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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Moral Midgetry


I used to be married once....No Not to Corrine....but to another woman...a cop! I was married to a Philadelphia Homicide Detective named Sissy Van Buren years ago. We were married for 17 years. 15 of em were good years I suppose. She's a Lieutenant in Homicide now. A real classy lady..better than what I probably deserved... Me? My name is Robert Foxworth...I'm an Attorney.

Sissy and I would probably still be married today if it wasn't for the very person lying next to me in this bed. Cindy Waters. The very person who just had the audacity to ask me to divorce my second wife, who I have only been married to for six months and be with her. She must be out of her mind...Never gonna happen.

I remember when Cindy came to the firm...Short Dresses, White see through blouses...Spiked heels..She didn't look like a lawyer to me... Even though I had been married for 15 years..I took a walk on the wild side. It started out innocently...Lunches with collegues....then private lunches in my office, a snide comment here and there...and then finnally dinner after a late night of handling cases...and a come on here or there or two. Cindy would always say-

"Oh come on now Mr. Foxworth...you're married...we can't get like that..come on now."

But I had to have her...and deep down inside, she wanted me to have her....It finnally occurred at our Christmas party that year...Everybody was soused and falling out drunk.....I slipped Cindy ,who was a little toasted herself into an empty office and closed the door...I began kissing her and fondling her breasts...At first she resisted...

"Mr. Foxworth..please...you're married...we can't be..ohhhh...ughhh..ouuuuu...Mr. Foxworth...I
-I never realized you were soo...ohhhhh...soooo big..." she moaned...

Before we knew it..our clothes were off and I was deep inside of her pounding away...I had to put my hand over her mouth to muffle her screams.

She kept saying-

"Please...don't cum inside of me, please don't...ohhhhhhhh Mr. Foxworth.."

And I pulled out just in time....but I wanted more. We got dressed...and I took her to Breakfast.
She kept saying the entire time that we shouldn't ever do this again..That she would keep it a secret. I laughed slyly to myself and I drove her home. I told her that I was too stoned to continue driving and asked if I could crash on her couch. She hesitated, then decided that it was okay. It was only a matter of time before I made my way to her bedroom and into her bed and into her again....

Just like now...We would drive to a hotel outside of Philadelphia and have our little trysts and none in the firm was the wiser...Did I mention that my wife is a detective? A damn good one. She hired a private detective and the two of them photographed us, taped us and built up enough of a portfolio to build a nice divorce case against me.

I lost my house, the car(which she was paying the note on) and most of all, my moral standing (or what was believed to be my moral standing) in the Black community. I lost a good wife too.
In retrospect..It wasn't worth it. Hey, what could I do? What is done is done.

I continued to meet Cindy Waters in Hotels around the tri-state area just like before. Every now and then, Cindy would bug me about getting married to her...I always changed the subject...
I was divorced and living in an Apartment..I was free to see other women and I did..All the time, with a vengence..I tell em I'm a lawyer and that's all I had to say...the panties slid off... Especially
after I became partner and bought myself a Lexus....

Cindy caught me with other women and I caught her with other men....We broke up numerous times and vowed never to see each other again...but somehow, someway we always did come back together...We had a sexual connection that was undeniable..but that was the only connection. Cindy was self absorbed and often thoughtless in other areas...She was used to men falling all over themselves for her, I mean..she is drop dead gorgeous....but me, she didn't move me like that.. Having screwed her for several years..the mystery just wasn't there for me. I could take her or leave her and I think she knew it.

She came by my place one night uninvited and caught me in the act with another girl....She tried to attack the young lady who was "entertaining" me. I told her that she should go and find someone who could give her what she needed in a relationship because it obviously isn't me. She left in tears and I didn't see her for nearly two years. I heard she had married a white man and he had unfortunately died in a skiing accident. Unfortunately for her...I had just married Corrine around that time.

So here we are...the two of us together again..in a hotel room in bed....and she talkin about me getting a divorce from my wife of six months to be with her.....Aint gonna happen.... I may be a male whore, but I aint a total louse......

(To Be Continued.........)

18 comments:

Angie B. said...

OMG Is this Guy For real?? He is a first class creep!

Vanessa said...

Keith, I thought that Cock Robbins was bad. I thought that Willie, the
cheating husband who was married to the serial killer was bad...but this guy,Robert Foxworth is your most unlikable charactor to date.
I love the stgory though.

Sunflower said...

This man, Robert Foxworth is a rephrehensible rogue...yet there is something about him, his story that is intriguing.

Cheryl said...

Keith,You are off the hinges with this charactor and this story.

Anonymous said...

I'm tosssing my panties in the air...more...more...He's a low down dirty dog, but he makes me hot!

Toni said...

I can't believe this guy...the way he reasons things. Can't wait for the next part.

Halo said...

LMBAO- "I might be a male whore, but I'm not a total louse" OMG that is a classic.

Lisa said...

OMG Keith, this guy is something else. I know a lot of Robert Foxworth's.

Tate2 said...

LMBAO- Man, this guy is funny....
I guess I should toss my boxers in the air too along with anonymous-lololol.

Swaggie said...

Robert Foxworth is off the chain..
believe it or not..I like him.
Can't wait to read the rest!

Captain Jack said...

What a cad!!!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

LMBAO @ Anonymous-Girl do you have any drawers left??

Love this charactor!!!

Jazzy said...

LOLOL- This guy is funny as hell Keith, Gotta see what happens next.

Simon Bastion said...

I know so many people like Robert Foxworth, who live in a different moral universe than the others that inhabit this planet.

James Perkins said...

LMAO-Keith, I am so enjoying this series...I'm going to hate for it to end..Please bring this guy back in future stories..

Anonymous said...

@Grover Tha Playboy- I work at Victoria's Secret..I have plenty of underwear..thank you very much!

Brenda said...

@anonymous-That's good to know...
a little tmi, dont'cha think?

Keith, Great story so far..been lurking on both of your blogs for awhile now.Once I get my blog up and running I will start commenting on the regular.

Scorned Woman said...

I think I might know this guy. LOL! All his morals are in his underwear.