Wednesday, November 5, 2025

Nice Try


 COURTROOM C- NIGHT COURT- THURSDAY NIGHT- 8:00 PM
The Judge looked at her...
Olivia Bennett-Alexander, So pretty, So petite, a brilliant lawyer ,he thought.
He thought of Yvette Jones-Lockwood, another pretty lawyer,,another brilliant legal mind.

They both had brought several of their high profile clients through his courtroom...Clients that might have gotten high bail or been rejected period and he had let them all go on their own recognizance...
Not one of their clients had ever jumped bail and all of them had been acquitted...

He liked them because they were safe attorneys...Other attorneys made him proceed with caution.


It was NIGHT COURT and it was Thursday night...We were the first ones up..


Lt. Tragg was not here tonight... Night court was too low profile for him...No witnesses...No media..and a bunch of  Judges  and ADA's who were mostly older Judges and ADA's about to retire...It was lightweight. It was in session from 7:00 pm- 10:00 pm Tuesdays and Thursdays...We were quite fortunate to get a date.

He had no idea Jeffrey James  was being arraigned tonight...He expected him to be arraigned tomorrow or the day after in open court.



He was with his colleague Kelly Ann Mercer..


at her loft, already in bed, making sweet love-

"OH ARTHUR..!!!ARTHUR...OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...I'M ABOUT TO CUM!" she moaned.

"AWWWWWWWW SWEET BABYY!! UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" he moaned..

"ARTHUR...OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...I love you so much.."she cooed.

"AWWWWWWWWWW BABYYYY...I LOVE YOUUUUU!! OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"he moaned.


This however was NIGHT COURT!



The ADA that did show up was not going to be the ADA that tried the case...He had only the basic out line of the case at hand... He basically wanted to go home...So he didn't really put up much of a fight.
Well not much!

 

What The Judge loved about Olivia is that she nor her staff of attorneys treated the court lightly...They gave the same spirited arguments here that they would have given in regular court and came with "receipts" as people said.   Olivia gave an articulate argument that her client felt he had been flim flammed by the victim, who had a reputation for such and was supposed to meet with him to discuss re-imbursement of finances, when he found him shot to death. Like a good citizen, he called the police.
She argued that her client had no prior police record, posssesed a law degree from the University of Pennsylvania as did she and her niece was no threat to the community and had ties to the community.  He was presently a teacher at Temple University.
 

The entire time she spoke, I sat next to her, rubbing her legs...rubbing her back and devilishly slipping my hands partially up her skirt..


She removed them and looked at me and smiled.
Beverly piggy backed her argument  and along with her husband,
Nelson and associates,

Josie Boyd



and Bresha Billips, introduced 10 charactor witnesses who vouched for Jeffrey's good charactor...



Jeffrey sat casually and looked on as we his attorneys made their argument..



The Judge released him on $2000.00 bail.... It wasn't quite as lenient as we would have liked...


But we had a bail bondsmen in place in the event that this happened..

"I finnaly had something to do." he laughed. 

"Glad you did!"laughed Olivia.
 

''We Take nothing for chance."I laughed.

"Thank you guys for getting me off the hook.."said Jeffrey James.


"It's our job."said Beverly.
''We can drop you off at your apartment."said Nelson.
"Uh Yeah...My lease is almost up...and uhhhhhh ruhhhh!" said Jeffrey..

"Then you're staying with us...Pack your things and follow us in your car...We have a sub-basement apartment you can stay in...Temporarily, until the trial is over...and you find yourself a place to stay."said Olivia.


"Thank you Olivia...I was thinking of asking my sister if I could crash with her.. but this is better."said 
Jeffrey.

"It's 9:00 Am.. The Night is still young." said Josie.


"Yup...Time enough to head to Curleys." said Bresha.

II-
CURLEYS BAR- COUPLES NIGHT 10:30 PM-THURSDAY NIGHT


Samantha was ecstatic!  She hugged her younger brother...

"You're free."she said with tears in her eyes.
"THANKS TO YOU AND THESE WONDERFUL ATTORNEYS....I went back to my place, packed an overnight bag and I'll be staying with Olivia and beverly for the duration of the trial..."said Jeffrey..

"Thank you so much Olivia, Bev, all of you.."said Samantha.. "I owe you." she said. 

"No you don't....We are just doing our jobs."said Olivia.
 
"We can all relax for the time being and enjoy some cold ones." I said, hoisting up a drink.


"I'll drink to that...The way I feel, I'll drink to anything."said Beverly.
Nelson laughed....
"Happiness is having a husband that laughs at all of your jokes." said Beverly., who was sitting on Nelson's lap.

Josie laughed out loud as as she sipped her drink.
"I'm glad you guys got an early court date."said Paris.

"Yes, we got in and got out.."said Bresha,.
" Lt. Tragg isn't here so far...I hope he doesn't come in."said Tony.

"You know he'll lose it ,if he sees Jeffrey James in here." said Alfreda.

''We shoudn't care... He can't bend and shape the way people do their jobs." said Rockland.

"Hiiiiii Everybody."said Serendipity Harper, who we hadn't seen in awhile.

She was with her boyfriend and colleague,Kevin Collins..

"Heyy Guys." he said.

"Heyyy Dip! Kevin." said Beverly...


"Heyy Serendipity, Kevin." said Josie.



"Hey Serendipity, Kevin." said Bresha.

 

 "Oh Hi Serendipity, Kevin..."said Yvette.

"Hey Guys..."said Gary...


"Heyyyy Glad you could come out."said Keith Jones.
"Hi Serendipity, Oh I love your name." said Bee Bee.

"I always hated my name."laughed Serendipity.

"I think your name is pretty." said Sofia.
"Yeah." said Kahlil.             

"Glad you two came out."said Jade.

She was sitting on Danny's lap...







"Nice night huh hubby?" said Virginia.


"Most definitely." said Jetty.


There was Baskets of Shrimps and Cole Slaw for everybody Tonight...




Cold and Delicious Martinis..


Hot Honey Barbecued Wings..

And Cold Beers...

In addition to the rest of our friends... All of us huddled up in the center of the bar with our significant others...

 

Jazzy was sitting on Dabnis's lap eating Honey Barbecued Wings..

"Heyyy Dip, Kevin." she said.

"My Girls...Hey Dabnis."said Serendipity.


 

While Dabnis sipped his cold brew...


"Hey Guys." said Dabnis.

Kayla was sitting on  Ray's lap..
while he sipped a cold brew...

Jessica was siting on Chip's lap eating fried shrimp,
while Chip sipped his cold brew.....


"I'm glad Curleys has couples night, so that we all can get together..."said Karen..


"Most of you guys are together anyway, on the train, and in your building's cafeteria.."said her husband, B.L.

"Yeah, but that's work...This is play, relaxation." explained Natalie, who was sitting on her husband's lap and could feel his hard erection in his trousers through her skirt..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" she moaned.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHH!" moaned  David..

"HORNY DOG!!
" she laughed, looking at him and laughing...


Brooke was sitting on her husband, David 's lap munching on Barbecuede Chicken Wings
While Sean sipped a cold brew....


Zoey was downing a third Martini

Under the watch of her husband, Lem, who was smiling wryly...

Renee was sitting on her husband's lap, sipping a martini.. She also  could feel his hard erection in his trousers through her skirt..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!  UMMMMMMMMMMMM!" she moaned and smiled.


He wrapped his arms around her waste and squeezed her tighter.

Lee and Matthew were kissing passionately...



"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" she moaned..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he moaned...
"I can't wait until we get home.." he whispered..

"Me neither.." she giggled.

They continued to kiss passionately.

Nina sat on her husband's lap,leaning her head on his shoulders...
He smiled serenely..

Deputy District Attorney Lester Burke
and Natika Sommers arrived shortly afterwords..





Natika Sommers and her boyfriend, Deputy District Attorney Lester Burke were here tonight.. They weren't sitting with us, but they did wave and speak to us when they came in...



Bruce Greene walked in at around midnight...

He saw all of the couples.. He honed in on Samantha sitting with Jeffrey.....He walked over to us..

''Samantha...nice try...The male who was in your loft last night was not your lover...In fact, I saw him with his male lover in the coffee shop a few blocks from your loft....Nice try with the Fake Out...Now I suppose you're going to tell me this guy is your brother huh?" said Bruce Greene snarkily....

"Actually, he is...This is my younger brother, Jeffrey James.." said Samantha.

"Oh Really?" asked a skeptical Bruce Greene.



"This is my older sister."
said Jeffrey..."Look closely, can't you see the resemblance?" laughed Jeffrey.

"Wait a minute!!!...I know you...Jeffrey James ....arrested yesterday for Murder one...What are you doing out of jail?" asked Bruce Greene.
"I have good lawyers " he said and pointed to us. 


 











Bruce looked at us... "Figures...and Samantha is your sister?" he asked.

"My Birth name is Samantha James...but I'm sure you know that...Yes, he is my younger brother.."said Samantha.

'' And you being an ADA can't be involved in his defense...Which explains Olivia and company...Okay! Well now that we've got that out of the way...What was with the stunt last night?" asked Bruce.

"It was the only way I was going to sleep peacefully by myself.. Which I plan to do from now on.. I noticed when I came in the office today, every single vase of flowers you sent me was gone..Pretty Petty! That's okay..I don't care." said Samantha.


"I can get you more flowers!!!...It's just that I was angry until I saw that guy and his lover out...I realized you'd tricked me." said Bruce.


"I date grown men....Not High School Boys who brag about their conquests...You went and told my girlfriends that you slept with me..And I know you did...because they didn't know I was sleeping with anybody...I DON'T LIKE THAT!!  I CAN'T TRUST YOU....YOU ARE VERY IMMATURE!  YOU ARE NOT FOR ME BRUCE!  GROW UP!" said Samantha.

"NOW WAIT A MINUTE!!! I CAN EXPLAIN..."said Bruce.

"There is nothing to explain..Whatever we might have had is now off the table. Lose my number and don't come by my loft again."said Samantha.


Jeffrey looked at us...

"Lovers Quarrel?" he asked. 

"That's what it looks like."said Olivia.
 
"Looks to me like your sister is ending things." I said.

"He looks a bit young for her....I mean she's a pretty woman if I don't say so myself..She shoulda held out for someone else."said Jeffrey.
''She's a beautiful woman..He's our age...Maybe a little older, but a hell of lot more immature."said Beverly.
"He was at St. John's University when I was there.. We graduated together...but I don't think he remembers me."said Nelson.

"I believe he went from there to Harvard....He always brags that he's a Harvard man."said Josie.
"Harvard apparently didn't teach him any maturity." said Paris.

"That's not taught at any University."said Bresha.
"Amen to that.."said Tony..

"It's almost two O'clock...Let's get out of here."said Alfreda as we all began to pile out..


"I hope she makes it home alright." said Rockland.

Bruce Greene was at his table by himself ,spinning around like a top.. 

 "Oh My God..He must have gotten some bad news.." said Yvette.


"I just saw Samantha talking to him." said Gary...

"And it didn't look like she was in a good mood."said Keith Jones.
"I know she's angry that he told everybody that he slept with her." said Bee Bee.
"I'd be angry too!" said Sofia.
"At least she's come to her senses." said Kahlil.

"Yeah."said Jade,laughing.

"How long is he going to spin around in a circle like that.?" asked Danny.







"Until he gets dizzy, then he'll fall down on the floor and kick his legs up in the air."said Virginia.


"There he goes.." said Jetty.

Bruce was now on the floor, kicking his legs up in the air...

"Is he having a seizure?" asked Curley, the owner of the bar and head bartender. 

"No he heard some news he didn't like."laughed Jazzy.
 
"What a baby!" said Dabnis.


"Oh My Goddd!"said Kayla.
" I can't believe this guy." said Ray.

"He acts like this in court when a trial doesn't go his way."said Jessica.
"He's a Big Baby!"said Chip.

"Bye Yall, we're getting out of here." said Serendipity..
"Yeah, it was nice seeing you guys again."said Kevin as they exited.


"Bruce Greene  disgusts me."said Karen...


"I think he's funny." said B.L.
"I'm surprised the suit jacket didn't go up in the air." said Natalie.
"His dry cleaning bill must be horrendous." said David.
Brooke was laughing so hard, Sean had to hold her.
Sean was laughing....


Zoey was just shaking her head.

"He needs to turn in his man cards." said Lem.

"WHAT MAN CARDS?" laughed Renee.
Her husband, Tyrell laughed...

"Come on, let's get out of here.."said Lee.

"Yeah, come on."said Matthew.
"Lead the way.." said Nina...

"I'm behind you.." said Carlos.

"Goodbye yall... Have a good Night."said Natika.


"Yeah....oh my God, Bruce is so embarrassing.He needs therapy...I'm serious." said Lester Burke.

 

Samantha followed us out and got into her car and pulled off...





We all piled into our two buses and pulled off..

Bruce Greene stood in the parking lot, watching all of us leave...Our Two Buses, and the three cars all pulled off.. He jumped up and down like a petulant four year old.

It was an interesting night.




III-


We were all home and in bed. At least Olivia and I were..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DONNIE RAYYYY!" she moaned as she rode me cowgirl style..

"I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" she cooed..
"AWWWWWWWWWWWW  LAWWWWWD! OLIVIA, I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU!!" I cried out....


"I know that, you have been since you first laid eyes on me in New Orleans that night.." she giggled.

"I love a self confident woman..." I said..


"And I love a horny mannnnn...you've been feeling my legs all day...and trying to run your hands up my skirt..." she laughed...


"OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDD!" she moaned as she eased herself down on me and continued to ride me like a surfer rides the waves..


"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BABY GIRRRRRL...I LOVE YOU!" I moaned..

"I love youuuuu." she cooed as we sat on the side of the bed and kissed each other softly and slowly...


Olivia's mood  tonight a boded well for me in the bedroom...

Shortly after we arrived at home after a night a CURLEY's



Olivia's panties and bra slipped off the minute she entered  our bedroom., so did my trousers ,boxers and shirt...




"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.." I moaned.



as we headed straight for the bedroom...



"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Donnie Ray, Give it to me Daddy....Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." she moaned.

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yes baby!" I moaned as she moved up and down on my rock hard penis...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu don't stop...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.." she moaned....

 "Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Ohhhhhhhhh baby....Ouuuuu,easy Donnie Ray...ouuuuu" she moaned...

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnn gurlllllll.ohhhhhhhh, you feel so good." I moaned... as I thrusted faster and faster inside of her....She was so round, so soft, so warm..


"So do youuuu..ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" she cooed



 "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...ouuuuuu, you're as hard as an iron pipe..ouuuuuuu.." she cooed as she moved up and down...up and down...


I spread her legs open and entered her again......

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU'RE SO HARD!!
SOOOOOOO BIG!!! UMMMMMM!" she moaned..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIRRRRRL!IT'S ALL FOR YOU...NOBODY ELSE " I cried out loud...

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YESSSSS BABY!" she cooed.


She wrapped her legs around me so she could take all of me in and I continued....as she moaned and groaned...We slowed it down some and got into a slow rhythm...

"Ouuuuu,ummmmm, I love you so much Donnie Ray." she moaned.. as I humped her over the bed...

"I love you too Olivia...LAWDDDDDDD knows I do....OHHHHHHH GIRRRRRRL!"I moaned..nearly out of breath as we continued to make sweet love...

Her body began to tremble....Sweat poured down the side of her face and tears flowed like a river from her eyes.. She was having an intense orgasm....





  EIGHT TO NINE HOURS of sweet and intense lovemaking went by....


She laughed and then tossed her head back...moaning softly...Her body quivering softly....Her breathing getting heavy...

"Ohhhhh...Ohhh my god Donnie Ray...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.."she moaned...

"Ouuuuuuu...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Olivia....Ohhh my goddd.."I moaned as she moved up and down on
 me...

Her body began to tremble again....Sweat poured down the side of her face and tears flowed like a river from her eyes.. She was having another intense orgasm....





TWO MORE HOURS of sweet lovemaking followed...We were both enjoying ourselves immensely.....
 

Olivia riding me softly and slowly and me nearly losing my mind...



.

 Olivia was sweating profusely and laughing one minute and crying the next....She began to climax slowly,intensely...her body shaking and she smiling the sweetest smile I had ever seen....





"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....Donnie Ray baby, we have  to get some sleep, tonight! .Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu Yessssssssssssss..." she said as she moved up and down and kissed me softly..


"I know baby.Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my godd!"I said..


"So we need to get to sleep soon...but I'm loving these orgasms you're giving meeee...ouuuuuuuuu" she said..


ANOTHER HOUR slipped by and I began to cum like a river...


"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."I moaned, shaking.....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu,That's my guy..ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...That's my guyyyyyyy" she moaned as she herself began to climax again...She held me tightly and continued to kiss me as she came and came hard...

 She kissed me softly as I continued to cum like a river....

"I am so grateful for you Donnie Ray..." she said, as tears ran down her face....


''I'm grateful for you too, Olivia." I said as she lie on top of me and softly drifted off to sleep....Her legs still shaking..


And a floor below us in another room....
Beverly and Nelson were standing in the middle of the floor kissing passionately.......

Beverly's Bra and panties were already off and hanging on the wicker chair in the hallway....


"Ouuuuuuuuuuuu Nelson......ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu baby, I need you inside of me....." she moaned...

"Girl, I can't wait...I need to be inside of you...ohhhhhhhh..awwwwwww" he said as he led her to the bed....They didn't bother to uncover the sheets....

Nelson was gentle with Beverly.....He softly kissed her navel and her breasts and her eyelids and her earlobes and eventually worked his way to her sweet lips...Her body was trembling something fierce...

By the time he did enter her warm and moist center, she was near the point of climax......


Nelson entered her softly and gently and began to stroke her softly and slowly....She moaned and put her arms around his neck and drew him closer to her..She wrapped her legs around his waste and they began to move in a slow, yet deliberate rhythm for quite some time...She held him tight as if she never wanted to let go...She was so soft...so moist and smelled so good...Nelson was losing his mind slowly....while continuing to stroke her masterfully....Beverly's body began to tremble something crazy...
, her head turned from side to side...tears streamed down her face.....
'UMMMMMMMM...OUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU LOOK SO HAPPY....YOU'RE ENJOYING ME A LOT AREN'T YOU?" she asked...

He hugged her... 

"I AM SOOO ENJOYING YOUUUU!" he moaned softly...

She laughed...

"UMMMMMMMMMMMM, I AM ENJOYING YOU TOOO!! OUUUUUUU!" she cooed. Once again...her body began to tremble something crazy... , her head turned from side to side...tears streamed down her face.....she was having another orgasm....

  Nelson and Beverly made sweet and slow passionate and intense love for EIGHT TO NINE HOURS straight.... She felt as though she was climaxing several times....then in a huge wave....Nelson climaxed furiously and hard....not yelling , but shaking mightily.....then taking a deep breath and collapsing on top of Beverly....drenched in sweat....


She looked up at him and gave him a juicy and wet kiss....

He surprisingly felt himself getting hard again...and began to move slowly inside and out of her....



"Ohhhhhhhh My goodness...NELSONNNNNNN!  Again?? OHHH MY Godddd!" she yelled out...




"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" He moaned....

Beverly straddled him and began to ride him again....Her body trembling...her head turning from side to side..tears streaming down the side of her face....


''Baby, sweetie..We gotta get some sleep..We won't be any good tomorrow." she said ..Then she just laughed..Nelson was too into this to even listen to what she was saying..



 

  They made sweet love for at least another TWO HOURS AND A HALF!...Beverly could see how much Nelson was thoroughly enjoying this experience....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I'm cumming...I'm cumming..Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" she said and began to shake and gyrate and turn her head from side to side....Crying like a little girl and sweating profusely....She couldn't believe how good she was feeling at the moment..

Nelson was one of maybe two other lovers she had had , who could make her cum like this...

He began cumming like a gusher....and shaking....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he moaned...


"Oh yes Nelson..Yes....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...niceeee...ummmmm."
she moaned, kissing him as he continued to cum like a gusher...

''We gotta get some sleep baby... she whispered...





Nelson agreed , he was breathing heavily....His breathing soon got softer and he drifted off to sleep.

Beverly shook her head...That was okay...He had earned it...He put in some work tonight! she reasoned...

She put his arms around her and rested her head in the crook of his arms...He hugged her tightly...She smiled..

In our sub-basement apartment...


Jeffrey James  bedded down where his sister had slept a few nights before..

He thought about Beverly, years ago....When they met...How sweet she was...How innocent ...

How soft her lips were... They had snuck off to an empy building and began kissing.
How passionate their kissing began.....


and how she wouldn't let him pull her panties down...He begged and pleaded but she wasn't up for that that weekend...  

He didn't see Beverly again until years later in law school, when he made a move for another sexy young lady named  Kayla Bennett.

who it turned out was not only room-mates with Beverly, but BEVERLY'S COUSIN...just a day older than her...

He was stunned. He never darkened their door again.

He saw them both tonight...both married and home owners now...both successful Attorneys..



And here he was...He had graduated law school a year before both of them  with honors and had failed the bar three times, Three years straight.  He was a teacher at Temple University now, but he wanted to be an attorney...He felt like such a failure. he avoided his former classmates who were all now successful attorneys.

 He wasn't married.. His fiance had left him after their fiasco of a wedding in Jamaica.  He was about to lose his apartment.. and he was on trial for murder.. He felt like such a failure tonight.

IV-



The Next Day.... Beverly , Josie and Bresha were in the Law Library  studying Predicates ,Laws that had something to do with the case and past cases that mirrored this case.




















Olivia was helping Jeffrey study for the bar.....when she wasn't busy drawing up trial strategy and conferring with her three female associates.

Jeffrey was very grateful for Olivia's interest in him..and he studied Beverly, Josie and Bresha...Not just their looks, but how they went about practicing law, preparing for a trial, his..

Olivia  also took his phone and disabled the GPS so that he couldn't be tracked.

She gave him a burner phone...


and a Portal...so that he didn't have to be up here with us everyday. He could study in the basement and be kept up to date about his case...


Nelson was in the next room...Checking out future jurors , studying their races, age, politics and employment . 


It was business as usual.


I was at the crime scene.



I looked at the blood splatter  and blood on the floor, I studied where the body had fallen..



I went to police headquarters and looked at the gun.... It was as I suspected, a street gun, not registered to anybody that probably had been passed around...

This looked more and more like a professional hit to me every minute.


(TO BE CONTINUED)


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! THIS WAS HOT! THROWING MY PANTIES AND BRA TO THE RAFTERS!

Swaggie said...

Throwing my boxers and wrist watch up in the air! LOL!

James Perkins said...

OMG! THESE IGNORANT COMMENTS!

Sunflower said...

It was a good story...Olivia and crew getting Jeffrey out of jail and Samantha breaking things off with Bruce and Bruce being his usual self.

Toni said...

Another good outing Keith!

Angie B. said...

Must've been good...You've got two people throwing their underwear up to the rafters!

Jill said...

LMAO @ these comments!