Cock's Big Surprise

ART: "Celebration" By Keith Mallett

"Dang Kevin, where did you get all of this equipment?" asked my friend and co-worker,Sean Jackson as we sat in the van with the tinted windows. He was aiming a high powered infra red video camera at the window in the hotel, while Cock Robbins was watching the monitor.

"When I got my P.I. licensce , an FBI agent I worked with...Agent Cotton, loaned this van and this equipment to me...I have to return it...He was just giving me a feel of the type of equipment I'll need in my new profession." I laughed.

"Damnnn Kev, you got pull like that with the federallis? You mah main man....Writer, Blogger extrodianaire and now you're a private dick." laughed Sean.

"Man, just watch his dick and keep that camera aimed" snapped Cock Robbins ,who kept pounding his fist and who seemed more agitated by the second. He was talking about the man in the window of the room we were watching...Cock Robbins had become my first "client" after I got my P.I. Licensce. He wanted me to spy on ...well who else..his wife Vanessa, who he believed was cheating on him.

"I can't believe this man....Kevin...I got rid of every number in my Blackberry, turned in my playas cards man...tried to do the married thing and this is what I get??? She gon cheat on me??
I can't believe it!!!"said Cock Robbins who was getting more agitated by the second.

"Cock...Cock....you don't know that she's cheating on you...what makes you think that?" I asked.

"Kevin...it's what you would call a hunch....She been working late for the past few weeks...I checked her credit card bills and there have been charges for a caterer and some expensive gifts
on her card...things like cologne...expensive men's cologne like I like to wear and a Flat screen TV...a TV mann!!!! She done got turned out by some out of town playa...and he's in that hotel room on the 13th floor bangin her out right now.." said Cock.

Sean aimed the "boom mike " as we called it at the room....The man was shaving , water was running..We couldn't see his face....but we could hear some of the conversation.

"Spencer....you're already late......don't go..get back in this bed and give me some more of that sweet long brown....."

"Oh Vee....I just finished giving you sweet brown loving....you're about to wear me out." he said.

"Why don't you leave your wife? Come stay with me?" she cooed...

"Yeah? I don't think your husband would like that?" he said.

"Husband?? You mean was -band...he's practically out the door." she said. All we could see was
some brown shapely thighs and a slip...but no face. It was enough for Cock.

"That's it...I've seen enough Kevin...I'm goin over there and tear him limb from limb...then I'm gonna put the bitch through the wall." said Cock as he left the van and headed across the street
to the hotel... Sean and I couldn't contain our laughter....I got on the phone and made a call.

"Hello."

"Hey Vee, He on his way." I said..

"Kevin...you are too good...we got him good.." came the voice.

"Okay, we comin over now." I said.

Sean and I slapped each other five and gave each other a fist bump, Obama style and ran into the Hotel lobby...Cock Robbins must have taken the stairs...We took the elevator to the 13th floor. As we headed down the long corridor, we heard the sounds coming from a side room...

"Ohhh my gawdddd..oohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh reverend..pastor...love me..love me...ohhhhhhhh."

"Come on honey..give it to me..give it alllllll to yo pastor.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhh......."

"Ohhhhhhh, good lawddddd....ouuuuuuuuuuu....."

Sean was giggling.....I motioned for him to come on...We had to find Cock. Just then, the door swung open and my mouth dropped...

"Pastor Struthers???" I exclaimed in horror....The Pastor of my church was in this luxurious hotel with another member of the choir. One with round voluptious hips and shapely thighs. He turned and looked at me with obvious exasperation.

"Son, can't I go anywhere without running into you?"

"I'm so sorry Pastor." I said.

"Make sure you're in church Sunday....now , good night, As you can see..I am kind of busy." He said as he slammed the door and locked it this time.

Sean was in hysterics. I grabbed him and we turned down the corridor...Just in time to see and hear Cock slamming his massive hands against the door.

"Let me in Vanessa..I know all about you and Romeo.....Open this door." he shouted.


"Okay Cock, I guess you caught me" said Vanessa Robbins.

The door swung open and the lights came on and the roar of several voices yelling "SURPRISE"
startled Cock Robbins. He stood there in amazement.... The man who had been shaving was my
lawyer, Conrad....Gus was there, So was "88", Deacon Larry Weatherford, Victoria, Mabel, Clerow.Cora Beth, their younger sister,Anita and her boyfriend, Carlton. Honey Brown was there, so was my wife,Sepia, Blake, "88's friend, Chess and his woman, Rell,Sheila, Sean's lady
and several others.

Cock stood there stunned and then tears came flowing down his cheeks....It was his birthday....and we all were in on it...He had totally forgotten...Sean and I walked up to him...

"We got you good buddy, didn't we?" said Sean.....

He pointed at me-

"Kevin, you aint no good....you set this whole thing up didn't you?" he laughed....

I couldn't lie...it was Vanessa's idea....She had come to me weeks before with the idea...I just went along with it.. I shrugged and then I pointed...

Vanessa came out in a trench coat with Black fishnet pantyhose and red stripper heels on....Cock
grabbed her and hugged her....

"Vanessa, how could I have thought?" he said..

"I know, I know....open the box..." she laughed.......

"A Flat screen TV??? You shittin me.....Oh my god.." he said as we all clapped and laughed...

Then Gus brought him over a smaller box and said...

"And here's some sweet smellin cologne to splash on while you watchin it...and Cock..just splash
on a little..don't take a bath in it...I don't wanna smell it down at the bar."

We all laughed....Cock smiled as he looked around at all of his friends and well wishers in the "Honeymoon suite" who had come there to wish him a happy birthday...Even my wife Sepia, who had previously hated him....had agreed to let by gones be by gones and come out...

He looked at his wife and asked-

"Why don't you take off that hot trench coat?"

Vanessa whispered in his ear....

"That's your third surprise......I can't give you that until all of these people leave...."

Neither of them knew that I heard that and there was no reason for them to know that I had heard it..I just stood in the corner and smiled to myself....My name is Kevin Morris..and this is another one of my stories.