When Big Nasty Calls

I hadn't seen my friend, Patricia "Big Nasty " Porter in little over a year....She had helped me out in a case and had vanished into the shadows just as mysteriously as she had appeared...She wasn't magic...Just a hard women to find...I think she preferred it that way...

Me? My name is Kevin Morris...Sometimes...I'm a Private Investigator...

"Big Nasty" was not that big and there was nothing nasty about her. She was actually quite attractive. She was no taller than about five foot six...She had a cute round face and she had a very nice shape and nice shapely legs to match.

Why then, you may ask was she called "Big Nasty"? It was apparent the minute she walked in the door...She had twins..Huge breasts that looked as if they were fighting a losing battle with damn near any bra that was trying to hold them in place.. I imagine her breasts were what guys saw first before they saw anything else.

She was a surprisingly pleasent woman when you met her...but you didn't want to cross her...She was very good with a shotgun too...Our friendship went back a little farther than mine and Lt.Sissy Van Buren....And Sissy and I had been friends for a long time...Big Nasty and I had been friends even longer.

Usually when I needed to see Big Nasty, I had to inquire her whereabouts from someone who contacted someone else....And even then it was a crap shoot that I would find her...  Today however ,She found me!!!

Harry Charles, my personal assistant and Sean Jackson my chief of staff both came to my office...They had over the years been introduced to my many female associates...Lt.Sissy Van Buren, Detective Carlotta Rodriguez, FBI Special Agent in Charge, Sharon Ferrell-Hopkins and DEA Special Agent in Charge, Carol Redding...Not to mention , Attorney Olivia Bennett-Alexander....

Which made me wonder...How come none of my male associates ever came to visit me at my office?

''Boss, there's a woman to see you in the lobby."said Harry Charles..

"Yeah and boy oh boy is she a woman!" exclaimed Sean Jackson...Photographer, Now Chief of Staff for Morris Communications, Running buddy and key operative in my other enterprise...Morris Investigations..

"Okay guys...I got it...A woman...What is her name?" I asked.

"Patricia....Patricia Porter!!!" they both said in unison...

Surprisingly enough....I didn't catch the name...I thought she was a client or an advertiser....

"Send her in and hold my calls" I said.

They both smiled sheepishly and went to get her... How many guys does it take to escort one woman to my office?  I smiled at the thought...She must be some woman ,I mused..

II-

The minute I saw her, a big smile appeared on my face...

"Big Nasty" I said...

"You're the only person who can still call me that" she said and hugged me...

"You smell good and you look good girl..." I said.

She was dressed to the nines in a Pin striped business jacket and skirt...with a slit in the side...Just enough to show off her big shapely legs...and matching pumps...She had on a nice blouse...but her huge breasts still looked as if they were fighting a losing battle with the pretty grey laced bra that was trying to hold them in place..that I could see through the sheer blouse.

She looked around...

''Wow! You have come up over the years...You used to work in that seedy little building a few blocks away..Now you own the joint...Got your own building and actually expanding this company."she said.

When she knew me...I was writing a column for Hype Magazine and writing a blog...Today..I owned Hype and three other magazines that were both published in hard copy and digitally...I had increased readership by appealing to a younger more racially diverse audience...Not just Blacks, but Latinos,Asians, Hip young white people...And I had purchased a Sattelite Television station and a Radio station with contracts with all of the local businesses in the area...

"Tell me Kev, How did you swing all this?" she asked.

"I put together an investment group...My wife and her business partner..."I said.

"Oh yeah...They sell houses...." she said.

''Chris andc Chess.." I said.

"They own everything but the streetlights around here." she laughed..

''And my buddy Clerow....He owns a business." I said.  "We all pooled our money and I bought this company from the Harris group and I took it over..." I said.

"Great power move....And you do your Private Investigator thing on the side." she said...

I had forgot that she had been in the basement of this building where I kept computerized files of all of my cases ,plus contacts with local and outside law enforcement sources and a cache of weapons also...It was where my investigative service was headquartered...

''I do indeed." I said.

She smiled and then she sat down...

"That's why I'm here Kevin...I need your help...And don't worry...I can pay you." she said.

''What are you doing now?" I asked.

"I've got a good job....In the music industry.....I'm being paid well....But that's not what I'm here about..."she said.

"I figured." I said.

"I got a friend.....A friend who has a relative...a female relative...His cousin who is in trouble." she said.

"Okay..."I said ,listening attentively now...

"Well ,I don't want to discuss the particulars here...but here is a photo of the woman...Her name is Elise..
Elise O'Neil..." she said.

I looked at the photo...She was a very shapely and attractive Black woman...With a wedding band on..She looked too young to be married...

"She is married to State Senator, Barry O'Neil...ever heard of him?" she asked.

''Yes...I have...we did an article on his campaign a few years back." I said.

"Well, apparently a photographer...Larry Geter was killed a few nights ago..." she said.

"Him?  I've heard of him....He tried to blackmail a friend of mine ...I had to persuade him otherwise..."I said.

I remembered that he had taken nude photos of Olivia Bennett-Alexander's sweet, and sexy young niece, Attorney ,Beverly West and attempted to blackmail her once...

Kool Kat and I had "persuaded" him to retire...Apparently he had gone back into business...

"Kool Kat and I took him for a ride and tied him to that old water tower...We put the fear of God in him." I mused..

''Yeah well the lure of money and hot sex put him back in the game.." she said.

''Come again? Hot sex?"I said.

"Look....Barry O'Neil is sixty years old...His wife is barely 24....She and Larry Geter were doing the wild thing six nights out of seven and he was filming everything...Whoever killed him took his camera, his smartphone and his laptops....If they get ahold of those videos and those photos...The scandal will destroy Barry O'Neil...I need you to find out who took that stuff, get it back or kill the links..whatever before it gets out."she said.

"Have the thieves asked for a ransom yet?" I asked.

''No, but they will...That's why I came to you...I hope you can get the job done before the police do."she said.

''And what is in this for you?" I asked.

"My friend...Who happens to be the campaign manager for Barry O'Neil will be very happy..."she said ,blushing...

"Ohhhh, I see." I said , smiling...

She passed me an envelope filled with hundreds...I attempted to give it back....

"Your money is no good here Big Nasty.."I said.

"Who says it's my money?  Take it Kevin...You and Sepia just had a baby...Take it...buy something for your daughter." she said.

"I see you've been keeping up with me.." I said.

"I've been around.." she said and smiled...

"How will I get in touch with you?" I said..

She passed me a smartphone....and a piece of paper...

''Call me from this phone only and that number.." she said.

I smiled..This was better than most times..

After she left....Harry Charles and Sean Jackson asked me...

''Mannn Kev, who was that?"

"An old friend" I said.

"Well man you got some great looking old friends." said Harry Charles..

The three of us laughed.

III-

I stopped by Mabel Jenkins Soul Food Joint and picked up two platters for Sepia and I... She was playing with the baby...

I kissed her neck...

"Ouuu..hey lover..What'ca got there?" she asked.

'Two platters...I stopped by Mabel's." I said.

"I'm getting the baby to sleep..Put those in the microwave to keep them warm.." said Sepia..

"Not hungry huh?" I said.

"In a few minutes, come upstairs to our room...I want to show you something.."she said.

I put the two platters in the microwave and then walked to our bedroom...Kimberly was sleeping soundly in the next room.. Upon opening the bedroom door,I was pleasently surprised...Sepia had on an orange babydoll and matching thong....My eyes nearly dropped out of my head..Sepia giggled...

''You like?" she asked.

"I love it ." I said.

She unzippered my trousers...

"Ummmm,I see that you approve." she cooed...

My bulging very erect penis practically jumped out at her!

"Ohhhhhh myyyyyy Kevin......ohhhhh, I can't believe that I still get you like that..." she said...eyeing it and rubbing it gently with one hand as I eased out of my trousers and slipped off my shirt...Within minutes I stood in the middle of the  bedroom nearly nude and embraced in a long , tender kiss..

" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." I moaned...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." she moaned as we continued to kiss...

She moaned , all the while holding my penis with both of her hands and rubbing it....

I kissed her, thrusting my tongue practically down her throat and rubbing her breasts...I could feel Sepia trembling....and moaning softly....I eased her panties off of her slowly....

I lifted Sepia up and laid her across the bed...my bulging very erect penis practically jumped up at her!

"Ohhhhhh myyyyyy........." she said...eyeing it and stroking it gently with one hand .. Within minutes we were  embracing in a long , tender kiss...that grew hotter and more passionate by the second...

I opened her legs and I entered her very slowly...Surprisingly, she was already wet and I began to maneuver very easily inside of her...

''OH MY GODDDDDD...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." she moaned..

  SEPIA held me and wrapped her legs around my back as I really begin going in and out of her....

"OHHHH MY GOD.....You are sooooo huge...OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.." she screams!

Now I'm moving faster and faster...and SEPIA is screaming to the top of her lungs...I moaned softly as the massive bed began to squeak and slam against the wall...

''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...""Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph...Kevin!!! Ohhhh myyyy..Kevin ouuuuuuuuu!"she screamed...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Sepia...Sepia baby......ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh..." I moaned...

Ouuuu baby..ouuuuuu..baby....OHHHHHHH. YESSSSSSSSSS..YESSSSSSSSS.. YESSSSSS, OUUUU YESSS!"she wailed...

"Ummmmph." I moaned...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lawd" she screamed!


I put my hand over her mouth...

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, you'll wake the baby.." I say...

''I'm sorry Kevin...ouuuuuu, It's just feeling so goooooooooooooooood..Ohhhhhh lawdddddddddddddd ,what are you doin to me?? Ouuuuuuuuuu weeeee!.I'm losing my...ohhhhh lawd...I'm losing my mind!!!!"she wailed....

The bed just rocked from side to side.....

Three or four hours of sweet and tender love making went by before we both climaxed mightily and furiously and dozed off to sleep on top of the bed in each others arms...

I looked at her and to my complete surprise..Sepia was crying....tears just running down her face...I kissed her and she  grabbed me and kissed me passionately for a few minutes and then snuggled up under me and drifted off into a very peaceful sleep...I grinned...I cradled her head in my arms and she snuggled up closer to me!

There was no way we were going to finish that food tonight!

(TO BE CONTINUED)