Big Easy Holiday

It sure felt good being home....My Home, New Orleans...I was home for the Holidays and I had brought my new family with me...

I'm Donnie Ray Alexander...I was born and raised here in New Orleans...I was a cop here...A Homicide Detective...That seems like a lifetime ago.....During Hurricane Katrina..I discovered that two or three of my brother police officers murdered two black people and several others tried to cover it up....I did what I thought was the right thing...I did a thorough homicide investigation...I was told to let it go...But I couldn't..These guys were just plain wrong...I went to the FBI...and they made a case which took the three killer cops down and twenty two people who tried to cover it up also..

I had broken down the sacred Blue wall...I did what I thought was right...but no one on the force thought so...I was shunned...My car was spray painted and firebombed and I was threatened...It was quite obvious that I was persona non-grata on the NOPD...

I was a man without a country...

And then I met her!!!

A pretty little tourist from Philadelphia named Olivia Bennett...She was an Attorney , we met in a bar that I was playing a trumpet in...She was feeling as bad as I was in her law firm..She told me her dreams that night of starting her own firm...Being her own boss..She was so cute and had the prettiest eyes that lit up when she talked about her dreams...

We had one hell of a night that night...And in two days ,she was gone..Headed back to Philadelphia..I knew that I had to see her again..I knew I could never spend another day without her...

Flash forward....Today...She and I have been married for close to two years...I got my P.I. license and went to work for her and her pretty little niece who was also an Attorney..Ms. Beverly West...as their investigator in Philadelphia...

We have a very capable Office Manager...

Ms. Josie Boyd...who works with us also..

She has joined us with her boyfriend,Paris...

In the meanwhile....Beverly has become involved with a fine young man, also an Attorney, Mr. Nelson East..

Who while he does not work for our firm, has helped us out a number of times..He's Beverly's boyfriend...Olivia swears she is going to steal him from his firm one day and make him a part of ours...

Olivia and Beverly's cousin...Kayla Bennett, also an Attorney has joined us in New Orleans ..

She is here with her boyfriend, Yeah...He's an Attorney too..Ray St. Jacques...

Olivia and I and Beverly and Nelson are staying with my sister and brother in law and my niece and nephew in a New Orleans suburb....Everybody else is staying at a hotel in town...

My sister has been cooking up a storm and has been so glad to meet my new friends...We plan to have dinner at her home on Christmas...

We've been down here a week now...This has been a perfect vacation...

II-

We watched a typical New Orleans Wedding party march down the street...

Beverly smiled...

"I remember you and Auntay's wedding day....You were soo nervous Donnie Ray and so scared she wasn't going to show up." she said.

"He was? Why were you nervous baby? I had bought a new wedding dress and everything, before we left Philly...and had Bernadette do both my hair and Beverly's hair..You think I was going to spend that kind of money and bail on you?" asked Olivia..smiling and softly rubbing my arms..

''My history Livy...My history...I had been stood up at the alter two times before." I said.

"REALLY??" said Josie and Kayla, now interested....

 "Wowwwwwwwwwww!" was all Nelson could say...

"Damn man...it's a wonder you tried it again." said Ray.

''He was still nervous, even when he saw me in the church.." laughed Beverly.

 "I told him...Even if my Auntay was going to stand you up...Do you think she'd leave me stranded down here in New Orleans?"she said ,hugging me and kissing me on the cheek..

"Then I saw her...



My brother in law walked her down the aisle..

Bev was the maid of honor and my sister was a bridesmaid....She was the most beautiful woman in the world to me then..."I said.

Olivia, Beverly,Josie and Kayla all said "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" as if on cue...

Paris smiled..."Ahhhhhhhhh here's what we were waiting for...

Our drinks arrived....

 ''Yesssssssssssssssss..."said Nelson...

"The drinks are much cheaper here than in Philly, I love this place..."said Ray...

III-

Night came and Beverly and Nelson went their seperate ways....Club Hopping...

Josie and Paris did a little sight seeing

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shopping and eating...

and Kayla and Ray retired to their hotel...

Olivia and I wandered to a club ....and not just any club...

It was the club where we first met...

We listened to two sets.....I bought Olivia a drink...she smiled..

''Wow...we met here...I had actually seen you a few nights before...I thought you were sexy in that suit, blowing that trumpet...So I came back a few nights later ,hoping to catch your eye.."said Olivia.

"You caught it alright, you had on that sheer yellow sun dress....

Showing all that leg...Mannnnnnn,I'll never forget that...That dress was so sheer I could practically see through it"I said smiling...

"You obviously liked what you saw...That last number you played, you looked right at me.. Didn't take your eyes off of me all night ." said Olivia..

"Yeah that was true...I'll always remember that night.. The first time I laid eyes on you." I said.

"I know what I'll never forget.....Dancing slow with you and you getting a boner...Ouuuuu...I had to feel it..I couldn't believe you were so...so prodigious..." she said and smiled.

I smiled....

"Guess what?  I'm uh ruh whatever you said I was right now.." I said..and I rubbed her legs softly and ran my hands up her dress...

She didn't move them..She stared at me and smiled..and ran her hands along my trousers..Her mouth opened up wide..

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu....yesss...You are..." she said.

Olivia smiled.

"You uh think....That cheap hotel I was staying in, is uh still open?" she asked..

''Liv,I haven't been here in two years...It could be....Only one way to find out.." I said.

"Check please.." she said.

IV-

"Your sister is going to wonder where we are Donnie Ray."said Olivia

as we walked out of the club and to the hotel...

''They know you're with me...and that I'm a big boy....I'll call Nell ,to let her know we are okay.."I said.

"I'll call her myself..." said Olivia , who called my sister....

"Hey Nell, It's Liv...Your brother and I had a little too much to drink and we decided to rent a cheap room for the night...We'll be in ,in the morning.I didn't want you to worry about us." said Olivia..

"Yall gone do the nasty aren't you?" said Nell ,laughing.".It's okay....Your niece just called with that same story..." laughed my sister...

Olivia's mouth opened wide and she busted out laughing....

"Have a good time you guys." laughed my sister."

We were in luck..We found the same hotel that Olivia was staying in the night we met...We didn't get the same room...but we found a nice room near the end of the hallway....Not that we cared where it was...

Once in the room...I pulled Olivia to me...We kissed passionately...

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, you couldn't wait could you?" she said..

"No, I couldn't..."I said..

I unzippered her Black Leather Mini Skirt and slipped it off of her...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuu you are getting too good at this Donnie Ray...Getting my clothes off..."she said..

In no time,I had my trousers and my shirt and undershirt off and my socks and shoes...

"Damn girl....I thought about this all day.." I said.

"Really Donnie Ray?? All day?" she asked me in between wet sloppy kisses...

"All Day.."I said..

"Ummmmmm, well I'll have to reward you for your dilligence .....and attention to detail.." she said continuing to kiss me passionately....

Her lips were so soft....I was becoming aroused beyond belief....Something that wasn't lost on Olivia..


"LAWD!" I said..


"Oh Mr. Alexander.." she giggled...looking up at me....



She was wearing black string bikini panties...and a matching black bra....She immediately got a rise out of me...Which she noticed...


"Ohhhh my MISTER ALEXANDER!!!" She said noticing my raging erection...  "You're a horse among ponies..."she said..

I smiled sheepishly...I had heard that before..

I gingerly slipped her bra off and I slipped her panties down and eagerly watched as she stepped out of them....

"My My Myyyyy.." was all I could say...

"Ouuuuuu Mr. Alexander.....you're fresh" she remarked...

Soon, we  were kissing passionately in the middle of the floor...Olivia giggled...

"What's so funny?" I asked..

"Donnie Ray....Your penis!!!...It's..It's shaking...You really are excited aren't you?  Calm down....Calm down...It's going to be okayyyy" she said, stroking it lightly...

"Can't help that..."I laughed sheepishly...

"Oh My god...you're as hard as an iron pipe...I'm going to have to take care of that...Ummmmmm"she said..

I smiled sheepishly...

"Can't help that either."I said.  I lifted her up and entered her gently and began to move in and out of her..

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Easy Donnie Ray, Easyyyyy."Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Donnie Ray..Ohhhhhhhhh my godddd...Ummmmmmm, you are just showing off...Ouuuuuu lawd!" she whispered...

In no time , we were lying on the bed....

I entered her softly,gently...She was wet and warm...I was losing my mind...as I began to move up and down slowly at first and then gradually faster...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Donnie Ray..Ohhhhhhhhh my godddd!!" she moaned...

FIVE TO SIX  HOURS of lovemaking continued...The bed had squeaking loudly and the headboard was moving and silently slamming against the wall, which caused the man in the next room to yell to the top of his lungs.. the entire six hours or so we were making love...

"FOR THE LOVE OF PETE...WILL YOU  TWO KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF WITH ALL THAT RACKET?I AM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!!! YOU TWO BEEN GOIN AT IT FOR HOURS....Shutttttttttttttttttttttt up!!!"he bellowed and slammed his fists on the wall..

We ignored him and kept making love...

"Ummmmmmmm Donnie Ray, ouuuuuuuuuuuuu...give it to mama...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"she moaned..

"Yesss baby yes...." I moaned..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" she moaned loudly...

"KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF WITH ALL THAT RACKET?I AM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!!!"the man in the room next to ours yelled ..He had a Philly accent...Maybe he was visiting too!

The bed was squeaking pretty loud and the headboard was slamming against his wall hard...I have to admit...This bed was far noisier than any bed we had slept in before....I was so glad the bed at my sister's house wasn't noisy like this...And the headboard sounded like it might come off at any minute...He continued to bang his fist on the wall.

  Olivia was feeling so good,she slapped me across the face...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu MISTER ALEXANDER...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" she cried out....

  The bed squeaked even louder.....The lights in his room next door blinked on and off...

"I'M CALLIN THE DAMN MANAGER!! GO TO SLEEP IN THERE!!!YOU'VE GOT MY LIGHTS BLINKING ON AND OFF!!!SHUTTTTTTTTTT UP!!!" he yelled..."This doesn't make any gotdamn sense...Carrying on like that." he grumbled...

Olivia yelled out-

 "Yess...Yessssssssssssssssssss...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Ouuuuuuuu YESSSSS!" she screamed....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ...oh my god...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"I moaned...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lawd...ohhhhhhhh Donnie Ray...You are just showing off...You just showing off...ohhhhhhhhhh" she wailed..

She moaned softly as the massive bed began to squeak and slam against the wall harder...
''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph...GIVE IT TO MAMA"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... OLIVIA......ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh..."

"YES BABY YES...CALL MY NAME.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...You can have all you want!!"she moaned.

"I'M CALLIN THE DAMN MANAGER ,THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO....NOW PIPE DOWN! SHUT IT UP I TELL YA!!! SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTT UP!!!" yelled the man next door.


"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooooddddddd lawdd it's soooo goood...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh girl...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweeeeet jesusssssssssss ...arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."I cried ...out!!"Morrre...Morreee....morrre...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. "

"WILL YOU TWO CUT THAT RACKET OUT IN THERE? GO TO SLEEP!!!" came the voice from next door...We both ignored him.

Another TWO TO THREE HOURS must have gone by 

 "Donnie Ray...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  Donnie Ray..ouuuu calm down honey...I aint goin nowhere...woooooooo" she screamed...

"Oh girl, you better not...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......ohhhhhhhhhhhh.." I moaned..
 "Donnie Ray..ouuuuuu..Donnie Ray....OHHHHHHH. DONNIE RAY ALEXANDER! Stop showing off in this bed...whooooooooooooo lawd.... GIVE IT TO ME DADDY.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."she wailed...


"I'm GONNA CALL THE COPS! THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO....QUIET THA NOISE...CUT THAT DAMN RACKET OUT IN THERE! GO TO SLEEP!"came the voice of the man next door who loudly banged on the wall...

The bed was squeaking like crazy and the headboard sounded like it might come off at any minute..

"GO TO SLEEP OR I'M CALLIN THE COPS!  SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UP!" he yelled

"Ohhhh Olivia, this is sooo damn goooood,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..I'm losin my minddddddddd!! "I cried out!

 ''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhh Donnie Ray, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph..."she yelled...

 "AWWWWWWWWWW FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!  QUIET THE NOISE!! SHUT IT UP OVER THERE!! DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CALL THE MANAGER! COME ON!!!!!" screamed the man next door!


"Ohhhh Olivia, this is sooo damn goooood,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..I'm losin my minddddddddd!! I'm losin my minddddddddd!!  lawdddddddddddd! "I cried out!

"I'M LOSING SLEEP....CUT IT OUT IN THERE YOU TWO....I'M ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW CALLING THE MANAGER..THEN I'M CALLIN THE DAMN COPS!
NOW QUIET IT DOWN IN THERE!!!  SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UP!"

''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhh Donnie Ray, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph...ouuuuuuuuuuuu...yessssssssss baby...yessssssss!"she yelled...

"Ohhhh Olivia, baby this is sooo damn goooood,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..I'm losin my minddddddddd!!  BABY..I'm losin my minddddddddd!!  lawdddddddddddd girl, ummmppppppppppph! "I cried out!

"UMMMMMMMMMPH,Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhh Donnie Ray, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph...ouuuuuuuuuuuu...yessssssssss baby...yessssssss! Give it to mama..."she yelled...

 All four legs of the bed broke off and the mattress landed on the floor with a loud thud!...The headboard split in half and fell against the wall..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHH...OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"  we both  yelled in unison...both of us cumming and cumming hard!

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE...I'M CALLIN THE DAMN COPS! THIS DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE! I'M CALLIN THE MANAGER!" yelled the man.

Olivia and I had climaxed.....and were holding each other...She lie in between my legs..I was playing with her hair...Her head rested on my chest....We were drenched in sweat...

We laughed about the fact that the bed was broken....


"STOP THAT LAUGHING!! GO TO SLEEP OVER THERE!" he yelled..


''Who does he think he is...our father?" I said.


"Yes Daddy..."laughed Olivia...

"DON'T GET SMART!!! GO TO SLEEP OVER THERE!" he yelled..


We both cracked up laughing...


GO TO SLEEP OVER THERE! I MEAN IT!!" he yelled..

"This is the second time you've broken a bed with me in it....You're going to have to cool it mister..."laughed Olivia...I laughed too!

"You're gonna have to cool it...And stop being so damn sexy." I said.

Olivia kissed me...

"Thank you....Thank you for always making me feel special.." she said...A tear running down her face...

"If you're going to cry ,it'll be pretty hard for me to get aroused again." I joked...I was too exhausted to do anything else..

"Oh My Goodness Donnie Ray!!!....Didn't you get enough? You've broken the bed.." said Olivia who was exhausted herself...

"Yeah, I was just trying to make you laugh..."I said..


"HEY KNOCK OFF THE TALKING...GO TO SLEEP OVER THERE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!SHuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut UP!" he yelled..
"You shut up!" said Olivia through the walls at our neighbor....I cracked up and shushed her!


Now he was being extra...We totally ignored him and laughed some more.

We both took a nice long shower together ,kissing and fondling each other into near hysteria..


The man next door was still not happy-


"TURN THAT WATER OFF!! GO TO SLEEP!   I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! GET IN THE BED! KNOCK IT OFF!!!" he yelled..


We totally ignored him as we dried each other off and got back in the bed...


and then drifted off for some nice well deserved sleep....

V-

Olivia and I checked out at noon...We had  hurriedly got dressed ....We paid our bill ,turned in our room key and got as far from that place as possible.. We didn't want them discovering that broken bed just yet....

We heard our neighbor next door fussing with the manager..as we were paying our bill and leaving...

"Whoever was in that room next door to me was goin at it like two cats in heat....All night long.. You should have heard it....It was unbelievable...Non-stop....The bed was squeaking...their headboard was slamming so hard against my wall the plaster was coming off...My lights were blinking on and off...and both of them just cooing and moaning...I tell you they sounded like two cats in heat...TWO CATS IN HEAT!! I called in two people from adjoining rooms to listen to it...They just laughed.. Non stop...just incredible.." he complained..

The manager smiled sheepishly....

"Well whoever they were sir...They're gone now...They looked like newlyweds...That's what newlyweds do....Why aren't you with a lady friend? " he asked and winked at Olivia and I as we hurriedly slipped out the side door.



"I'll never stay at this hotel again in my life..The walls are too damn thin... They finally simmered down around six o'clock and I was able to get some sleep...Just a little...All night long they were carrying on...Like two cats in heat I tell you..." he grumbled...without answering the question.



Olivia and I laughed and quietly exited...We ran down the back streets laughing hysterically.....

"I gave Bev and Nelson the keys to the rental car....We are going to have to take a cab back!  I guess we are going to have to pay for that bed too..." I said.

"I doubt that." said Olivia as we walked a few blocks to catch a cab....

"How you figure? We split the headboard and all four of the legs broke off."I said.

"Donnie Ray...We paid for the room in cash...And I signed us in as Mr. and Mrs. Barnes.."laughed Olivia..

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu girl, you got a little bit of larceny in you..."I laughed...

"I'm a lawyer and I'm married to an ex cop...I know all about evidence..." said Olivia , who playfully punched my shoulder..

We both laughed and headed into town to have some breakfast.....at a joint I had bragged to them about called Slippery's.

We saw Beverly and Nelson and Kayla  and Ray enjoying breakfast in there too.....

 "Hey Lovebirds...We thought we might see you here.." said Beverly...

 ''We had a great time last night...We've been to your sister's house and we are back...We were hoping we'd run into you two before you had to catch a cab." said Nelson...

"I'm sure glad you did...I see you girls did some shopping.You've bought so much you won't have room for the gifts we bought....I hope you all will be at Donnie Ray's sister's house on Christmas Eve...We'll be opening all of the presents.." said Olivia..

"Can't come to the Big easy and not shop. Of course we'll be there." said Kayla..

"Aint that the truth." laughed Ray...Who had bought a lot himself...

"Where is Josie and Paris...??" I asked.

"They're coming...They were still in their room." said Kayla..blushing...

"Oh My.." said Olivia with a wry smile.. It was their first time here...Bev, Nelson, Kayla and Ray had all been here before.

"We haven't ordered yet....Cop a squat...Let's have breakfast.  Hey guys...Christmas Eve, we'll exchange gifts at Donnie Ray's sister's house...We'll make pallets so you guys can stay over and we'll have a big breakfast Christmas Morning and Dinner that afternoon ." said Beverly...

Josie and Paris walked in just then and joined us....

"Hey guys." they said, laughing sheepishly...

and I introduced my Philadelphia family to Brunch- New Orleans style...

Christmas was in two days!...This was going to go down as one of the more memorable ones...


MERRY CHRISTMAS!