Friday, August 18, 2017

Flushed Out

Ace Freehly the third walked into his cousin's Pizzeria....Upon seeing him, John Toilet smiled and got him a hot slice of Pizza out of the oven and a bottle of Vino..

Both men sat down and talked..

''What's good Ace?"asked John Toilet.

"What's good? Have you been watching the news??? The cops found all of the bodies a few days ago!" said Ace...

John Toilet ate a slice of Pizza, then took a sip of wine....

"Yeah, I know...Unfortunate set of events..." he said..

"That's all you got to say about it?" asked Ace..

''What do you want me to do?" he asks non-chalantly...

"Johnny Boy...Those cement plaster casts I fitted those people for...It can be traced to me...My cement company..." said Ace..

"Oh it can not...You-You watch too much CSI, Law and Order...Philly cops aint that smart..."laughed John Toilet..

"Johnny boy...THEY FOUND THE BODIES DIDN'T THEY?? Ask yourself how they done that....."asked Ace...

"Some Scuba Diver got lucky...I don't know.."said John..

"John...John..John, wake up..You said yourself they come around here sniffin around a few weeks ago for three of em..."said Ace...

"Yeah, because I went to high school with those three, I knew em and they ate in here right before I popped em...That was it..That's all they had...Those others...I had absolutely no connection to....They didn't eat here..."said John Toilet..

"The people who paid us to whack those people might get nervous John...."said Ace..

''Why?  We held up our end...They wanted em gone...We made em gone..Nothin comes back on them....Look,if the cops had anything...Which they don't....They'd of been to see you by now...Relax..."said John...

"Just the same John, I need that gun....The gun you used on all of em ,with the silencer...I need to get rid of it...I know by now they've made a ballistics match and know that all 49 of em was shot with the same gun..."said Ace..

John laughed...He went in the back to a wall safe and produced the gun and the silencer...


"Here...get rid of this..." said John Toilet...

"Thanks Johnny Boy...No weapon, no case...."said Ace..

"I keep tellin ya They got no case anyway...But I am wondering how they found all of them bodies...Nobody...well only a few people know my name and what I do....And they aint the type that would talk to cops..."said John Toilet...

"Yeah most people have to go through someone who goes through someone and even those guys don't know our names...All they got is a number..."said Ace...

''Speakin of cops..There is this Puerto Rican number that's got me twisted...Sexy as hell...She's married and won't give me the time of day as of yet...but I'm gonna change her mind.."said John, thinking about Carlotta and getting a boner...

''How you gonna do that?" asked Ace,..

"I saw her yesterday...She saw me in my car...She smiled at me...Now see...first the car...Then I flash some cash...She's Puerto Rican and she's a neighborhood chick...I don't care if they're cops or strippers, They're all lookin to move up....I'm gonna be that move up for her..." laughed John Toilet..

"Still dreamin John?  She's a cop, Leave her alone.." said Ace..

''She hasn't got a clue..Plus if I bang her good...She can wind up bein my eyes and ears in the police department.."laughed John Toilet..

"You're off your nut Johnny boy...Keep a low profile and leave that cop alone.."said Ace as he got up...
John Toilet just laughed....

II-
And at our off site headquarters, The Government owned apartment complex known as "Copland..."
We had been here for two weeks working on this baffling case....


It was early morning, Carlotta and I were in the throes of passionate lovemaking...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Oh papi...Aye Mios dios." she moaned... The bed was squeaking something crazy and the headboard was nearly coming off....

Carlotta was so moist, smelled so good and her skin was so soft.....I was losing my mind.....I knew I wasn't going to get enough anytime soon and we had a big case to start working on...

SIX TO SEVEN HOURS of slow ,tender, sweet lovemaking drifted by...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu papi...papi...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you are outdoing yourself..."Carlotta cooed softly as she kissed my chest and my neck..

I was so excited...I came hard, despite myself...and I watched as I was cumming, Carlotta's tears seemed to flow like a river and her body began to tremble and she began to get the sweetest most serene look on her face I had ever seen....

She kissed my shoulder and held on to me for dear life...

"I love you so much papi, so much!" she said....Which made me cum even harder....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.." she moaned....Carlotta came and came hard....her body shaking, sweat and tears running down the side of her face......She fell asleep in my arms...still slightly stroking my penis...I came again while she was doing this..She was feeling things she'd never felt before...she told me..

A half hour went by....She woke up, smiling at me......Carlotta kissed the head of my penis and licked it and then took me in her mouth and began going up and down...I was losing my mind...

I slowly rolled over on top of her.and continued to move inside and out of her ......once again...

"Papiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" she moaned..
At least another HOUR AND A HALF of good sweet lovemaking


 continued before I came again for the final time...So did Carlotta...I couldn't let her go... it seemed..

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmph..."I moaned..


"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu papi...what has gotten into you?" she said,laughing....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't ask!" I said before cumming again.....and hard....
I lie in the bed, sweating, totally exhausted...staring at my sexy wife...She had gotten up....

''Come on Papi, we have to get up... There is a lot to do today..."she said,pouring a glass of ice tea...

Yes..We had to shower and get dressed..We'd all been up until 2:00 am, working on this Mass Murder case..What could possibly be the worst mass murder in city history...

We all were probably sleeping in late this morning...but the business of crime and punishment goes on.

III-
Sissy was holding court in our conference room....

"So we know we are looking for one killer...Chica, did you see his car yesterday?" asked Sissy...

We were now focusing on the possibility of our killer being John Toilet...

"Sure did Boss lady...It's a very very expensive 2017 sports car and he has a 2017 Escalade to boot...and you should see the condo he lives in..."

She said...

Carlotta had managed to stop by his pizzeria and have lunch with him yesterday and the day before...He drove her back to police headquarters in one of his three cars. We got a positive ID of one of his cars ,leaving the scene of two of the abductions..

Carlotta continued to tell him that she was married and that nothing was going to happen between them sexually or otherwise,but John Toilet ,like many neighborhood guys she knew...was beginning to believe she was being taken in by his show of wealth.
"So tell me ,how does the Assistant Manager of a Pizza joint, afford three cars and live in a tony condo in center city...It just doesn't compute.."said Duke.

''Jimmy and I did a property search...That condo is his lock stock and barrel..And the cars are paid in full..."said Tyriq..
''Same with his cousin Ace..Over the past year....He's bought a beautiful house in Villanova...He owns a Rolls Royce...and both of them have close to ,if not over one million dollars in their bank accounts.."said Jimmy...


"Platinum cards too...They're ballin.....One is the Assistant Manager of a Pizza joint and the other runs his grandfather's Cement Shop....It doesn't compute...In he past year they've been to Vegas twice and they rented a yacht and took several young ladies on a cruise a few weeks ago......Like I said...These two are ballin out! " said Hop...

"And it's all undeclared income...According to their tax returns...They only declared the income from the Pizza joint and the cement plant.....These guys are apparently too stupid to put this money in an offshore or pocket account..."said Sharon....

"And the money just started showing up like this in the past year....Right around the time people started vanishing off the streets..."said Sirena...
"John Toilet might be the trigger man, but my guess is...Ace Freehly is the brains...The book keeper...Nab him and he'll lead us to his cousin...I've had a team on his Cement Shop...Look at these photos...and look at these cool guys going in and out...Each one of them is a major playa...Probably setting up some future business."said Angie.
''We need to stop these two before anyone else gets killed." said Sissy...

"Sweet little operation they got going...Kind of like a modern day Murder Inc."said Duke..

''Apparently...murder for hire is a lucrative business.."said Hop..
I walked in just then...

"I just got off the phone with Judge Stevens...I got the warrants for both the Cement Plant, where we KNOW the cement used to weigh the bodies down came from  and the Pizza joint.."I said..
"Duke, you take the Concrete Shop..Take Angie, Sirena and Hop and call for back up..."said Sissy..





"WE'RE ON IT BOSS LADY!!!" they said in unison.....

Sharon busted out laughing...
"Ouuu I just love to hear that"..laughed Sissy....Then she looked at Carlotta..

"Chica....Looks like you have a lunch date...." said Sissy...

"Aye Yi Yi. He called me.Invited me to a private Pizza lunch with him...Said he wants to discuss some stuff! " laughed Carlotta...

I whispered in her ear...

''Don't forget...your stuff belongs to me baby and only me..." I whispered...

''Ouuuuuuuuuuuu you make me so hot when you talk dirty like that to me..Of course I belong to you....Now let me go before you get all hot and bothered..."laughed Carlotta.


I was hot just being near her...

Ace Freehly drove up to his cement plant in his Rolls Royce.....His name was monogrammed on the side...

Sirena was sitting there , smiling sweetly....Ace checked her out...She was cute as Black girls went , he thought...

"Nice Ride Ace....You ballin like that, running this place?" she asked.. She thought the monogrammed name on the side was corny...."People still do that?" she pondered.

Ace looked at her..

''Who are you?" he asked..

"My name is Sirena...Detective Sirena Harris-Pile,,,,,Criminal Investigation Division.." she said..

Ace turned to run.....but Sirena's partner , Detective Tony Hopkins was standing there...with two uniformed officers....

''Sorry Doc...but I'm afraid you're going to have to stay put.." he said.

Duke and two additional uniformed officers patted him down and took the gun with the silencer off of him...

"WHOAAAAA!!!....Now look at this!!! You know this silencer is illegal don't cha Ace?" said Duke sarcastically...

His wife Hazel was with them....She was wearing latex gloves...she took the gun and silencer and placed it in a plastic bag.....

Ace looked like he'd swallowed a Canary.....He looked sick!

Angie, armed with a warrant and a slew of policemen....

entered the Cement plant and took boxes of ledgers and documents.....She arrived at the front...

"I've got boxes of ledgers and documents and books...and check this out...There is a garage in the back...loaded with the smell of bleach...." she said..

"My people will be here soon to check for DNA, Blood and prints..."said Hazel...

Duke looked at Ace...

"I won't B.S. you Ace...We found 49 bodies of murdered gangsters out at sea last week....fitted with cement overshoes...The cement on every damn one of them came from this place...Which is why we are here..All 49 people were shot with the same gun...a gun matching this gun which we found on you.. with a silencer....an illegal silencer...You know how this looks don'tcha?" said Duke...

Ace dropped his head...

"You got me.!!..I'll tell you what you want to know...but I didn't kill anybody,I swear...I just cemented the already dead bodies and took em out on my Grandfather's boat...I swear ,I didn't kill nobody." he said.


"Officer, read him his rights..." said Angie.......

A slew of reporters and media people snapped photos of Duke, Sirena,Angie and Hop escorting Ace Freehly out of his Cement shop into the paddy wagon...He tried to cover his head with his jacket....
At this very moment at the Pizzeria, Carlotta was enjoying Pizza with John Toilet...He had closed the store and was eating alone with her...

"Aye Mios Dios...This is the best pizza...."moaned Carlotta...


John looked at her...

"Mmmmmmmmm I bet that is how you look when you cum isn't it?" said John Toilet...

"I don't know...I'll have to ask my husband.."she replied..

John Toilet smiled..

"Why don't you let me make you cum?" he asked her..

''Don't be crude John...You should be lucky I'm here talking to you..." said Carlotta.

"I won't really feel lucky until you let me take you for a spin in my car outside and then come up to my condo and get in my bed.." he said.

"I told you I'm married.."said Carlotta..

"And?  Where is hubby right now? What are you doin alone with me right now?"asked John Toilet..

''He's in court."she said.

"Look Carlotta...I have a little money on the side as you can see....I'm bettin I got enough to take care of you better than hubby...." said John...

"How do you afford this car and that condo?" asked Carlotta..

"You said my pizza was good...I do a good business here..." he laughed..

"Really? This place isn't doing that good!" asked Carlotta..."Come on...What are you into?" asked Carlotta...

''Sleep with me and I'll tell you everything.."he laughed..

"I don't need to know that bad..."she said,laughing..

"Damn,is that a black bra you're wearing?" he asked..

"Stop looking at my boobies!...''she said playfully...

"I can't help it...Now look, what have I got to do to get you to give me some of that good good..?" asked John...

"I don't think you can  do anything...Johnny boy...She's off the market." said Jimmy...who walked in with five uniformed policemen...all armed with shotguns...

"Jimmy?? How the hell did you get in here.?" asked a startled John Toilet...

"Through the back!....It's all over Johnny Boy....We have your cousin downtown...He gave you up...We have your gun...It's got your fingerprints and DNA on it and it's a ballistic match to 49 homicides....Oh yeah and we found your killing room too!"said Jimmy...

"POLICE!!! HANDS UP!! WE HAVE A WARRANT!" yelled Tyriq!
Tyriq and a gaggle of policemen ,all armed, busted the front door down and came barging in...weapons drawn...John Toilet was no fool..He got on his knees and raised his hands above his head!!!

"Read him his rights!!!...John Toilet, you're under arrest for 49 homicides....49 counts of first degree murder...Smile....You just made history son! You got the city record!" said Tyriq...

John smirked a little bit!

"I don't believe this..."he said as he was handcuffed and dragged out...

Reporters snapped his photo. as Carlotta, Tyriq and Jimmy brought him out and put him in the police cruiser...
He took one last look at Carlotta and shook his head...

IV-
We took John Toilet downtown..


He only wanted to talk to Carlotta....So She sat in the ''Fishbowl" (the nickname the detectives had for the interrogation room) while we watched...

"Jack Stratton was the first major guy I killed..before that...all small time hoods...The kind nobody would miss.I was paid a quarter of a million for that Stratton job....I got my cousin to fit him with some cement shoes and we took him out on the water on my uncle's boat...My uncle doesn't know anything about this...He's old,retired and feeble... I killed Stratton's girlfriend because she kept asking around about Jack and threatened to go to the police...  Once the word got out on the street that we took care of Jack Stratton, different people came to us with requests...Big people...They wanted somebody gone and gone quietly ...and they paid handsomely...We took care of it.." he said..

"You shot them?" asked Carlotta..

"Yeah...Me and Ace would kidnap em, take em out to his cement plant...I'd shoot em,kill em and he'd fit em for cement shoes and we'd take em out to the middle of the ocean and drop em.....Riggins killed a rival drug crew guy...They paid me and Ace 50k for that kill....Bobby Singer , we got an additional 50k, I would have done him for free...I hated him...and Bruce Cutter...His estranged wife's mother paid us 25K a piece for him, she believed he was guilty of killing her daughter and her daughter's lover...Which he was.....Then she put in a phony missing persons report to cover herself.." he said,laughing at the thought......

In all, John Toilet confessed to 49 murders...All for pay...We found the names of the people who hired him and his cousin for the murders and arrested all of them...42 people...Some were repeat customers...At the Cement plant..We found enough forensic evidence to convict both John Toilet and his cousin, Ace Freehly on 49 counts of first degree murder,kidnapping and conspiracy....The worst Mass Murder in Philadelphia history....

Ace Freehly was sentenced to Life , no parole...but his cousin, John Toilet....a psychopath who felt no emotion and no remorse was sentenced to die by lethal injection...

The day after those two were arrested,We found a 50th body under the water....The body of a long missing drug dealer named Dakota Jones...He had been shot twice and put in a body bag....The murder weapon and shells was in a plastic zip lock bag bag,tucked in the bag with his body.. John Toilet denied having anything to do with that murder...For once, he was right...The fingerprints on the murder weapon matched those of a disgraced ,former ADA, Ethan Proud ,who had died of a Heroin Overdose,shortly after Dakota Jones went missing last year.
Sissy was ecstatic...49 closed murder cases...plus our four made it 53 closed cases....The highest clearance in the department..

EPILOUGE-
With the case closed, life returned to normal....  We threw Sissy a surprise birthday party at Josie's a week later...
She thought that her husband Eddie C.was taking her there to see her father ,

Dutch Van Buren and the Liquid Love band perform..
They were performing...but it was also her birthday and we had just put a monster ,make that two monsters ,John Toilet and Ace Freehly away...

"Oh My God....You really surprised me Eddie." she said..



 Carlotta and I were there....


As was Angie and Jimmy....

Duke and Hazel....


Tyriq and Sirena....


Hop and Sharon....

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! BEST BOSS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" we yelled out...

And there were more guests...

Rollie Rollerson, no longer Millionaire playboy.....but now recently married...

Soloman Foster, former ADA....Also married now! and in Private Practice...

Our good friend, Bridget Jones...and how could we have a party for Sissy without inviting our favorite Private Investigator, Kevin Morris and his wife Sepia..


We had a huge cake for Sissy, made by Cakeman Raven's bakery!

and plenty of drinks flowing.....
 Beer....More beer than we could ask for...
 and Liquors....Eddie C. had pulled out all of the stops!

Captain Cantrell and his wife, DEA regional Special Agent in charge, Carol Redding was there and last but never least...Our favorite Attorney and her staff...






Attorney Olivia Bennett-Alexander, Her husband, Investigator Donnie Ray Alexander...,her niece, Attorney Beverly West, Attorney Nelson East and Parlegal, Josie Boyd also arrived..
Sissy was moved to tears....First time I'd ever seen her cry....

"I can't believe this...Thank you...Thank you all so much.." she said..

"Thank You....for being in our lives ." I said and kissed her on the cheek...

"And for organizing all of this...I KNOW you plan to uh THANK ME tonight huh?" said Eddie C..

"Of course...but I believe I uh "Thanked you" before we got dressed to come here." said Sissy ,smiling slyly and remembering the fierce lovemaking they made in the bedroom right before they took showers..
Eddie C. smiled..

''Well, you can never thank me enough..."he said, winking...
Honey Brown was smiling when a worker came up to her..

We got a slight problem in one of the bathrooms....The toilet won't flush..I think it's clogged..

We all looked at each other and cracked up!



15 comments:

Toni said...

GREAT STORY I LOVED IT!

Angie B. said...

Ditto what Toni said...Loved it!

Sunflower said...

Nice wrap up!

Anonymous said...

STANDING AND APPLAUDING AND THROWING MY PANTIES!

Halo said...

Nice!

Lisa said...

John Toilet really was a psychopath..A charming psychopath!

Halo said...

Most psychopaths are charming...That's how they manage to fool so many people for so long!

Vanessa said...

I knew John Toilet was the culprit...He and his cousin Ace were a trip!

Rita said...

That guy they found, the 50th guy....Isn't he the guy from an Olivia story? He got Zoey pregnant....and her ex-boyfriend killed him...then overdosed..

Brenda said...

That's him..Dakota Jones..Zoey's then boyfriend "Sold" her to him for a night to pay off a drug debt and she wound up getting pregnant...

Cheryl said...

Zoey, has been through a lot...Drug addicted Boyfriend...Inpregnanted by a Drug Dealer.. beating a habit herself, nearly losing her job and having to return to her old law firm for less pay..then getting mixed up with Olivia's ex, Elwood...Ole girl needs something good to happen to her..

Keith said...

Dakota Jones and Zoey will be addressed tomorrow in short story called "Finding Dakota."

George S. said...

Glad you guys wrapped this up...I was thinking this might be a ten parter or John Toilet would return to taunt them...Nice work!

James Perkins said...

Another good story...Glad they caught those two psychopaths...

Yvonne Anderson said...

Good Story...I liked it!