events of the day...She smiled and softly kissed me again...

"Still want to talk about the case?" she said.

"Case? What Case?" I said as she continued to kiss me...

She leaned over and kissed me again...I eased her panties down and slipped her bra off...I kissed her neck and behind her ears....She kissed my chest...I entered her slowly again...In and out...softly, steadily...slow sweet lovemaking...


She was on top, riding me after awhile..., her long hair flinging into my face....I cupped her buttocks and moved her up and down....


"Ouuuuuuuuuuu papi...ohhhhhhh that feels good..." she said...

"Yesss lorddd..Did you get those from Bridget's place?" I asked inquiring about her bra and panty set.....

"Nooo..Victoria's Secret..." she said in between more kisses....

"I like them.." I said..

"Good to know...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."she moaned...

Eventually we wound up in the missionary position.....

We kept at it just like this for close to four hours.......I doubt if either of us was thinking about the case...Just each other....

"Let's take the day off tomorrow, say that we were hunting down another lead." I said jokingly in between kisses...I could barely contain myself...

''Where? In bed??" she said.

"Yeah...in bed...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.." I moaned.....as I exploded....She was climaxing too....We both were shaking, panting and holding each other for dear life...

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."I moaned,shaking and stiffening up.....

"You are soo...silly." she said laughing and holding me tighter..."You've been so frisky lately...I mean more than usual..."she said laughing in between kisses and strokes...

"It's the warm weather.."I said..

(CONCLUSION NEXT)

3 comments:

Halo said...

Carlotta has such a soothing effect on Keith wallace..

Anonymous said...

I just read this and I just tossed my panties and bra up in the air!

James Perkins said...

LMAO @ Anonymous!