Cousin Rudy (From 2015)

 

CHRISTMAS-2040

I walked around the living room....Everything looked beautiful...I couldn't believe it...It was Monica and I's first Christmas together as a married couple...Everything between us had happened so fast...It was mind blowing...

We had a Christmas Tree and we had a nice table set up...We had had our meal catered and sent to us the night before...We had ordered it on line.. With our jobs as Homicide detectives..we rarely had time to cook and prepare a meal the way conventional families did it...

We had begun the day by having Brunch with Kylie White and Wally Becker...

Kylie is a fantastic cook and she had an incredible spread of Pancakes, Waffles, Omelettes ,Hash Brown ,Hot Cocoa, Orange Juice and Coffee laid out for us...

Monique and Lt. Cotton got there late...All of the food was nearly gone...but there was still enough left for them to have a decent breakfast....I don't think they were too worried about food...The way they kept looking at each other...

Then Monica and I went to visit my ex-wife, Kyla and her husband and my son...who was almost two years old now..

We took him presents and spent time with them before returning to our home...

II-

 At home, Monica was a nervous wreck.....

"I hope everything is just right ."she said...

I grabbed her around the waist and hugged her...

''Nothing is wrong...What could be wrong? The food is here...this place is immaculately clean..We have a beautiful table and all..."I said.\

"My dad is coming and my mom...This is their first time at our place..." she said.

"Noooo..they were here the day you and your sister signed the deed ,remember?..They helped us move all of your things in here.."I said..

"That was different...Now.....Now we are married..."she said.

"Yeah and?  Everything is going to be just fine....Your sister  probably isn't having the conniptions you are having." I said.

"Yes she is.....Did you get the Egg Nog?" she asked...

"Yes...Yes...I got the Egg Nog...Will you relax?"

 I said and pulled her to me and kissed her slowly and softly...

"Awwww...but you can't kiss me like that right now..." she said..

"Huh?" I said.

"That's the kind of kiss that will have me taking my clothes off and the two of us in bed...Not until after they all leave..Okay bae?" said Monica..

"Okay!" I said with a pout.....

"By the way...Where is the Miseltoe?"she asked...

"Annnnnd there is something I forgot!" I said...."Sorry"

"It's okay...."said Monica..

Just then ....The doorbell rang...It was Monique...

"Sis...Not only is mom and dad coming, but they're bringing Cousin Rudy...." she said.

"Oh Hell...Cousin Rudy...Mr. Judgmental...." said Monica...

"We have room for another plate....By the way is Lou downstairs?" I asked.

"Nooo, He went home...He'll be here though..I don't want them to know that he spends the night.."said Monique...

"Did you hide his suits?" I joked...I didn't know if he had suits down there or not...I just assumed he might..

Monique gave me a soft kiss on the lips...

"Thank you brother in law...you think of everything...Mo-Mo...I think you ought to keep him, he's good!"she said jokingly as she rushed out and down the stairs..

"You two are grown women and you're in your own house..What are you afraid of?" I asked..

''You don't really know my family Nate."said Monica.

"I had dinner with you when we first started dating, remember? Your parents were very nice..."I said.

"Oh they gave you the third degree...That's how they discovered we were dating,remember??

Now that I thought about it...They did...

Yes, I had met her father and mother and her identical twin sister, Monique.... Dr. Monique Talbert for the first time...At the time ,I didn't know that Mrs. Talbert was a mutant,like Monica....But both her father and her mother were very intuitive...They suspected and finally cornered both of us about the real nature of our relationship...

"I know you two are more than just co-workers and partners...You two are dating each other." said her mother....

I tried to deny it...So did Monica....

But her identical twin sister ,Monique wasn't having it...

 "Mo Mo never brought any of her other partners around to meet us...Of course they didn't last that long.But we never met any of them." remarked her identical twin ,Monique older than her by a mere three minutes...,much to Monica's dismay....

Monique had just graduated from med school...She was a coroner...Unknown to us...Our coroner.


"You're hot for my sister...admit it Nate!...Partners...righttttt!!! You guys are partners alright!" laughed Monique..

"I can tell by the way you look at my daughter that you two seein each other...And the way she's talked about you...''Nate said this..Nate did that' is a dead give away,..She aint never talked about nobody at that damn job as much as you...She said she's never felt safer than when you were out there havin her back...Uhhhh huh...I didn't have to be a detective for thirty years to figure that out..Just be careful." he said and laughed...

Guess that was their seal of approval..

''Well Mister Talbert....You certainly are getting high marks from my folks tonight and period..." she said, smiling.

It was a funny memory.

III-

 Within an hour, Monica and Monique's parents ,The Talberts and Cousin Rudy arrived...Like Monica, Cousin Rudy was a mutant....

He could change the temperature in the room...make it incredibly hot or incredibly frigid...Something I found he did for fun quite often and quite annoyingly...

"Rudy...Knock it the hell off!" said Ray Talbert...Formerly Detective Ray Talbert..a legend amongst Homicide detectives...He had a near perfect record.....When he retired he left with 99 percent clearence,only one unsolved case...

"Sorry Ray,just joshin...."snickering  Rudy.

Mrs. Talbert was fine...I could see where her twin daughters Monica and Monique got their great looks from...She too was a mutant...Unknown to me at the time..She could levitate objects...which she did,pointing out to Monica that a certain object might look better over there, rather than where it was...

"Okay Ma."said Monica diplomatically...

"Lauren...this is her house....Leave her things alone...She has em where she wants em."said Ray...

"Alright...I'm just tryin  to help.." she said..

Monique held her head down....

Cousin Rudy looked at Monique..

"Monique...where is uh this guy you're going out with?" he asked.

"He'll be here...And look...Unlike Nate...He doesn't know that Mo-Mo and Mom and You are mutants...so keep that on the low okay?" she said.

"Sure...Sure... "he said.   "Ray was always tighter with Monique, because she,like him is mortal..."laughed Cousin Rudy..

"Rudy ,Why don't you shut up?...That's just not true...I loved both of my daughters equally...I didn't treat either one any different than the other.." said Ray Talbert..

"Then why did you send Mo-Mo away to that boarding school for "Gifted Children"? he asked..

"Rudy ,why do you have to bring all of those things up now?" asked Mrs. Palmer..

"If you need to know Rudy...We did  it because...She is a mutant and I thought it would be better for her if she was educated around other mutant children...I didn't want her to be teased or singled out because she was a little different. We went to see her every two weeks. "said Ray.

"That's okay Daddy...I always understood." said Monica.

I began serving everybody's plates....

"Nate..Nate...sit down...Your wife is supposed to be serving the plates.." said Cousin Rudy...

"It's okay...she's been working all afternoon, Cleaning and setting things up."I said.

 

"Rudy...Knock it off ,will ya?" said Ray ...

"I'm just sayin...you know?"

"You're always just sayin something...You talk too much!"said Ray.

The doorbell rang...Monica opened the door..It was Lt. Cotton..

He knew Ray Talbert...He hadn't met Mrs. Talbert or Cousin Rudy...

"Lt. Frankie Cotton Jr...I remember when you first made detective.....You're a Lieutenant now huh? "said Ray Talbert..

"Yes sir...Homicide..." he said.

"Ohhhh, you're Mo-Mo's boss..." he said.

"Yes...She and Nate are my two best detectives...100 percent clearence rate...Just like you sir." said Lt. Cotton..

''Yeah, well I had one unsolved case.." said Ray...

"Well in time I'm sure they will too, but right now...These two always crack their case." he said.

"So uh Lieutenant...You and Monique huh?" said Cousin Rudy...

"Cousin Rudy?" said Monique, staring daggers at him...

"What?  I'm askin him a question.."said Cousin Rudy...

"Yes I'm quite fond of Monique..." he said diplomatically...

"Oh yeah? You're quite fond of her huh? You uh plannin to marry her soon?  Because she's been through the ringer, strung along for two years by this clown from New York..."said Cousin Rudy...

"Rudy, that's enough..."said Monique, clearly embarrassed...

He ignored her...

 

"I always thought Monique would get married first..She was the friendliest....Monica was always so mean... so moody! Monique was always a little looser"he said.

"Rudy don't talk about my daughters like that.My daughters aren't loose."said Mrs. Talbert.

"Aunt Lauren , What? I'm talkin bout when they were younger...Not now! Monique was a little more friendlier with the boys...You both know that!" he said Laughing...

"Alright Rudy, That's enough!"said Ray...

"Okay Cousin Rudy ,Enough!!!."said Monica...

"Okay what? It was true....But I'm glad you found someone who can put up with you Mo Mo....Say Mo-Mo Did you ever learn how to cook?  Monica couldn't boil water..Hahahahahahahaha." he laughed..

''So uh Cousin Rudy...Are you married?  widowed?? I see you came here with the Talberts....I understand you're staying with them now.." I asked..

Suddenly , he got quiet...and said in a whisper....

"No...Never been married..."

"What was that? I didn't hear you.."I asked innocently...

 "No...Never been married..."he said again...

Detective Ray Talbert smiled....

"He was engaged...The woman left him.....and put him out of her house...That's why he's been stayin with us...but he UNDERSTANDS THAT THAT IS A TEMPORARY THING!" he said ,looking at Rudy sternly.....

The room got deathly quietly....

Monica and Monique looked at me and gave me the sweetest smiles I had ever seen...

I could hear Monica's thoughts... " I want to make love to you so bad right now...You just don't know.."  I blushed something crazy....She laughed...

The dinner went well after that..It was quiet....

We ate....

"Monica, you didn't cook all of this food did you?" asked Mrs. Talbert...

"Lauren leave her alone."said Ray...

"No Ma....We had it catered...We didn't have time..I ordered it on line.."said Monica..

"You young people today and your technology..."she remarked and smiled at her daughter.

"They were working a big case.." said Lt. Cotton.

It was pretty quiet and intense...Finally,it was time for everybody to leave...They left Monica and me presents and presents for Monique. We all hugged and said our goodbyes...

Just as he was about to leave Cousin Rudy passed me some Miseltoe..

"Here Nate...I noticed you two didn't have this....Can't be a married couple and not have this...Merry Christmas to ya.." He said and followed Mr. and Mrs. Talbert out..

"Wow!"said Lt.Cotton..who popped open a bottle of Champaigne...''Am I the only one here who needs a drink?"he asked...Smiling sheepishly...

Monique and Monica both took large swigs from his bottle..

"No...We both do.." they said....

"Well...that went about as well as it could."I said..

"I'm glad it's over and they're gone."said Monica...

"Yes...Cousin Rudy was getting on my last nerve....Until my beautiful brother in law came with the big save..."said Monique, hugging me...

"Yes."said Monica, hugging me..."You always have my back...I love you soooo much Nate..."she said...

I put the miseltoe up...

"He gave me this...."I said.

Monica kissed me slow and softly...

"Ummmmmm,and I'm giving you this." she said..And we stood in the middle of the floor kissing passionately...

"Uhhh and uhh  onn that note...I suppose we'll just retreat to my place downstairs."said Monique holding Lt. Cotton's hand..

"Merry Christmas Siss...Nate...See you guys in the morning. I'll uh lock the door behind us..." she said.

"Yeah...Good Night you two...Merry Christmas" he said , smiling as they left and walked downstairs...

 Monica kicked off her shoes...

I pulled her to me and slowly unzippered her purple knit dress...In the moonlight ,I could see her purple  lace matching bra and bikini panties....

" Tongue back in your mouth, Eyeballs back in sockets..." she said smiling..

"Ummmm are these new...I like them." I said..


"I thought you would..."she giggled, continuing to kiss me..

She ran her hands down my pants and stopped at my crotch area...

"OH MY GOODNESS.." she said....and smiled at me sheepishly....

I unzippered my pants and slowly took them and my shirt and socks off...

Monica and I wound up nude in the living room kissing passionately.......

"Ummmm Husband , I love you so much..."she said...

"I love you too .."I said in between kisses.....

I truly hadn't expected this..

We stood there looking at each other and slowly and softly began kissing right in the middle of the floor....This is how it always began..

 I thrusted my tongue practically down her throat and while squeezing one breast with my hand...She softly stroked my engorged penis...I shivered...I was nearly losing my mind....We stared deeply into each others eyes for a minute and then began to softly and slowly kiss.....I lifted her up and slowly entered her more than moist center....I had never felt anything as soft and as good in my entire life...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" she screamed as I continued to thrust , harder and feverishly more.....

  Soon we were both lying on the floor under the Christmas tree ,and a few minutes later  I entered her softly and gently and began to stroke her softly and slowly....She moaned and put her arms around my neck and drew me closer to her..I kissed her neck, between her breasts, her cheeks....She continued to kiss my lips and my ears and my chest...

"Ohhh My God...Nate...I was sooo turned on the way you came to our rescue tonight" she moaned..as we got into a nice groove...

"Wow you were?  Well I'm turned on now!" I said.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Nate..." she screamed as I continued to thrust , harder and feverishly more.....

EIGHT TO NINE HOURS came and went as Monica and I made sweet and passionate love right there under our Christmas tree on the floor....

"Ummmmmmmmm,I'm definitely going to make you pancakes in the morning..."moaned Monica as
she began to climax....Her body shook,tears flowed down her face and she had the most serene look I'd ever seen in my life.....

I soon came myself....my back stiffening up and my bottom lip quivering....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."I moaned... .and smiled at Monica ,who smiled back at me...It was the first time she'd smiled all afternoon...

Cousin Rudy hadn't been all bad...he did supply us with the missing miseltoe..