Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Life (& Sex) in Little Norway



I stood at Penns Landing drinking a tumbler of coffee.....For once I was alone....Sissy, Carlotta and Detective Pile were all working on the case...The murder of a toilet and plumbing supplies salesman who it had now been revealed was a pimp....
 
 
 


This seemingly unassuming man alledgedly was running a prostitution ring of young ladies imported to Philly from Russia and Eastern Europe...

A few days had passed and I was waiting for a report from Detective James "Jimmy" Barlow...a very good investigator who didn't get enough credit... Jimmy was a young guy who had walked a beat in Fishtown and Port Richmond before making detective..Then, he and Detective Carlotta Rodriguez had rode around in a squad car before being detailed to C.I.D.
 

 He worked Auto Theft, Then Robbery, then Narcotics and then finally Special Victims unit with Detective Carlotta Rodriguez...Now he was splitting his time with Homicide and Major Crimes....


He had just been added to our unit. Detective Edwin 'Duke" Baylor was on loan to Special Investigations, so we needed an extra detective..Jimmy had come highly recomended to us. Duke would be back eventually, but until he returned...Jimmy would fit in just nicely...My plan was to keep Jimmy even when Duke did return to the unit!


He was a hip hop loving white boy who could throw Black slang around with the best home boy and who had amassed a number of street informants and a large clearence list of cases...When Sissy said that she needed some good detectives..I gave her ,Carlotta Rodriguez, Tyriq Pile and Jimmy Barlow...

He walked up to me as I watched the water...He was gregarious and wired as usual....Today,I was not...Carlotta and I had hung one on at Josie's the night before and had then been up all night, making love...If not for this case...I would have taken the day off..

"Hey Mr. Porterhouse." he said, laughing...

"What did you call me?" I asked.

"That's your middle name isn't it?" he laughed...

"ADA Wallace is how I prefer to be addressed Detective." I said.


We both looked at each other and burst out laughing....

"Well listen...I got the skinny on our dead guy's operation and it's sweet...you'll love it.." he said.


''So tell me." I said.

II-


" Detectives Pile and Rodriguez did some digging and discovered that the bar,"Little Norway" was actually owned by our dead guy..Arkady Notchios...He bought it about ten years ago...His younger brother, Nikolai or "Nick" as they call him on the street manages it....Anyway...I took some plains clothesmen and some of my snitches into the joint and learned the set up...


See, the client comes in and talks to the barmaid , who points him to a backroom...My guess is that this is where money is exchanged and a girl is picked....They have a book of photographs and you pick from the book...The money is paid upfront and the client goes to the bar,orders a drink and waits until he is told to go outside... He goes outside and he's picked up in a car....The car takes him down the street to a hotel...The hotel is where all the babes are...and the client goes in and is serviced by the girl of his choice." said Detective Barlow.

"You observed this?" I asked.

"Hey we got photos of the entire deal."  he added... "So get this....This hotel is also owned by Arkady Notchios...." he added.



"I'm betting that he never goes near the place, right?" I asked.

"Well, it's uh too late to ever know...His brother Nick stops by there with a big black guy...His name is Bruno somethin or other...The madamn gives him a big envelope and he pulls off... From what I heard on the street...Nick met with his brother...usually at his brother's downtown condo...and gave him his cut..."said Detective Barlow...

"But his brother was at Little Norway a few nights ago?" I asked.

"He came there sometimes, but not often..." said Barlow...

"I wonder if the brother had him hit?" I asked.

"Carlotta and Tyriq are hunting for him now as I speak.." said Barlow...

"'Hmmm, I think I'll pay Sissy a visit..." I said.

"What do you want me to do?" he asked.

"That was great work...Stay on the Bar and the hotel....I'm going to go and see if Sissy and the gang have found the brother." I said.-"Oh and Jimmy?" I said in parting.

"Yeah?"he replied..

"Next time you meet with me, you bring me coffee...Especially this early in the damn morning...Coffee, two creams, four sugars..."I said.

He smiled..."I'll try and remember that ADA Wallace." he said with a smirk...I laughed myself!

III-



I arrived at Homicide , about an hour later...Sissy Van Buren, stunningly beautiful as always was standing ,looking at the two way mirror that was what we called the"
 tank.."-The police interrogation room..
She smiled when she saw me.... I smiled when I saw her...If it wasn't for the fact that she had been married to my good friend and law school partner Robert Foxworth at one time..I could have easily have seen myself putting my bid in for her...but, I was involved with her equally beautiful detective...Carlotta Rodriguez ,who was in the interrogation room with the suspect...Nikolai  "Nick"Notchios.



God, she looked so good...Even when she was being a hard nosed detective...

Nick Notchios was a handsome man...He bore little resemblance to his older brother...He had been picked up early in the morning....He was unflappable...cool as a cucumber...


"So Nick...Do you know why you're here?" asked Carlotta.

"You want to know about my brother." he replied....

"That's right....He was poisoned you know." she said.

He feigned surprise....

"Noooooooooooooo..?" he said...then began laughing maniacally...He wasn't exactly greiving.

"You wouldn't know who or why  now would you ?" she asked.

He shrugged...

"As you Americans say...beats me." he said.

"Can I speak plainly Nick?" she asked.

He smiled wryly and then said-

"You know, you're a very beautiful woman......After this unpleasentness is over, could I take you to dinner?"

"I'm flattered Nick, but I don't think so...Look.." she said.

"Why not?" he asked.

"I have a boyfriend." she said.


"So? He is not a husband.He would not have to know...I certainly would not tell, heh heh...heh." he said.

I was getting angry...Sissy looked at me and laughed a little..

''You are sooo sprung Keith." she said and laughed again..

''I am not!" I protested.

"Look at you, you can't stand to see another man flirt with Carlotta, even a scumbag like him, who she wouldn't even consider....." laughed Sissy.

I waved her off and continued to listen to the interrogation-

"Look Nick...We know that you and your brother run women...and that the bar and his plumbing and toilet business are just fronts....and we don't care about that..We are just trying to solve a murder.....Did you guys have enemies?" Carlotta asked.

"Enemies? I prefer to say we have competition....but no one who would resort to violence...Like Micheal Jackson, the King of Pop say- We are lovers ,not fighters.." he laughed.

Carlotta laughed...

"You look so sweet when you smile." he said.

Carlotta blushed.

"So you don't know of anyone who would want to kill your brother?" she asked.

"No...and unless you plan to charge me with something....I am going to get up and leave here...I have business to attend to...legitimate business of course..." he said.

"Of course. You're free to go...but don't plan on taking any long trips out of town." she said.

"Of course not....Not until you agree to go out to dinner with me...heh,heh ,heh." he laughed...

"Goodbye Nick." laughed Carlotta...

He got up and walked out....I glared at him as he walked past me...Sissy laughed and pulled Carlotta to her...

"What are you doing to him Chica?? You got him sprung!!!" she asked..

"He'll be alright. I can handle him." she said.

"I'm talking about ADA Wallace." laughed Sissy...Carlotta put her hand over her mouth!

"Ohhh him? What can I say...he loves me." laughed Carlotta... Both women laughed that conspiratorial laugh that women laugh...and walked down the hall..


Me ? ,I blushed...Was I that obvious?? I guess I was...

IV-



Later on, I sat outside the Little Norway bar alone...I followed a couple of men to the hotel, which was just blocks away... It was a warm night and the windows of some of the rooms were open...


From the streets I could hear bed springs squeaking loudly, headboards slamming against the wall..and wails of alcohol feuled lust and ecstacy

''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh..."

"Sock it to me baby...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooooddddddd it's soooo goood...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Morrre...Morreee....morrre...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I love you soooooooooooooo much...ouuuuuuuuuuuu.."

They were doing a brisk business tonight....The parking lot was full....


Detective Barlow tapped on my window...

"Slumming tonight ADA Wallace?" he said with a laugh...

"Nahh...just checking out the action..."I laughed.

"Yeah, that joint is jumpin tonight..." he laughed...

"Hopefully we get enough evidence to put that pimp, Nick in the slam for a long time." I said.

"Him? I don't like him for this murder...I think it's someone else...Unconnected. I think he knows more than what he's tellin...You know how these gangsters are..They gonna work it out themselves." said Detective Barlow.

"Yeah.... maybe, but he is a smarmy charactor." I added.

"No doubt..but that sounds kind of personal ADA.." said Detective Barlow...

"You're a good Detective Jimmy." I said.


He smiled and passed me a tumbler of coffee...

"Two creams, four sugars right?" he said with a smirk...

"Yeah...." I laughed....





(To Be Continued...)

Monday, December 17, 2012

Death In Little Norway



"Little Norway" was a bar in the section of Philadelphia peopled by Russians and Eastern Europeans...Not a part of the city that I traveled in as a youth or even now...
But I found myself standing in the bar with Lt. Sissy Van Buren, Detective Carlotta Rodriguez and Detective  Tyriq Pile.....

Me? I'm Assistant District Attorney, Keith Porterhouse Wallace, my jurisdiction, Homicide, Special Victims Unit and Major Crimes..

The reason I was here  was, This had a potential to be a major case , a very semi-important man, Arkady Notchios was lying facedown on the bar room floor....Dead as a doorknob....

Arkady was a leading manufacturer and salesmen of toilets and plumbing fixtures... His business had begun close to ten years before and had bloomed over the past decade.  He was a millionaire many times over... He sold toilets to a lot of the hotels and motels in the city and plumbing fixtures to the top craftsmen...

So what was he doing in a bust out joint like "Little Norway", I reasoned???



"What you got Chica?" asked Lt. Sissy Van Buren to Detective Carlotta Rodriguez ,who had turned the body over and was looking at him....

"He's been poisoned....Look at how his skin has changed color to an almost bluish hue.....I've seen this before....Another case I had a couple of years ago..." she said.

"You're absolutely right" said the Coroner, Doc Gibbons....

"This is poison...I won't bore you or confuse you by trying to pronounce it...but it was primarily used by Eastern Europeans...It's rare here, been banned for nearly two decades..." he continued...



"You'll know for sure after a full autoposy right?" I asked , smiling....Doc Gibbons looked at me like I was crazy....

"But of course Mr. Wallace." he said....Sissy and Carlotta smiled...




I had to laugh myself...But I wanted to be sure....

"Okay...Doc, you ready to release the body?" I asked.

''I should be asking either you or Sissy that, shouldn't I?" he quipped.

Again, I laughed...He was right..

"Release the body....You uniforms over there...Block the door, let the M.E. folks move the body." she said.

Just then Detective Tyriq Pile walked in...



"What'cha got?" asked Sissy...

"Plenty Lou....Apparently his younger brother owns this place...His name is Nikolai...They were supposed to meet here tonight...But the brother never arrived and we can't locate him......We interviewed a number of patrons... He met with another man who was here...They had a few drinks and the other man got up and left... Minutes after he left, our boy keeled over dead." he said.


"I sure hope this place has video cameras." I said...

"Keith...it's not that much of a bust out joint...It has flat screen TV's all over the place and cable " said Carlotta..

I smiled at the sound of her voice....

"Get the tape from tonight..." I said softly...

Sissy and Detective Pile and Doc Gibbons gave me a side eye....I ignored them...I guess they knew their work...

II-



They loaded his body into the M.E.'s van and it pulled off...Detective Pile shook his head...

"Damn man, that's a cryin shame... I bought two toilets for my place from him just last month....They were the electronic kind that flushed when you moved.." he explained..

We all looked at him...

"What?" he said.

"Too much information." said Sissy with a smile...Carlotta laughed too...I just smiled and shook my head.

Sissy got in her car and pulled off, So Did Detective Pile and most of the undercovers...
The crowd was disapating...Carlotta and I were still standing outside of the bar...

I pulled her to me and began kissing her passionately....She eased out of our embrace..

''What was that for?" she asked..

"I just needed that...Haven't seen you in a few days." I exclaimed..

"Keith ,we got to watch the PDA....We are in broad daylight." she said.

''Who knows us in this part of town?" I asked.

"You never know who is watching or talking....I don't want to wind up in the gossip column Mr. ADA." she said.

"Yeah girl, you're right." I said.

She frowned a bit...

"Don't be sad....I'm stoppin by your place tonight okay?" she said.

"Okay." I said...Then she grabbed me and kissed me long and hard..

"Hey what did you just say?" I exclaimed...

"Do you really listen to what I say?" She joked and then winked at me...

III-


The next day I sat in my office...I was leafing over some case files...Actually ,I was daydreaming about my night with  Detective Carlotta Rodriguez when Detective Pile came in my office...
She had definitely made her presence known the night before...but I really should have been concentrating on the murder case at large...Maybe she was right and I should cool it...She was becoming bad for my concentration...But I didn't care at this point.

He brought us both a tumbler of coffee....

''What's on your mind?" I asked.

"I did some background research on our boy from last night." he said between gulps of coffee..

''Yeah and?" I asked.

"It appears this guy did more than just sell toilets and plumbing fixtures." he said.

"Oh really..what else did he sell?" I asked.

"Women." said Detective Pile..

''Women?" I asked.

"Yeah...It appears our boy and his brother are reputed to be major traffickers in Eastern European and Russian prostitutes....The ring was run out of that bar...I got it from one of my friends in the FBI."said Detective Pile...

My little murder case had now become something larger than even I had first suspected!

(To Be Continued..)


Friday, December 14, 2012

Come On And Get The Love (2012)


/ I know that you work in the
building next door to me..
and I know that nobody drinks
that much coffee..
You stop by here and manage
to engage me in conversation...
I'm beginning to realize that
this isn't just my imagination../

/ I think I'm turning you on
as much as you're turning
me on..
I'm not seeing anyone
and if you're about being real close to someone
then what could possibly be wrong?/

/ Time is short
and life is too..
so what are we gonna do?
You're feelin me..
and I'm feeling the same way
that I know you do...
I've made my feelings known
so the next move is all on you.../

/Come On And Get the Love...
it's been waitin on ya..
Come On And Get the Love../


/Everytime you come in the coffee
shop..
lookin so good..
smellin so good..
you make my heart stop...
I don't know you that well...
but I find myself hugging you,
and kissing you goodbye on the cheek...
and walking around with that smell
of you, that's been lingering in my mind
for a week.
Right now, it's the only way to keep a part
of you close to me...
use your intuition...
can't you see?/


/Girl, I hope I'm turning you on
in the same way that you're
turning me on...
I'm really not seeing anyone
and if you presently would
like to be with someone
then what is wrong?/


/You're a girl
and I'm a guy....
Why don't we meet somewhere
after work..
and at least give this a try?/

/Come On And Get The Love
it's been waitin on ya..
Come On And get The Love...
you said that you been needin it..
Come On And Get The Love......./

/Open your eyes
girl can't you see
that you can get the love
you thought you had in all those other guys
right here in me.../

/Come On and Get the Love..../

(Originally published September 5,2008 without illustrations)

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Why You Mad?

It's been quite a while...
since I called you on the phone...
I've wondered if you've even noticed...
on the nights when you're alone...
I hear you're alone a lot...
heard your last two men left you for another...
I'm not gloating...
I'm just telling you what I heard.../

Be careful with your ego...
you know it could rival
any man's...
I stopped texting and e-mailing you...
I started making other plans...
After all girl, you're all that...
never called me ,unless you were in
need...
Why you mad?
I'm just looking out for me?
Don't be mad...
I've found a way to finally be free.../


Saw you the other day...
I must say I was surprised...
You no longer walk around
with that swagger and confidence in your eyes...
Perhaps life has beaten you down a bit...
The way it beat me down when I was with you...
I'm not laughing...
I've just being brutally honest.../

I wonder do you think of me
when you stand alone staring out the window?
Of how you were so unfair..
and how you treated me so cold...
Truth is, I rarely think of you girl,
unless I run into you on the street...
Why you mad?
I'm just looking out for me...
Don't be mad..
I've found a new way to be free../

Of course I could go on
about how well I'm doing now...
I met someone new...
a woman who treats me better than you...
but that would just be petty...
that would just be me
throwin salt on your wounds..
Why you mad?
you should be happy for me....
Don't be mad...
I've found a new way to be free../

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

We Don't Have to Pretend



I couldn't believe that Sissy was actually in my apartment..... I had taken her out on three dates now...Not including drinks at Josies... No..We had had a great meal at an Israeli restaraunt in Northern Liberties....Another great meal at a Pan Asian Bistro in
Olde City and a meal at Mabel Jenkins's Soul food joint and a great jazz concert at Josie's just a few nights ago...

We hadn't so much as kissed yet...Yet I was certain that Detectives Rodriguez, Pile, Barlow and even ADA Keith Wallace was certain that we'd done the nasty a dozen times or more...We hadn't..

For me...Eddie C.  , reformed playa, ex con and now solid citizen that was amazing...In my old life I had been known as "Quick Eddie"...If I didn't have a woman's panties off within 48 hours after meeting her....I didn't fool with her much more... Needless to say..I can count on one hand the number of women I gave up on....Make that half of one hand.

But I was older , different, mellower now....Nobody was watching me...I didn't have a thing to prove....To anyone...We had been taking our time.


Sissy looked good...no...Great....In the back of my mind I'm thinking...She's a cop...Not just any cop, The Lieutenant of Homicide....Who in my old life would have imagined me, actually inviting a cop into my apartment...no matter how fine she was????....Who???
But that was my old life...In my old life, I sold drugs..Best Dope and Coke in the neighborhood...Made a pile of money too...and then I got caught!!! Did a three year bid!

That was it for me.....I decided that I didn't like being locked up...At All!! The thought of going back scared the hell out of me...I sold my connects, went back to school, earned a bachelors degree in public administration....got a job and started attending church and working with the neighborhood outreach....And now .....I've come full circle...Got a cop over my apartment...A cop who knows who I used to be and doesn't seem to care...

II-


Sissy leafed through my photo albums....I smiled as I fixed us both a drink.....

"See anybody you know in there?" I laughed.

"No...but I see you were quite the ladies man." she mused.

I peered at some of the photos...I couldn't even remember half of these women...nameless and faceless now...

"Yeah...I hardly know that guy anymore." I said.

''Really?" she mused.

"And you didn't have guys after you?  I doubt that....I'm lookin at you and I'm guessin your suitors may have out numbered mine." I said.

Sissy busted out laughing....

"Is that a lame compliment?" she said..

''Yeah...but it's the truth...I know I would of been chasing after you." I said.

"I don't think you would have....I've been a cop for a longgg time." she said.

I put my glass down and walked over to her....

"If I had known you then....I would've gone straight." I said ...

"Oh?"she laughed..

"Yes..." I said, staring her straight in the eyes....She looked a bit nervous....This was the first time we'd been somewhere alone like this...I hadn't even been inside her apartment.

"I-I--Okay...I believe you Eddie." she said , smiling weakly...

I pulled her to me then and kissed her, long, slow and softly.....She had soft lips, like butter and I wanted to just engulf them.....

''Wow... you're not wasting any time are you?" she asked.

''Question is...Am I wasting my time?" I asked.

"I don't think so....We have been on three or four dates....I was beginning to wonder if you were gay." she joked.

"You don't really believe that do you?" I asked.

She felt my trousers gently ...Her eyes got as large as saucers...she looked at me and smiled...

"Not at all...whoooooo..." she exclaimed...Then she busted out laughing...and pulled me to her...

She knew how to kiss a man too...All of that passion that had been pent up and supressed for so long seemed to ooze out of her.....

We stood there in my living room kissing like that for a long time....

"Oh my God Eddie....Nothing gay about you.." she exclaimed again...

She opened the buttons of my shirt and pulled the shirt out of my pants...I kissed her neck...She shivered a bit....She unbottoned my trousers and I ran my hands up her dress..

''Ouuuuuuuu.."she moaned as she felt my hands palm her rear end...

"You okay?" I asked...

"Ohhh yes...yes...." she moaned...

She pulled my now erect penis out of my shorts and gently massaged it with her soft hands...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." I moaned...

"You like that?" she said..

''You know I do.."I said.

"I like this....what I'm feeling here." she said... I laughed...

"You do huh?" I said.

"Yes, I do." said Sissy...

I pulled her to me and kissed her passionately again...she returned my passion.....

I unzippered her dress and smiled at how easily it slipped off... She smiled...I continued kissing her....

III-


I don't remember us taking all of our  our clothes off or winding up in the bedroom, but the next thing I know...Sissy and I were in the middle of my bedroom floor....I kissed her from her navel up to her neck, occasionally licking and sucking her breasts....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Eddie, don't stop...donnnnnnnnn't stopppppp..." she moaned...

Sissy was no slouch either...Kissing my neck, my chest...stopping short of taking me in her mouth.....instead, she smiled politely and just continued to kiss me...I was close to exploding...

"I can't stop..." I exclaimed... It was the truth.....

"Take your time, we've got all night...I'm not going anywhere." she said gently....

"Is this where you uh....want to be?" I asked.

"I wasn't sure at first...but now I am." she said silently....

I ran my hands down her back,  I caressed her rear end and rubbed it...I spread her across my bed and entered her slowly...she was so soft, so warm, so wet...It made my stroking so easy, so smooth.....I couldn't believe that I was actually having sex with this fine woman....The fact that she was a cop no longer mattered...I had been looking for this moment since I first met Sissy...When I brought those two witnesses down to her station house and helped her detectives solve that murder case...

Finnally, Sissy kissed me from my neck down to my penis and hungrily took all of me into her mouth....Her soft lips had my eyes rolling in the back of my head....She was full of surprises...she stopped when she saw I was about to come....She gently rubbed my chest....

I spread her across the bed and returned the favor... She writhed excitedly and came furiously.....So fast,it scared me...


She rolled over on top of me and began kissing me....while I allowed her to ride me from the top.....she  moved slowly, surely, softly...I was so close to exploding, I didn't know what to do... Sissy sensed it and looked down at me and smiled and began kissing me slowly... she was still very moist and warm inside..


She moaned softly.....She wasn't as loud as I was acustomed to, but I didn't care....

"Oh my goddd Eddie, you're so hard...ouuuuuuuuuuuu.." she suddenly moaned...

She wasn't lying...and I felt like I was getting harder the longer we stroked... our bed softly moved from side to side ....Those damn springs...I had meant to replace them....They were so loud, I'm certain my neighbor knew what was going on in here...not that I cared at this moment as Sissy and I made sweet love...


I don't how long we we were making love like that...but I enjoyed every minute, every second, every hour....and from the moans and looks of ecstacy on Sissy's face, I could tell that she felt the same....

I came furiously, roughly......I felt Sissy trembling and shaking.......She wound up lying on top of me....breathing deeply at first and then slowly...

"You alright?" I asked.

She smiled sweetly....



"I am fineeee Eddie......That was what I needed...It's been awhile...but I know that I needed that." she said....

"I needed it too." I said.  "I'm glad we got this out of the way." I said as I slipped on my boxers..

"So am I...I wondered how long we were going to play games before we got to this point." she said.

I smiled...

"Really? I was feeling the same way." I said.

"I know..." she said.

"You knew?" I said.

"Eddie...I'm a detective...but what's more...I'm a woman...I know these things..." she said.

"I imagine you do." I chuckled...  "Sissy, nobody is watching us, nobody is judging us...It's just you and me...We no longer have to pretend." I said.



Sissy leaned over and gave me another kiss...This one was wet and juicier than the others...I returned her passion....She eased my boxers down and again,I stepped out of them....

"No we don't... and I don't want to pretend" she said.

She peered  at the bulge that was growing and giggled...

"What's wrong with you?" I asked.   She pointed at my erection....

"Looks like I may have to take care of that for you again." she said...

I peered down...I was surprised myself....Though I don't know why...Sissy was intoxicating...



We gradually got back in the bed and began making love again....unpretentious and uninhibited!!.....