Brothers Keepers

It wasn't hard to find Edward Wood...He had told Wilona Drinkwater that he was going to get breakfast the next morning at a particular diner he had become fond of (and that he and his brother was also planning to buy and use to launder money through.) and that she was welcome to join him.

We had heard and seen it on the wire taps in his suite.  The amount of pillow talking this guy did was incredible...He had already confessed to murder and had just about laid out he and his brother's entire operation to Wilona while they were in the bed together...Not wise at all.

The next morning ,Kool Kat and I drove up to the diner, which was owned by our friend, Sam Mother ,parked the car and walked in... Edward was sitting at the table with a local hood that I recognized..Albert "Allie Boy" Lewis...They were finishing up their meal when the waitress came to them with the check...

Eddie smiled at Allie Boy and tore the check up...

"I don't have to pay no check...I own this joint." he said to the confused girl..

"Go call your boss." said Allie Boy, grinning like a cheshire cat.... He was a known Drug dealer and had been a one time juice man..(Loan Shark) He was a bully, a predator in an expensive suit...

Sam Mother came walking over to Eddie and Allie Boy...He was sweating bulletts..

"Hey , tell your help who I am...and don't be havin them bring no checks when I'm in here eatin." said Edward.

"Yes sir..She-She-She's new." he said, sweating and shaking...

Kool Kat smiled and looked at me... I nodded..We walked over to the table where they were meeting...

"Hi ya Sam." said Kool Kat..

"Hey Walter, Hi Kevin..This aint a good time guys." said Sam.

"HEY..I'M TALKIN HERE!" yelled Edward at Kool Kat and Me. Big Mistake.

"You don't know me Eddie, but I know you...I came to talk to you." I said.

Allie boy went for his gun, but Kool Kat pulled his .44 Magnum out and stuck the barrell at his nose...

"Take your hand out of your pocket or I'll break every last one of your fingers...Now get up real slow and let's take a walk...Come on..I aint stutterin..MOVE!" he said.. Allie Boy was no fool..He jumped up and moved toward the door as Kool Kat ordered him to do.  I sat down.

Eddie looked at me...He frowned..He wasn't impressed.

"Look...I don't know who you are...But you don't want none of this... I'm way over your head." he said.

"Listen up Ed...Your brother said the same thing a week or two ago...Ask him how that went." I said.

"Ohhhh, you the guy huh?" he said.

"I'm the guy..So I got some news for you...Dollar Bill's joint..."Bottom of the C" and this here joint....You no longer are welcome..They are mine now...You aint buyin em and you aint welcome..Got it?" I said.

"WHAT?  You must be out of your mind.." he said before I cupped his neck and slammed his head into the table so hard...All of the patrons spun around... Eddie fell to the floor... He stumbled to get up and just like his brother...He charged me....

He was a much better fighter than Byron...He landed a few lefts and rights to my head and chest...but I countered with a few lefts and rights of my own and a right cross and a left hook that sent him flying...He got up off of the floor visibly shaken...I punched him in the stomach and then hit him with a left right combonation that dropped him ! He was done for the morning...I then took his wallet out of his back pocket and pulled out his credit card!!

"Hey Sam..What does he owe on his bill?" I said.

Sam smiled...

"$27.50" he said.

"Charge it to his card and add a $10.00 tip." I said.

Sam did as I said... and then I revived him and stuck the business end of .38 smokeless
in his back...

"Sign it!" I said.

He did as he was told and then I grabbed him and hustled him outside... I took his gun and his knife off of him...

"I catch either of you within a block of here or "Bottom of The C" and I'll be back...Next time...I'll kill you." I said.

Eddie said nothing...Allie Boy fixed his suit..

"Hey man..I aint got nothin to do with this....I'm out..We straight ,right Kool Kat?" he asked...

"Get out of here" said Kool Kat.

"Yes sirrrr..." he said and ran as fast as he could down the street.

I shoved Eddie up against the wall...

"Get to steppin." I said.

"You don't know who I am or who you're messin with." he spouted.  I looked at Kool
Kat.

"Did I act like I cared who this clown was?" I asked.

"Nah man...and I don't care either." laughed the Big man.

"Who's your boss? Who you guys with?" asked Eddie.

I cocked my pistol and stuck it at his nose...

''See this gun?  Now do you see your funeral soon?  This is all you gotta worry about right now." I said. Kool Kat howled with laughter and slapped his thigh... Eddie was not amused...

''Okay...But I promise you...You'll find out just how much trouble you're in...I can bring heat..You just wait tough guys." he spat.

He fixed his clothes and walked to his car and pulled off without further incident.

"Gee Guys...Will he be back here?" asked Sam Mother.

"Nah..Me and Kev put the fear of God in Him." laughed Kool Kat as He and I headed for the car.

II-

Meanwhile , At Byron's Suite...Wilona Drinkwater was naked and sitting on top of Byron's erect penis , moving up and down and moaning.....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Byron, you are driving me wildddd!!"she moaned...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYY..YOU FEELL SOOOO GOOOOD" he moaned as they continued having sex...

"LAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.." she moaned....

"This girl is somethin else." said Clerow as he Sean Jackson, Lockpick Johnson,Peeping Tom and Robert Foxworth watched the live feed from our van which was parked down the street from Byron's condo...

"Yeah, screaming for his brother last night and now in bed with the other one in the morning." said Sean.

Kool Kat and I just smiled...Wedrove up behind the van about an hour after our encounter with Eddie...If my plan worked right..Eddie would be getting himself together and heading to his brother's place to tell him that some locals were putting the squeeze on him...Only , he was going to run into an awkward situation.

"Owen ought to be gettin there just about now." said Kool Kat.

"ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." moaned Wilona as she was climaxing....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." moaned Byron as he too climaxed...She rolled off of him and they lay in bed, naked and sweaty..

Just then...The doorbell rang. Peeping Tom looked at us and smiled gleefully..............

"Awww hell, it's about to get good now." He said as Owen Todd appeared at the door.

"Who is that?" asked Wilona... "Probably my brother." he said...

She looked terrified..

"Don't answer that door...Come on, let's go for round two."she cooed.

"Baby..that was the third time this morning already...you are wearin me out...Let me get the door..I'll get rid of him." said Byron as he put on his bathrobe and went to the door.

"You Byron Wood?" asked Owen Todd.

"Who wants to know?" he snapped.

"This is for you..I suggest you watch it as soon as possible." he said and handed him an envelope with a DVD in it...Then Owen tipped his hat and walked away...

Byron closed the door and inserted the DVD into his player and turned on his 50 inch Flat screen monitor.

Wilona came out into the living room in her robe..

"Who was that baby?" she asked.

"Some guy..He gave me this DVD to watch" he said.

III-

"IF your brother knew I was here with you he'd -" said Wilona as she giggled and walked closer to Edward..


"He'd do nothin...He'd cry like the spineless gutless punk he is." snarled Edward..


"Ouuuu, you better stop talkin like that." she giggled..


"I talk like I want...Byron can't fight...Somebody punched his ticket a week ago ." he said.


Yeah...I saw that his lip was swollen and he had a black eye." she said.

"Hmmmph...If that had of been me...the other guy woulda been talkin through swollen lips." he bragged.


He pulled her to him...She looked down at his engorged erection in his boxers...


"WOW!" she said in astonishment!

Yeah...My brother aint packin like me huh?" he said.

"Well...He aint no slouch, but wowww...he aint you." she said as she took both of her hands and liberated his penis from his shorts..massaging it with both of her hands...


"Your damn husband was just about to write you out of your pre-nup...He was meetin with a lawyer ,about to cut you out of the deal.....Byron just wanted to go to court...thought he could win...but I took matters into my own hands..." he bragged.


"You did?" she asked.


"Yeah..I got Byron to call him...Told him we had a sweet deal for him..a way for him to keep his company..
He showed up like the sucker he was...and I smacked him in the head a couple of times with a baseball bat..
Then Byron and some loser named Rudy took his body and dropped him in a hole out by route 76...They aint never gonna find him..Hahahahahahahahahaha.." he laughed.


"You killed my husband?" she said.


"Yeah...I take direct action...When something needs to be done..I gets the damn job done." he said.


''Ouuuuuu, you are making me wet..." She said.


"Come here baby.." he said.


''What?"she said...


He grabbed her and began kissing her passionately...She returned his passion...and he knelt down....bit the side of her panties and ripped them off with his teeth...growling like a wild animal...

"ouuuuuuuu..direct action...." she cooed.

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." she screamed as he lifted her and entered her while holding her...


"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Edddieeeeeeeeeeeee..ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, you've got a horse in your pants...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." she moaned..

"Damn right baby..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....give it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..Ohhhh."
he moaned,....


"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,,,,OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD..." she screamed as he continued to thrust inside of her with all of his might...

Click!

Byron had seen enough...He turned the Television off... Wilona looked terrified.... ''Baby...babyyyyyy,I can explain." she said.

Byron slapped her so hard she fell to the ground...He was shaking and tears were streaming down his cheeks...

"EXPLAIN??? You was doin my brother??? MY BROTHER??? OH LAWDDD!" he said and kicked her in the side..

"Ohhh stop, please...He made me...He made me.." she said as he grabbed her by her hair...

"Yeah..I bet he did." he said... The doorbell rang again...

''Who IS IT?" he yelled.

"Who you talkin to like that? It's me...Ed....Open the door..We got problems!" he yelled.

"Oh you damn right we do." he yelled...He pushed Wilona to the floor and went in the drawer and produced a pistol...

He swung the door open and aimed his pistol at Eddie...

"HEYY MAN...IS YOU CRAZY? Put that heater away." yelled Eddie, still trying to play the tough guy.

Wilona screamed-

"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH..Eddie, he beat me...Ohhhhhhhhh." she screamed...

"I know the whole deal, bout you bangin my woman...You little punk..I cut you into this deal and let you think you was runnin things and gave you a shot at the damn big time and you stab me in the back...I'll KILL YOU!" screamed Byron..

"Now look...look..it aint like you think Big Bro..She seduced me...Came over my place buck naked." said Eddie..

"YOU LIE!!! LIAR!" screamed Byron....

"OUUUU, You are such a lying punk ass...Talkin all big...You just a punk with a large penis." screamed Wilona... Byron looked at her for a second...then more tears began to stream down his cheeks....

Eddie shrugged his shoulders- "What can I say?  I'm blessed with that." he said.

"SHUTTT UP..I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH!" screamed Byron.

"Now look Big Bro...Aint no need for no killin...Put that gun down...Let's all sit down and talk things out..You know..let's work it outttttttttttttttttttttttttttt." said Eddie...

''Negro...I'm gon kill you both right now..startin with you." said Byron.

"There won't be any more killing guys..Party is over!" I said.

The three of them looked around to see me, Kool Kat, Clerow and Owen Todd with guns drawn.

"YOU!" shouted Byron....

"Yeah it's me." I said.

Eddie looked equally shocked....But before he could say anything... Lt. Sissy Van Buren , three detectives and six uniformed policemen grabbed him and handcuffed him...

"You sir are under arrest for the murder of Alan Drinkwater....We found what was left of him out on the interstate and we got a warrant for your condo...We found the baseball bat that you used on him....You should have cleaned it...There's enough DNA and blood on that bat to possibly indict you for the murder of Rudy Lubbers... I think a gun might have been more expedient." she quipped..."Read him his rights boys and get him out of here." she continued.

I smiled....

"You been hangin around me too long." I laughed....

"Yeah...it seems like it Kevin...You are just making my job so much easier." she said and smiled.

"I live to keep you happy Sissy." I joked.

She looked at me and smiled seductively....and then she and the police were in their cars and gone!

Within minutes....Special Agent in Charge Frank Cotton and a slew of FBI agents arrested Byron Woods..still in his bathrobe.....

"What's this...a law enforcement convention?" he remarked as Byron was handcuffed
and led to a seperate car...They allowed him to throw on some jeans and a t-shirt and some sneakers.

"Looks like it." I quipped as we all laughed.

"What happens to me?" said Wilona Drinkwater, still in her flimsy bathrobe and showing way too much cleavage...a fact that wasn't lost on Kool Kat.

"You uh got a number? I'd be glad to stop by and uh , help you with your uh greiving and recovery." said Kool Kat as she smiled at him...

"Ouuuu..Ohh myyy...That would be nice." she said, pulling out her smartphone.

"Always glad to be of service " he said as he pulled out his smartphone...grinning like a cheshire cat.

I grabbed him...

"Come on you big lech." I said as Clerow and Owen Todd burst into laughter and we dragged Kool Kat down the hall..

Wilona stepped outside and looked at us as we walked away...

"Call me...." she said looking at Kool Kat as we got in the van and pulled off.

EPILOUGE:

Byron Wood and 35 people from Newark and 27 people from New York City were all arrested by the FBI and charged with extortion, wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy among other things...They were all convicted and received lengthy sentences in Federal prisons.

Edward Wood was charged and convicted of the murders of Alan Drinkwater the third and Rudolph Lubbers..He was sentenced to Life without the possibility of parole.
Neither brother has spoken to the other since their arrests.

Wilona Drinkwater received nothing from her late husband's will... His business with Robert Foxworth was completed in absentia..She was forced to declare bankruptcy and the last I heard, She was stripping again and living in a tiny rental house in West Philly.

Sepia and I and Terrie Boyd  were   enjoying a delicious meal at "Bottom of The C"... We were celebrating Terrie being hired as Sheila's new administrative assistant at Hype Magazine.

"I can't thank you enough Kevin for helping me get another job." she said.

''Yes , and I know your boss....I can guaruntee you that Sheila Jackson will not sexually harrass you." I joked as Sepia laughed and punched my arm lightly.

''Terrie, see what I have to put up with...He sexually harrasses me constantly and kills me with his corny jokes as well.If he wasn't my husband..I'd sue him."laughed my wife, Sepia.

"Tough life you have." joked Terrie.. "I need a man of my choosing to sexually harass me." she continued.

"I know that's right girl...So many creeps out here...Never the one you want." said Sepia, nodding her head in agreement.

She and Sepia laughed loudly and gave each other dap.

"Okayyyyyyyyyyyy." laughed Terrie.


When it came time to pay the check...Dollar Bill walked over to me...

"Well, I can see that the three of you are enjoying yourself..This one is on the house Kev...Your money is no good here." he said.

"Aww Come on Dollar Bill. I owe close to $90.00 bucks, all the food the three of us ate tonight." I said.

" Nah...I'm serious ..If not for you Kev...I wouldn't even have this joint....You saved me from those gangsters...Sam Mother told me that you saved him from those guys too.. Man, I could never repay you for what you done." said Dollar Bill.

"Just stop the gamblin..Stay away from the crap games." I said.

"Aww come on Kev...Why you think they call me Dollar Bill? I gotta occassionally play a card game or somethin." he said.

Sepia gave him a serious side eye and a scowl....He looked at me, I shrugged my shoulders....

"On the other hand..." He said and the four of us laughed loudly!