Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Red Hot Mama (From Louisiana)




 I knew how Lt. Tragg operated and sure enough..I found not one, but three GPS Tracking devices on my car... Me and two of my operatives removed them....We neutralized them and tossed them into a box  .. I left my car in the indoor parking lot...


Kool Kat met me at the back exit in his car and we pulled off.




He had put simular GPS Trackers on both my wife and Bonnie's cars..



My operatives removed four from Sepia's car and Three from Bonnie's car....We placed neutralized them and placed them all in a box... I had Sean Jackson mail them to the Police Department.. Care of the Deputy of Operations.



Lt. Tragg sat in the parking lot..

"Morris doesn't appear to have left the building, but his wife and that Bonnie Shay left an hour ago..I'm not getting a signal from any of the cars.." he said..

He sat in the parking lot for another hour before he angrilly pulled off.



He couldn't know that I was miles away at Pink's seafood restaurant  and store..





When I got there, Pink and Willie "Sweet Dick" Jenkins were enjoying some Fried Catfish , Some Homemade Cornbread and some cole slaw on the side..

"Hey Kev, Walter, Come on in...Get some of this." said Pink..

"Wouuuuu lawd, this is good eatin." said Sweet Dick Jenkins.


"YESSSSSSSSSSss, Come on Pink, fix me a plate." demanded Kool Kat, who sat down with the two men...

A plate was put in front of him...

"I'm good, I ate already." I said..



"Well pass me that Hot sauce, MMMMMMMMM, UMMMMMMMM, this is some damn good eatin." said Kool Kat as he sat down and joined the two men..

Sweet Dick howled with laughter and slapped his knees as  He, Pink and Kool Kat enjoyed their food.



"You got me in a jam Sweet Dick...That cop you busted up is on my trail...He wants you bad! I didn't tell him I even know you, but he doesn't believe that... At this very moment.. He's sitting outside my job, waiting for me to leave.." I said.




"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU MUST BE TALKIN BOUT LT. TRAGG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Pink.

"I don't know what his name was...Some ole candy ass detective made a remark about my man Kevin's wife and baby yesterday in Sam Mother's joint.. I told him to move on and leave em alone and the candy ass decided to swing on me.. I tried to knock his head off.. He aint ready for this Louisiana Smoke." said Willie "Sweet Dick" Jenkins..




Kool Kat laughed, but said nothing as he poured more Hot sauce on his fried Catfish and buttered his cornbread.. He was really enjoying his food..



"He put about three GPS Tracking devices on my car, which is still at work in the parking lot, My wife's car and our friend, Bonnie Shay's car... My operatives removed them all, Neutralized them and mailed them back to his Deputy of Operations." I said.


"That's the way to get that cat off your tail Kev.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"laughed  Sweet Dick!


"He's off my tail for awhile....but you don't know this guy...He's a real pain in the ass...His own detectives don't like him...every Black defense attorney hates him and Assistant District Attorneys refuse to work a prosecution if they know he's involved in a bust." I said, laughing and shaking my head..

"Ummmph, sounds like a real sweet heart.." said Sweet Dick, who over the years knew his way around Philly.. His four daughters had moved here and set up a very profitable Soul Food Restaurant..Two to be exact and a catering business...He had traveled here with local New Orleans Musicians who played at Josie's Bar and Grill...He knew the players and connects... and the local people worth knowing.

"He has come here trying to pump me for info...I always give him wrong information....I only talk to my small circle of friends." said Pink..."As far as anyone knows.. I'm a businessman." said Pink.


"So Spill....What is this all about?" I ask..



''Well Kevin it started like this.." said Sweet Dick as he ate the last morsel of food.. and gulped down a glass of Sweet Tea..


II-

"It began in New Orleans...

I have a reputation of being a player... A good Card game always attracts me....


I was involved in all of the card games in the Black section.... I won and I won big...I was a major playa..  but my mistake was getting involved with the white boys... They didn't want to let me in their game at first....


There is high stakes Gambler, Mr. Big Time... They call him Geechie Don Dan....Had the biggest high stakes poker game running..


I wanted in... He thought I was funny... He had heard of me..

I took him for 100 Large the first night.. 200 Large a few weeks later and 300 Large the next week..


Mr. Geechie Don Dan didn't like being taken down like that....He was certain that I had cheated in someway...." said Sweet Dick..


Kool Kat was laughing...

"So Wait a minute...You took this guy for 600 Large in the course of a month...This big time gambler.?" he said.

I could tell Kools didn't believe him...



Sweet Dick was not one to lie, especially about two things.. Money and Women..He pulled out his phone and showed us his bank account in the Caymen Islands...

He had close to three million dollars in this account... and he showed deposits in the amounts of  100 K, 200K and 300K  deposited on the days after he said he won big in cards...




Kool Kat and I and Pink all gasped....


"If I'm lyin, I'm flyin... I took him for so much...I coulda bought the joint where the card game was goin on... Cleaned all them white boys out who thought they was so slick, so up on the game..  I wasn't fool enough to put my money in a bank in New Orleans....So I put it in my Caymen Islands account..
You know I have a straight job...A seasonal job... Me and Donnie Ray's father work on the fishing boats...


We make pretty good money too! Enough to support us during the off season.." said Sweet Dick.,.

"Yeah and you supplement your income quite well don't you?" I said.
"I play Bitcoin too and invest well... I aint no dummy.."said Sweet Dick.
"I can see that...Now why do I get the feeling there is a woman involved in this too?" I asked.

"Boyyyyyy they said you're the best private investigator money can buy in this city....They wasn't lyin.." laughed Sweet Dick..



Kool Kat and Pink laughed out loud....

"Yeah Geechie Don Dan was like a lot of them White Boys.. Live in the White Suburbs...Run an exclusive Whites only Card Game and Sleep Black.... He had a Black chick he was crazy about..Her name was Lani Marcel. She was Black...look like she had a little Creole in her!

Kev, Walter, Pink, you had to see her...Fine as wine, Big tits...Body like Whoa... In fact here is a picture of her.." He said and pulled out his phone..




She was a beautiful and shapely woman...


Kool Kat and Pink's eyes nearly popped out of their heads..

"LAWDDDDDD!" they both said..


"I knew she was his girl....She was around when I won that money...And I knew he was sore because I had taken him for all that dough...



Rumor had it.. I had a wall safe in my apartment where I kept all my winnings... That's crazy...I'm no fool...That money was wired to my Caymen Island Accounts the next morning after I won it...All I kept in that safe was my supply of Viagra and Cialis and some jewelry..."said Sweet Dick..





Kool Kat, Pink and I cracked up laughing... Sweet Dick Jenkins was nothing if not good fun..



III-


We sat down in Pink's Seafood Restaurant and listened to Sweet Dick Jenkins tell his story...




Like all master storytellers, Sweet Dick Jenkins could captivate a room ...he had me, Kool Kat and the wordly Pink who thought he had heard and seen it all captivated..


"Word went through the New Orleans street world that 



I should keep a low profile....Maybe leave town for a little while.. Geechie Don Dan was pretty butt hurt that I had took him for 600 Large...nearly a million dollars in those card games and was certain that I had cheated.. He wanted his money back...It was too late for that....


I went to Houston for awhile..bout a month...Then I returned...


This broad...His broad...This beautiful Black woman started hanging around me..BUYING ME DRINKS, Imagine that....

I knew he had fished her into me to get close to me...He couldn't very well come down into the Black section of New Orleans and hunt for me...

We would meet at various bars and drink and talk and go out to eat... And finally, she came back to my spot.. It would be a memorable night, but not in the way she thought..



She inquired about my safe... I opened it for her..There was nothing in it...


"Look I know why you came here...To see if I had you boyfriend's money in my safe... seein as I don't ,there is no need to make this trip a total waste...Know what I'm sayin, Heh Heh Heh?" I said.




|"Ummmmm judging by the way your trousers seem to be standing out like a circus tent... I was hoping we could uh make it a night." she said, smiling a real seductive grin...

''Welllllllll, All right...Glad we see eye to eye on that." I laughed..Her name was Lani.. Me and my old lady had split up a few months before and I hadn't had any....


"Let's go in the bedroom and get our clothes off , get comfortable.." said Lani.


"Wellll, alrightttttt! What you sayy girl?" I laughed.. To tell you the truth, I had been checkin her out for awhile now and she had caught me looking at her numerous times.. She just smiled.. She was used to it.


Lani stood in the doorway...

"Ummmmmmmmm I've caught you looking at my butt and at my breasts....It's a wonder you could concentrate." she said.



"Oh I'm a great multi tasker baby...." I said,

My eyes bulged out of it's sockets , watching her undress...


She had gotten cat calls and whistles from several men all day...All over New Orleans. Exactly the reaction she wanted... I certainly noticed...I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. 

I wondered how Geechie Dan Don had gotten a Hip and Sexy Black chick like this...The answer was obvious.. Money and Power..


Care to help me with my zipper?" she said. As I unzippered her dress and watched as she stepped out of it.

My eyes were bulging out of their sockets...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuu you are packing." she giggled.

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! SO ARE YOU" I  said, ogling her huge breasts.

"Ohhhhhhhh stoppppp!" she giggled.

I  ran my hands down into her panties and kissed her butter soft lips..


 I gently unhooked her bra and slipped her panties down....

"You are blessed....and so horny....Look at you....OUUUUUUUU!" she laughed..
 



We  stood in the doorway, kissing passionately...

"Ohhhhh my god, I couldn't wait.." I  moaned..

"I know...I couldn't wait either," Lani found herself saying , taking the rest of her clothes off  and marveling about my size and girth..

"REALLY?" he said..

''Yes...Really!" she said..I've wanted you since you won that money... I wanted to know if your nickname is for real..Do you really have a sweet dick?" she asked.

"WOW!" I said...

"Oh My lord, you are HUGE! sweet or not..you've got a big one." she said......

"Enjoy" was all I could think to say.

"I plan to....wouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Look at you....What am I going to do with all that?" she exclaimed, putting her hands over her mouth...and giggling with excitement...

This got me very excited..



I tossed her on the bed...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mr. Willie" she gasped... 

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph."I groaned in my low baritone as the bed began to squeak and the headboard began to rattle..

''Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!  baby!" she squealed..




  I  lifted her up!

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SWEEET BABY!!!" I moaned...

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TALK TO ME DADDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!OHHHH MYYYYY" cooed Lani..I was nearly to her stomach, she gasped..

"YOU ARE SOOOO BIG...SO HARDDD...OUUUUUUUUUUUU SWEET DICK!! YESSSSSS!" she screamed out...



We were back in the bed now, going at each other strongly.....

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!" I groaned..


"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOO HOOOOO, OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OUUUU HOO HOO...OH MY GOD!!!! OUUUUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OH MY GOD!!!! SWEET DICK!!!!....OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!''Lani screamed..She was pleasently surprised...

The bed was squeaking loud now and the headboard was slamming hard against the wall...

THREE TO FOUR HOURS slowly drifted by....She was impressed with my stamina...

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!  OHHHH MR. WILLIE!!!, you aren't making any
damn sense!  OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Myyyy LAWD!"said LANI!

''OOOOOOOU..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SWEET BABY!!! LANI"I  moaned 

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu say my name baby...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" she cooed deliriously....

"LANI....OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I  moaned..

"YESSSSSSSSSSS YESSsSSSSSSSS BABYYYYY! SWEET DICK!! SWEET DICK!! SWEEETTTT DICK!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" she cried out



THREE TO FOUR MORE HOURS PASSED  before I came and came hard....and Lani's  legs began to quiver and then shake...her head turned from side to side and tears streamed down the side of her face..She was crying like a little girl....She was having ,she believed her fourth intense orgasm and just crying like a baby...

Lani continued kissing me and rubbing my johnson until it hardened again....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu there it is! OUUUU Look at that!!!" she said..

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! YESSSSSSS BABY! YESSSS!" I moaned.. I couldn't believe my good fortune..This broad  was a freak behind closed doors I mused.

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Lani wailed..

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SWEEET BABY!"  I moaned 

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YESSSSSSSS! SWEET DICK!!" she cooed!

I was engaged and on her again....

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"I moaned..

"TALK TO ME BABY...YOU LIKE IT BABY!?" she asked.

"YES!!! YES...OH YESSSSS!"I moaned..I  didn't know if I  was coming or going...

"I LIKE YOUUUUU TOOO!!! OUUUUUUUUUUU!!!  I LIKE YOU SO MUCH!  YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND!" she cooed...She was having her fifth and sixth intense orgasms...

OH MY GOD.....OUUUUU MOREEEEE?" I asked.

"OUUUUUUUUU YESSSS...YESSSSS AND MORE , IF YOU WANT IT...I SURE DO!" she moaned..

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..OUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" I moaned...


THREE TO FOUR  MORE HOURS drifted by....She was sitting on me, riding me hard.....


"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LAWWWWWWWWWWWD!" I moaned as I began to cum like a gusher...

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CUM DADDDY! CUM FOR MOMMY!!! OUUUUUUUUUU!"moaned Lani!!!.
..

I lie in between her legs....exhausted..
.



The Broad wouldn't let me sleep , She continued kissing me, taking my johnson in her mouth, kissing and slurpin...keeping it hard..

''Since I'm here, you might as well take  as much of me as you want..." she cooed..

''OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. LAWDDDDDDDD! " I moaned..I climbed back on top of her...


"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..LOOK AT THAT!! SWEET DICK!! SWEEEEEEET DICK!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS! OUUUUUUUU SWEET DICK!!" she cooed..

We were at it again...The Bed was squeaking out of control...….The headboard was slamming against the wall...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu SWEET DICK BABY!!!!!!!, I'm not going to be able to walk tommorrow..but it feels so good!" she cooed..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I moaned..


.
"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SWEET DICK!!....YOU ARE DOING THE DAMN THING!" she moaned..


"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I  moaned..



We were standing in the middle of the floor now, I was long stroking her..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HOOOO HOOO HOOO HOOO HOOOOOO, Aye...Ayeeeeeeee, Ayeeeee, Ay yi yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….OH MY GOD SWEET DICK BABY!...OUUUUU! YOU ARE ALL UP IN THIS..OUUUUUUUUUU WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" she screamed.

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HOOOO HOOO HOOO HOOO HOOOOOO, Aye...Ayeeeeeeee, Ayeeeee, Ay yi yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….OH MY GOD ...OUUUUU!  ayyyee, aye yi yiiiiii" she screamed.



We were back in bed...going at it slower..

FIVE TO SIX HOURS DRIFTED BY

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!" I  moaned...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lover...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu this is soooooooo
nice...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..YOU LIKE IT DADDY?" she cooed softly..

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" I moaned as I came again like a gusher...





I lie in between that girls legs, totally exhausted....too exhausted to move...Lani was  totally satisfied...She had never had this many orgasms and such strong ones at that , she told me.....She held my head in her arms..She told me she was supposed to seduce me and get the combonation to that safe and poison me.. To think what she might have missed out on..

It was almost 12 noon, Saturday Morning...What a night and early morning the two of us had both had..


She lie on top of me...

"I'm your girl now! " she says... "Ouuuuuu Sweet Dick." she whispered to me... "You've got to leave town for awhile...He plans to kill you...I'm serious...but when the heat is off, come back to me.. I aint goin nowhere... I'm in love with you." she said..


She wasn't lyin... Within the next week.. My car exploded.. It just missed me.. I didn't need a weather man to know that the contract on me was out.. I gave her some money for her to get out of  town and I headed here to Philly... Only..He followed me here... He takes this personally... I took his money and I took his woman guys..He wants me dead.." said Willie "Sweet Dick" Jenkins.


''Which leads us to today, why you are here..." I said.



IV-


I went back to work.....Pink was hiding Sweet Dick out in the safehouse by the airport...


I stopped by my office in the sub-basement... I had 39 vetted Administrative Assistants and now with the addition of 7 new operatives, all ex CIA , Homeland security...I had a total of 14 operatives..
Peeping Tom made his report..

While you were out Kevin, Our operatives kept a close watch on Mable  Jenkins and her three sisters.Her Two restaurants and her catering business all got a visit from this cool charactor.."
He said, turning the monitor on...

He's a local hood...Goes by his initials L.Q. Lamont Quincy...He's good at finding people in hiding... He didn't hurt them...he showed them photos of their father and asked them to tell him that an "Important man wishes to meet with him.." then he left...

He works for this guy... Lemond Bishop... He has a hot package on the street.. He sells to a number of the local drug dealers... Our guess is Mr. Geechie Dan Don..


has hired him and his considerable resources to try and track down Mr. Jenkins..." he said.


"I figured a cool white man like him would know he couldn't come into the Black community looking for anyone..So he'd hire an underworld element to do it." I said.

"Just watch your back Kev."said Peeping Tom...

"I will." I said.


I went home....Call it intuition, but something was strange about my house... It was semi dark and I knew Sepia was home by now.....

My door was cracked just a little...


I sent Kool Kat a text, telling him to come by...Use his key and enter from the back door in the basement.. Then I went in..
Sepia was holding Kimberly.....

"Kevin.... He met me at the front door and forced his way in.." she said.. she looked afraid.

A man wearing a black doo rag and a flaming red shirt sat in the living room...He had a toothpick in his mouth and was holding a Glock!



"Mister Kev, Mister Kevin...Come in... put your gun down.....YOUR OTHER ONE TOO!" he said..




I put my Glock and my .38 smokeless on the table...

"You Must be L.Q." I said.


"You are good... Now the reason I am here is not to hurt you or your lovely wife and daughter... The man I work for wants some information on this man....

"Willie "Sweet Dick" Jenkins.... Don't lie and say you don't know him because he's your wife's uncle and I saw him talkin to you in Josie's the other night...The man I work for just needs to know where he is, that's all." he said.

''What if I told you I don't know?" I said.
''See what you're not gonna do is lie to me and waste my time..I said I didn't come here to hurt you or your family...I never said that I wouldn't...I'll start with your wife, then your daughter...I'll make you watch me gun them down..then I'll.." he said , but was cut short...
Kool Kat's 357 Mag was pressed upon his temple..
He turned to see Kool Kat's baleful stare, a stare that's scared the hell out of many players on the street...

"GET UP!! GET UP AND DROP YOUR HEATER!" he commanded...


L.Q. was scared to death... I could see it in his face...



I took his Glock and mine and my 38..






"Sepia, put Kimmy to sleep...We are going to be a little late tonight.." I said..
"Okay." she said.. "Be Careful..." she said.


"Kev aint the one you gotta worry about." snarled Kool Kat as we drug L.Q. out the door..
His legs had went limp and he wouldn't walk under his own power. The Big tough guy , the enforcer who terrified so many was now terrified himself.

We took L.Q. out back..

You could hear punches coming from both me and Kool Kat..

"OUUUUUUUUUUU.." 

"Don't YOU EVER...EVER COME TO MY HOUSE AGAIN!!" I said as Kool Kat and I took turns punching his lights out...

" OUUUUUUUUUUUUU....OUUUUUUUUUUUF, OHHHHHHHHH LAWD...I WON'T , I SWEAR..." L.Q. screamed out in pain..

"I WON'T OUUUUUUUUUU!" he screamed out..

We ripped his trousers completely off, leaving him with only his belt and his boxers,,,

I took his wallet...



Kool Kat and I took him to  the old water tower across town we used to play in as children... We tied him up and left him hanging there....His face looked worse than Lt. Tragg's face.. It was swollen, his lips swollen and bloody, his nose bleeding and both of his eyes , swollen shut...He was there in nothing more than his boxers..

"You can't leave me here like this.. Come on man...I'm in my drawers...A girl might come by.."He pleaded.
" Then she can untie you. You gonna call the cops Kev?" asked Kool Kat.

"I'll call em in the morning..We gotta make one more delivery and then we'll call it a night." I said.


The Condo of Lemon Bishop...


''Somebody's at the door baby....Make em go away." said the woman he was entertaining.

Lemon Bishop answered the door..

Kool Kat punched him so hard, his feet left the ground and he landed on his living room floor..


Kool Kat put his .357 magnum to his head...but there was no need...He was out cold.



The woman he was with grabbed her clothes and headed for the door..

"I AINT GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH THIS...I DIDN'T SEE YALL...I DON'T KNOW YALL...I'M OUT!!" she said and ran out the door..



I dropped L.Q.'s wallet on his face...

"Word of advice for you Bishop my man... You send someone else to my house or to question my wife and you'll end up worse than L.Q.  You can make book on that." I said..

Kool Kat and I left him sprawled on the floor with a broken nose and his henchman's wallet on his chest..

(TO BE CONTINUED)


5 comments:

Swaggie said...

Excellent Story...Loved the title, loved the action...The kind of story that made Escapades Great!

Toni said...

Another classic Keith! If it wasn't for the appearence of so many current charactors,I'd swear you wrote this years ago..

Angie B. said...

As usual, My friend took the words out of my mouth...Hey "Ventures" The Surprise Proposal" was nice too!

James Perkins said...

Loved this title and the story as well!

HAlo said...

"I AINT GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH THIS...I DIDN'T SEE YALL...I DON'T KNOW YALL...I'M OUT!!" she said and ran out the door. LMAO....I don't blame Sistah girl..