Air BNB While Black (from 2018)

 

FRIDAY- Bottom Of The C Restaurant...

Attorney Yvette Jones smiled as her boyfriend, Gary helped her sit down...

"I never knew you were such a gentleman." she joked..

''Whole Lot you didn't know, like the fact that I'm great in bed.." he joked.

Yvette laughed...

'' And Modest too.." she said...but she had to admit...He wasn't lying...He had made her toes curl more than a few times...and he had never failed to bring her to orgasm...

"Here come our friends.." she said..

Attorney Olivia Bennett-Alexander and her staff entered and walked up....

"Vettie, Gary, Thank you so much for inviting us.."said Olivia...

''Since when did Bottom Of The C start having a Brunch?" asked her niece and law partner, Beverly West...

"This is the second week....Reed Nelson and Bone Hampton told me about it the other night when I sat in with them..."said Olivia's husband, Donnie Ray Alexander....He was Olivia and Beverly's Investigator as well as a part time musician...He played the trumpet with different groups who performed in Josies...

"I knew you'd know about it.."said Beverly , teasingly... "Foodie.." she added...

''For my husband not being a Philly Native, he knows more eateries than I do.."said Olivia..

Beverly's husband, Attorney Nelson East smiled and sat down...

"How Nice...We all have a Friday off at the same time...How Many times does that happen?" he laughed..

"I know , right?" said Yvette...

"Everything smells so good..."said their Para-legal, Josie Boyd...

who looked around.....

''Ahhhhh here come my guys...Hard time getting up huh?" said Yvette as her four Associate Attorneys walked in and joined them at the big table..

Attorney Keith Jones

"Hey Everybody..Yeah it was hard...We were all at Aqua Bar last night..." he said..

''We saw you and Nelson there Bev."said his girlfriend, Attorney Bee Bee Evans...

"That was Nelson and I's first stop...We finished the night at Stoleys..."said Beverly,hugging her husband..

"Phewww..we tied one on..."said Nelson...

"Sorry we missed you guys...Khalil and I went to the movies and then we stopped at Josies for awhile.."said Attorney Sofia Garcia...

''We caught the end of your set ,Mr. Donnie Ray.." said Khalil...

"Oh Wow...It was so many people there I didn't see you guys.."said Donnie Ray...He was busy staring at his number one fan, sitting up front...His wife, Olivia..

"I saw them briefly..."said Olivia..

Gary observed them...He liked that Yvette had some friends and he liked that these people were her friends...He liked Olivia,Beverly, Donnie Ray,Nelson and Josie..and he liked Yvette's young charges,Keith, Bee Bee, Sofia and Khalil....He had made up his mind anytime he could help any of them, he was going to do it..

"Well Let's not just stand here..Let's Chow down.."he said..

"I'm with that" said Nelson....

"I just know you are..."laughed his wife Beverly, leaning on his shoulder..

II-

They all ordered Mimosas for the table..

Olivia ,Yvette and Bee Bee ordered Cheddar Omelets made to order..

Donnie  Ray ,Nelson and Beverly

ordered Hot Waffles and bacon made to order...

while Gary,Keith, Khalil ,Sofia and Josie..

devoured the Pancakes and Sausage.

 Chef Ralph Scallion walked by...He was a friend of Olivia, Beverly, Donnie Ray, Josie and Nelson...

"Hey you guys...This is the second week of our brunch...I hope you are enjoying yourselves..."he said..

''Ralphie ,Everything is delicious."said Olivia..

"Yes... You can see my husband and Donnie Ray are enjoying themselves."said Beverly...Giggling...

"Oh yeah, Congratulations on the wedding Beverly..."said Ralph Scallion.

"Thanks Ralph."said Beverly..

Gary, Donnie Ray, Nelson,Keith and Khalil were chowing down , they weren't saying a word...

Josie, Sofia and Bee Bee were cracking up...

Ralph smiled..

"Well tell your friends...We just tried this out....It's Friday,Saturday and Sunday...same time.." he said..

III-

Olivia looked at her old friend...

''So Vettie, what do you have planned for the weekend?" she asked..

"Livy, what do you know about Bayside?"

"Mostly white suburb ,Northwest of Philly....We've been there for a case once...Why?"asked Olivia..

"Gary rented an AirBNB for the weekend from a friend, a former cop...and he wants to take me....He has a little work to do and I have a few things to look over and he says it will be a great get away..."said Yvette..

"I guess...It is a pretty little town...There is a nice bar in the hotel...And you guys will have privacy...You can do the Hibbity Bibbity to your hearts content.."laughed Olivia..Who wasn't fooled...She knew no work was going to get done.

Yvette and Olivia laughed their conspiratorial laugh....




IV-

Gary and Yvette drove up outside of the AirBnB they would be staying at in Bayside this weekend..

"Gary it looks great.."said Yvette...

'Wait til you see the inside.."said Gary...

"You've been here before...I take it..?" asked Yvette...

"Yeah...When he first got it...."said Gary...

"You brought a girl here?" asked Yvette...

"No...I was here with several other cops and we had a case of beer...Didn't even spend the night..He told me when I had a girl, a special girl to let him know..He's away for the weekend..."said Gary...

Yvette smirked...

''Sometimes you're just too smooth for me...Besides...Even if you did come here with a girl...I couldn't hold that against you...It was before us..."said Yvette...

"Yeah it was...I had a few one night stands....I won't lie...but nobody special I wanted to spend a whole weekend with...until now!"said Gary...

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..." said Yvette...

The inside was equally gorgeous..

Gary had stopped at the Fresh Grocer and bought groceries...He was a pretty good cook and he planned to cook most of their meals this weekend...

Yvette went upstairs and undressed....She took a nice hot relaxing shower.....

She was lotioning her legs when Gary walked in the bedroom....She was wearing a gray Victoria's Secret Night shirt that came to her hips and some pink lace bikini panties....

"Oh My Godddd.."said Gary, looking at her shapely legs and curvaceous hips....."LAwwwwwwwwwd" he said..

"Why do you always act like you're seeing me for the first time.."laughed Yvette...

"Oh My Goddddddddddddddddd.."was all he could say...

Yvette walked over to him and slipped his suit jacket off...She untied his tie and took his shirt off..

He unzippered his trousers and stepped out of them, his socks and his shoes...She noticed his boxers were sticking out like a circus tent...She gasped..

"Ohhhh my god..." she said...

He slipped his boxers off...She softly stroked his penis..

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph" he moaned...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gary...ouuuuuuu you're a horse amongst ponies...."she said..

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."he moaned as she softly stroked his bulging penis...

She laughed a little..

''What's so funny?" he asked..

"Your penis....It's shaking....You are really excited....Maybe you need to calm down a bit..."she said..

He slipped her panties down slowly and she stepped out of them...

"No chance of you calming down huh?" said Yvette...

"Not a chance.." said Gary...

They stood in the middle of the floor ,kissing slowly....softly...She allowed herself to softly stroke his penis...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Easy Gary, Easyyyyy."Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Garryyyyyyyyy..Ohhhhhhhhh my godddd...Ummmmmmm, you are so hard!!...Ouuuuuu lawd!" she whispered...

In no time , They were lying on the bed....

  Gary entered Yvette softly,gently...She was wet and warm...He was losing his mind...as he began to move up and down slowly at first and then gradually faster...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu GARYYYYY!!!..Ohhhhhhhhh my godddd!!" she moaned...

FIVE to SIX hours of lovemaking continued...The bed had been squeaking loudly and the headboard was moving and silently slamming against the wall, which caused the man in the next room to yell to the top of his lungs.. the entire six hours or so they were making love...

"FOR THE LOVE OF PETE...WILL YOU  TWO KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF WITH ALL THAT RACKET?I AM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!!! YOU TWO BEEN GOIN AT IT FOR HOURS....Shutttttttttttttttttttttt up!!!" bellowed a man and slammed his fists on the wall..

  They both ignored him and kept making love...

"Ummmmmmmm Gary, ouuuuuuuuuuuuu...give it to me...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"she moaned..

"Yesss baby yes...." he moaned..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" she moaned loudly...

"KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF WITH ALL THAT RACKET?I AM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!!!"the man in the room next to their room yelled ..


"Gary,somebody is on the other side of that wall.."said Yvette...


"They must be in the house next door."said Gary....


Neither of them stopped making sweet love..

The bed was squeaking pretty loud and the headboard was slamming against his wall hard...Gary had to admit...This bed was far noisier than any bed he had slept in before....He was so glad the bed at his apartment and Yvette's bed wasn't noisy like this...

The headboard sounded like it might come off at any minute...The man in the house next door continued to bang his fist on the wall.

"KNOCK IT OFF!!! GO TO SLEEP OVER THERE!" he yelled...

  Yvette was feeling so good,she slapped Gary across the face...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu MISTER LOCKWOOD...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" she cried out....

  The bed squeaked even louder.....The lights in the man's room room next door blinked on and off...

As it turned out...This man was in an Air BRB next door himself...It was no way near as nice as the one Gary and Yvette were in...

 "I'M CALLIN THE DAMN COPS!! GO TO SLEEP IN THERE!!!YOU'VE GOT MY LIGHTS BLINKING ON AND OFF!!!SHUTTTTTTTTTT UP!!!" he yelled..."This doesn't make any gotdamn sense...Carrying on like that. I left Philly to get away from this crap" he grumbled...

  Yvette yelled out-

"Yess...Yessssssssssssssssssss...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Ouuuuuuuu YESSSSS!" she screamed....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ...oh my god...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"Gary moaned...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lawd...ohhhhhhhh GARY...You are just showing off...You just showing off...ohhhhhhhhhh" she wailed..

She moaned softly as the massive bed began to squeak and slam against the wall harder...
''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhh baby, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph...GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO MS. YVETTE"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... MS. YVETTE......ouuuuuuuuuu, more, more... ohhhhhh..."

"YES BABY YES...CALL MY NAME.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...You can have all you want!!"she moaned.

"I'M CALLIN THE DAMN COPS ,THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO....NOW PIPE DOWN! SHUT IT UP I TELL YA!!! SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTT UP!!!" yelled the man next door.


"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooooddddddd lawdd it's soooo goood...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh girl...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweeeeet jesusssssssssss ...arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."Gary cried ...out!!"Morrre...Morreee....morrre...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. "

"WILL YOU TWO CUT THAT RACKET OUT IN THERE? GO TO SLEEP!!!" came the voice from next door...We both ignored him.

Another TWO HOURS must have gone by 

Gary...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  Gary..ouuuu calm down honey...I aint goin nowhere...woooooooo" she screamed...And kissed him like she was trying to suck the life out him and moved up and down....

"Oh girl, you better not...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......ohhhhhhhhhhhh.." Gary moaned..

 "GARY..ouuuuuu..GARY....OHHHHHHH. GARY LOCKWOOD! Stop showing off in this bed...whooooooooooooo lawd.... GIVE IT TO ME DADDY.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."she wailed...

"I'm GONNA CALL THE COPS! THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO....QUIET THA NOISE...CUT THAT DAMN RACKET OUT IN THERE! GO TO SLEEP!"came the voice of the man next door who loudly banged on the wall...

The bed was squeaking like crazy and the headboard sounded like it might come off at any minute..

GO TO SLEEP OR I'M CALLIN THE COPS!  SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UP!" he yelled

"Ohhhh Yvette, this is sooo damn goooood,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..I'm losin my minddddddddd!! "Gary cried out!

 ''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhh GARY, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph..."she yelled...

 "AWWWWWWWWWW FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!  QUIET THE NOISE!! SHUT IT UP OVER THERE!! DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CALL THE COPS! COME ON!!!!!" screamed the man next door!


"Ohhhh YVETTE, this is sooo damn goooood,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..I'm losin my minddddddddd!! I'm losin my minddddddddd!!  lawdddddddddddd! "Gary cried out!

"I'M LOSING SLEEP....CUT IT OUT IN THERE YOU TWO....I'M ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW CALLING ..... I'M CALLIN THE DAMN COPS!
NOW QUIET IT DOWN IN THERE!!!  SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UP!"


''Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhh GARY, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph...ouuuuuuuuuuuu...yessssssssss baby...yessssssss!"she yelled...

"Ohhhh YVETTE, baby this is sooo damn goooood,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..I'm losin my minddddddddd!!  BABY..I'm losin my minddddddddd!!  lawdddddddddddd girl, ummmppppppppppph! "Gary cried out!

"UMMMMMMMMMPH,Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhh GARY, give it to meeeeee....ummmmmmph...ouuuuuuuuuuuu...yessssssssss baby...yessssssss! Give it to ms. yvette..."she yelled...

  All four legs of the bed broke off!!! and the mattress landed on the floor with a loud thud!...The headboard split in half and fell against the wall..

 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHH...OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"   they both  yelled in unison...both of them cumming and cumming hard!

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE...I'M CALLIN THE DAMN COPS! THIS DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE! I'M CALLIN THE COPS! THAT DID IT!!! CARRYING ON LIKE TWO CATS IN HEAT!!!" yelled the man.

  Yvette and Gary had climaxed.....and were holding each other.....Yvette was playing with his hair...His head rested on her chest....They were both drenched in sweat...

"Gary we broke the bed.."said Yvette...

"It's your fault...You were too sexy..." he said..

They both laughed...


"STOP THAT LAUGHING!! GO TO SLEEP OVER THERE!"  yelled the man next door!

..''Who does he think he is...our father?" Gary said.

"Yes Daddy..."laughed Yvette...Mocking the man...


"DON'T GET SMART!!! GO TO SLEEP OVER THERE!" he yelled..

"YOU GO TO SLEEP!" they both said in unison..

They both cracked up laughing...


GO TO SLEEP OVER THERE! I MEAN IT!!" he yelled..

Gary held Yvette tight and kissed her neck...

"Ummmm Love you baby!" he said..

"Love you too!" Yvette whispered...

They were about to go to sleep when there came a knock on the door..

Gary got up and looked out the window...

"There's a police car out there.." he said and went to the door..

It was near daybreak....

He opened the door...Two police officers , one white and one black were at the door..

"Yes officers?" said Gary...

"We got a report of a disturbance in this room."said the White Officer...

''No sir Officer, no disturbance.. "said Gary...

"You live here?" asked the white officer...

"No...This is an uh Air BNB...I'm renting it from it's owner for the weekend.."said Gary...

"You got identification and rental agreement papers?' asked the Black Officer..

"Yeah.."said Gary, who showed them the rental agreement and his ID...

"You're an investigator for the D.A.'s office in Philadelphia eh?" said the White Cop..

The Black cop peered inside...He saw Yvette, sitting in the middle of the bed with her night shirt on...

She smiled at him...He smiled at her...He noticed the bed..

He smiled...

"Come on Curt, Nothin's goin on here..."he said..

Curt saw Yvette and smiled sheepishly...He looked at Gary and the bed...

''At least not anymore." he said and smiled sheepishly....Gary looked slightly embarrassed....

"Just keep the noise down okay?" he said. He chuckled...His partner chuckled..

"Yes sir Officer.."said Gary...The three men smiled at each other..Gary wanted them to go...He was still embarrassed, them seeing the broken down bed and his girlfriend....and knowing what they were doing...

The neighbor, a white man who had called the police in the first place was standing outside...

"That's it???...You're not arresting them?" he asked..

"Nope..."said the Black Officer..

"COME ONNNNN!!! Those two were going at it like two cats in heat I tell you, Two cats in heat." he said..

"Last time I checked...Having sex wasn't against the law."said The Black Cop..who looked at the white man with disdain...Why did he waste their time with this worthless call? he wondered, What did he hope to gain?  seeing two innocent people arrested or worse?  Shame on him. He wished he had cause to arrest him for wasting their time...

"But those two were going at it like two cats in heat I tell you, Two cats in heat."  said the neighbor..

" Yeah, We gathered that...Try to get some sleep buddy."said the White Officer as they drove off...

"You're not going to DO anything about it?" he protested...

''What do you want us to do? Arrest them ?Two consenting adults  , who are legally renting because they had sex?  REALLY?" said Curt, the white cop....

But those two were going at it like two cats in heat I tell you, Two cats in heat."  said the neighbor..

"It's quiet now...Why don't you try to get some sleep."said the White cop...

"Well I'll be damned..." he said and stomped his foot...And watched the police drive away.....

Meanwhile, Inside..

"Gary, we broke the bed..."whispered Yvette...She smiled.......She sounded like a naughty child..Gary couldn't help but snicker..

"Yeah I know...There is a mall a few towns over and a MATTRESS GIANT is in there....I'll go out tomorrow and buy a new bed..."said Gary...

"I'll go in half with you..You didn't do it by yourself.."said Yvette...

Gary smiled..

"Thank Youuu...Wow!  That is so nice of you.." he said..

"We are together now Gary...We do things together.."said Yvette..

They kissed passionately....

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..I like doing things together with you.." he moaned..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gary....I-I-I love you.."said Yvette...

"I love you too Yvette...I do..."said Gary...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I like doing things together with you tooo,ummmmmmmm"she cooed in between slow, smouldering kisses..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."he moaned in between kisses....

"ALRIGHT KNOCK IT OFF OVER THERE...DON'T GET STARTED UP AGAIN!!!"came the voice of the irate man next door..

 "You put a hurtin on me...a good hurtin..Wow,I'm still shaking a bit..."said Yvette...

 Gary just smiled...

Yvette and Gary held each other tight and laughed ...

FOR  L. CHANTAY-