Thursday, October 23, 2008

Here Today, Then Gone

I called Clerow..He was a good friend to have in the pinch. He came by in his mini-Cooper and picked me up..Such a small little car...but probably very gas efficient.
He dropped me off at the Nissann dealer, where I paid for the work that was done on Sepia's car...a Black 2007 Nissann Sentra. Not the kind of car that I would be driving, but good enough for the business at hand. Sepia had given me one of her credit cards to pay for her card, but I paid for it myself..Kind of like a thank you for the cooking, cleaning and sex she had been giving me for a month now. Through it all, we had never once talked about our relationship. I didn't consider her "my woman"and I know she didn't consider me "her man". What were we then? I guess just "Friends"..."Friends with Benefits" I wanted her to stay, but I didn't want to even begin to talk to her about that...Not right now.

I couldn't worry about that right now. I got in Sepia's car and drove across town to a nice neat little row house in the Olney section of Philadelphia. I walked up the stairs and before I could even knock on the door...this knockout of a lady answered the door...Wow...If I had been carrying anything, I would have dropped it. The so called "Singing Blogger" was even more gorgeous in real life than she was in her blog photos and videos..I couldn't take my eyes off of her..then, reality set in.

"My man Kev...what's happening baby?" said Cock Robbins
Cock Robbins! I remembered..this was his girl...How and more important, WHY, did guys like Cock Robbins always wind up with all of the pretty girls??? I guess it was just the way of the world.

"What's goin on Kev...This is the Singing Blogger,
but her goverment name is Laura Valley." said Cock

She smiled weakly and looked at Cock as if he was an annoyance more than someone she was sleeping with. She offered he hand to me and motioned for me to have a seat at the table where Cock, who had on only a bathrobe and some pink silk boxer shorts with
the playboy bunny logo on both sides and his name on them sat and sipped tea.

"I've heard a lot about you Mr. Morris,
Cock told me about how you saved his life
and you and he brought two cold blooded murderers
to justice." she said

I looked at Cock side eyed and thought "he and I??" As I recalled, he stayed hidden in my bathroom through most of that caper, but this was no time to go into specifics.

"Ms. Valley, I'm no detective..I don't know
if I can help you." I said.

"I know that you are just the kind of guy who
can help me...you're street smart and you are
not connected to anybody." she said.

"That's what I told huh" offered Cock.

She looked at him derisively again and then smiled at him as though he was a petulant
child-

"Cock, sweetie...can me and Kevin have a little
privacy please...go in the bedroom, put on that
tape of your greatest conquests that you like,
I'll join you shortly." she said very sweetly,
while looking at me and rolling her eyes.

"Alright baby, but don't keep big daddy waiting"
said Cock as he walked towards the room."

She side eyed Cock again as he walked off and up the stairs to her bedroom and then began to talk to me-

"He's the stupidest most self absorbed guy
I have ever met...I can't wait until he gets
a job, so he can get out of here...Of course
if it wasn't for the fact that he's so good
in bed and has such a huge-"

"Uh Ms.Valley..I think I get it." I said, not
really wanting to know anymore..I had heard
it all before..

She smiled, she had heard most of the story and she had seen that godforsaken DVD....
she knew my deal at least ,so she got down to business-

"I need you to find someone for me,
that's all...and I'm willing to pay
you..This is someone dear to me who just
vanished into thin air..I just need to know
that he's alright, that's all..I'll pay you..
That's all you gotta do..Find him for me..I
can't give you all of the details just yet...
Give me your cell phone number..I'll send you
a text message in the next few days and I'll
get in contact with you..layout the whole deal
for you okay." she said.

She gave me an envelope with five hundred dollar bills as a down payment and I gave her my cell phone number..I thanked her and got in my car and drove back home.
That night, I cooked for a change...Some Spinach Lasagna, a nice salad and some of Clerow's Citrus Punch... I ran a hot bath for Seapia and waited for her to get home.
When she got home she was very surprised...

"How was the interview Sepia?" I asked

"It looks promising...I even found some
Apartments that I might want to move into."she said.

"Well, you know...you don't have to move right away,
I mean..uh, ruh, if you uh...er..ah..don't want to."
I said.

"Well why wouldn't I want to Kev..I don't want to
impose on you unless....What are you trying to say..
You askin me to uh, stay here with you?" she said

"Well...uh, er...uh...I could be.." I said.

"I'm not that kind of girl..I can't live with a
guy unless I had some kind of commitment...you
wanna be my boyfriend?" she teased.

"Would that be so bad?" I asked.

"You're serious aren't you...I thought you were
kidding." She said..

"What if I'm not kidding?" I asked.

"You sure?" she said...

"You better give me an answer before I change
my mind." I said suddenly feeling confident.

"Okay...let's see how it works...when I get this
job...I can help you with the bills."she said

"Girl we sound like we married."I laughed

"I know right?" She laughed....

Guys like Cock Robbins..they get a lot of girls, but they don't get em all....
Could you beleive this... My cell phone was going off...it had only been hours
since I left Laura Valley.. I had a text message from her though-

"Kevin, meet me tommorrow
at Josie's Bar...1:00..
come alone."

Here we go...

(To be continued....)

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Singing Blogger


I awoke on this particular rainy morning in early fall to the smell of bacon cooking on the grill and the sound of someone mixing something. It was eggs being mixed in a bowl...I presumed that scrambled eggs were in order. I heard toast popping out of the toaster and heard Steve Harvey and Nephew Tommy on the radio... Morning. Sepia was fixing breakfast. She had been staying with me for about a month now. She had moved to Philadelphia from East Orange, New Jersey and was in the process of looking for a job as well as a place to stay. I didn't mind her staying with me. She kept my house clean and in order and she cooked for me. She was great company to have around. I had a modem in my study and ran three computers simultaneously.
I wrote my column for the magazine I am employed at from my study and wrote posts for my two blogs from the other two computers. I only actually went to my office two days a week...I got paid through direct deposit and I paid all of my bills on line.. I didn't have to leave my house if I didn't want to...charmed life that I lead. My name is Kevin Morris and this is another one of my stories...

"Get up Sleepy head..breakfast is ready" said Sepia.

"Okay,I'm coming...I was just looking at the comments
on my blog." I said.

Sepia was dressed to the nines today.. a Blue Pen stripe mini dress, with a matching top and black sheer panty hose, with matching black pumps.

"Where are you going in all this rain?" I asked

"I've got a job interview.This looks promising." she said.

I sat at the table and began to eat the breakfast she had fixed for me..I tossed her my car keys.

"Where is this one?" I asked.

"It's in King of Prussia..I did a mapquest to help me
find it..Could you call the shop while I'm out and see
if they've finished with my car?" she asked.

"Sure thing." I said

"You're a doll" she said as she kissed me and hurried out the door.

Part of me dreaded the day that she did find a job...that would mean that she would be leaving to find her own place and I so enjoyed her being around...but of course, I couldn't tell her that.
She wasn't gone ten minutes when I went back to my computer and saw a strange e-mail.

'Kevin, I'm a friend of a friend.....I need your help....I've commented on your blog on a regular
basis, please call me at this number 215- 777-9311." SB.

I called the number and a familiar voice answered the phone-

"Kevin , is that you?" It was Cock Robbins, Semi Pro Football player and player extrodinaire or so he thought.

"Cock Robbins, is this your idea of a joke ?" I asked

"Naw, Nah man..a friend of mine, a lady friend of mine
is in trouble and I told her that you could help her"
said Cock.

"Cock, I'm not a cop, I'm not a private Detective even, I'm
just a writer..I can't help your friend.." I protested.

"Just talk to her man...you smart and you can figure things
out...here she is." He said.

Before she began talking..she began singing..She sang one of Beyonce's songs almost to the note.
I now knew who it was I was talking to. The Singing Blogger. I read her blog religiously. Her blog was unique..It had audio downloads after each of her posts of her singing. She had a beautiful voice...she should have a recording contract with that voice..She had an even sexier body. (She had video downloads on her blog too.) Not surprisingly, most of her commentors were males..males who were salivating over her sexy videos as well as her beautiful voice...The
"SB" was for Singing Blogger..I should've guessed. Although I had commented on her blog numerous times and she on mine, like most people in the blogosphere, I had never actually met
her, until now and just like before..she was mixed up with Cock Robbins....Whatever she wanted
, it couldn't be good.

(To be continued.......)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Thinkin of You (a Mean Poem)


I'm gonna be thinking about you

when I know you're feeling bad

It's gonna put a smile on my face

knowing that you too are sad..

alone on Friday night

in your room in your sexiest underwear...

waiting for someone to call...

hoping that someone cares.

I'm gonna be thinkin about you

when I know you're alone and blue..

knowing that I did what you...

what you told me to do...

You told me to find someone

who could treat me better than you...

find me a girl, who would treat me

the way I deserve to be ...

treated..

You didn't think I could do that,

Did you?

I'm gonna think about you

when I know that you're all alone...

not getting any text messages

nor any calls on your cell phone..

sitting alone in your room on a

Saturday night in your sexiest underwear...

trying to find one of your old standbyes to

call...

and no one is at home or bothers to care...

I'm gonna be thinking of you.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Take Me To The Water

ART: "Flower Shower" By Wak

The Sun was rising over the mountains at the
event of dawn..
I stood at the river bank
where original life spawns../

The Salvation I need in life is right here with you
Immersed in fluids
during the early morning's cool../

/Take me to the water
and wash me down
baptize me in your love
immerse me
take me down../


/The water is always chilling
the first time
but pleasent sensations
still come to mind../

The Release of the tension signals
the liberation of the soul
the chill of the water gives
me a slight loss of control../

/Take me to the water
and wash me down
baptize me in your love
immerse me
take me down../

/Here I am...
just come and take me
Take me to the water
and wash me down...
salvation is in your love
immerse me in your waters./

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Can't Say No More


I'm supposed to be the one that makes you come ..
like the falling rain, everytime you say my name
but you do that for me..
though it took a little while , now I see..
because I'm satisfied through and through
,nights spent making sweet love to you./

/girl, when you do me like you do..it's better
than any woman I've had before and I ..can't say
no more...
I can't say no more../

/That mystery fragrance that you wear
the style and color of your hair..
the tenderness of your touch, that thrills
me so much..
the sound of your voice..
never left me much choice...
except to surrender to you totally...
you've got me thinking about sex with you
constantly../

/and I've never felt like this about anyone
in my life..
I've heard people talk about this on Oprah
or Dr. Phil once or twice..
I feel like warm water is gushing through my veins
and once in bed with you..
I am truly feeling no pain../

/When we do it nice and slow..
when we get into a rhythm and a flow..
I can't compare you to anyone else that I know
or have known before..
I just can't say no more..
I can't say no more../

/Baby,when you do me like you do..
it's like every sensation is brand new.
and I could bore you with stories of how
I used to spend my lonely nights..
but right now, everything seems just right..
I can't say no more..
I can't say no more./

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Erotic


/Kiss me
like you've missed me
all of your life...
hold me
as though I was your husband
make love to me
as though you are my wife...
because you are../

/and I
will do anything you ask me to do
anything you say
anything you want...
let's get erotic
let's skip romance tonight ,if that's okay with you../

/Make love to me
as though all those other nights
were wasted..
and I'll go places
that you have seldom been tasted../

/if you get naked..
i'll do anything , you ask me to do..
anything you say
anything you want..
so let's get erotic
let's skip romance tonight ,if that's kool
with you.../

/Llevare' tu cuerpo a lugares
que tu' no sabes existian
Dejemonos llevar por la passion
Olivedeyos el romance por una noche'/

/anything ..anything you ask me to
anything to satisfy you...
let's get erotic
that is what we both need to do...
tonight../