Friday, November 14, 2008

Bust Your Windows

2008 Lexus Coup

2008 Jetta

I woke up and looked around...nothing looked familiar to me...that's because I wasn't in my bedroom...I was butt naked on top of that..I looked around and my clothes were neatly folded on the chair at the side of the bed...I was at Sheila's house, in her bedroom...I was tired, bone tired. How does one wake up tired like this? Answer, when one has been having sex all night long and I mean all night long...I must've gotten three hours sleep, if that.! I heard footsteps coming into the room and I looked up and there she was...Looking sexier than ever in just a
big t-shirt and panties..with her hair going in every which of way..She had two cups of coffee. She put one down on the nightstand next to my side of her bed.

"Good morning Sean..how are you doing? she said with one of the sweetest smiles I had ever seen her have.

"I'm doing good I guess..I'm exhausted.." I said.

"Go ahead, drink that coffee...There's more downstairs and there's Orange Juice, Donuts and Muffins on the table too." she said.

I leaned over to try and kiss her and she pushed me away playfully...

"You haven't brushed your teeth yet...and besides..if we start doing that, we'll be
back in the bed and we will never get to work.." she said.

"Dang, that's right..it's Monday isn't it?" I said.

" Yeah, it is..I ran a bath for you....then you can get dressed afterwords cause you gotta go home and get dressed for work." she said.

"The hell with work...I'm calling out..come on over here and give me some sugar." I laughed..

"You know I'd love to , I really would ,especially after this whole weekend and last night...but I've got a dozen important meetings today and you have a photo
shoot." she said.

"Yeah, you right...I'd better clean up." I said.

"Awww....don't pout Sean...I told you, if you treat me right, all of me is yours anytime and anyway you want it."She said.

I couldn't believe that I was hearing this ...and from her.. But hey there it was.
I bathed and got dressed and grabbed a few muffins to take with me..As I was
going out of the door...I grabbed Sheila, backed her up against the wall and began kissing her passsionately...She pushed away after about two minutes and
smiled...

'Come on Sean...If we keep this up too long, I won't be able to stop you and we won't get to work." She said.

I knew she was right and I let her go..jumped in my ride and drove home. I quickly changed my clothes and drove to work....I got on my cell phone and ordered another dozen red, pink and white roses and asked for them to be delivered to Sheila at lunchtime with just the words- "Thank You" on them..She would like that.

I made my photo shoot on time and went over to Kevin's house to download my other photos on to his computer for his Magazine story and the rest for his blogs.. I then headed back to work and sat down in my office...It was three in the afternoon by now...Just as I was about to doze off..There was a knock on my door.

"Come in" I said. It was Sheila. Boy she looked great...I thought. If I wasn't so tired, I 'd close that door and pull her right here in this office. I was just too tired to physically attempt it now.

"Thanks for the flowers Sean...I really wasn't expecting this..not from-"

"Yeah, I know...not from a guy like me....I can be romantic.."I said cutting her off.

"Yeah ,I see....Hey look, your lawyer friend stopped by here earlier while you were with Kevin...He looked really frantic...he said for you to call him." She said.
"Is he in some kind of trouble?"

"Nah, nothing really big..he just makes a mountain out of a molehill sometimes...it's all good.... Okay....thanks....so what's up for tonight?" I asked.

"You can't possibly want to come over tonight? You've had me all weekend...you're gonna wear me out...I thought I'd give us a break tonight, get
some rest..catch up on my reading. Come on Sean, you didn't really want to come over tonight and you and I know it." she laughed.

I didn't really want to come over tonight...I was tired and glad she let me off the
hook. She was alright. I was starting to like her more and more.

"Don't worry Sean..I'm not going anywhere, as long as you don't." she said.

She winked at me and then blew me a fake kiss and walked back down the hall.
Damn...now that she let me off the hook, I actually wanted to see her tonight. Funny how I was feeling.
With Sheila gone...I called Conrad. I wondered what was going on with him.

"Hey Conrad, what's going on?"I said.

"Sean...this girl is crazy...she has sent me threatening messages on my e-mail and my Blackberry..She's mad because I changed the locks on the doors and she
says that I'm avoiding her and that she's not going to be ignored." he said..

"Ahh man, just ignore her...she'll get the hint and go away." I said.

" I don't think so...Her Jetta is sitting outside my office right now." he said.

"What? Where are you?" I said...

"I'm not in the office...I'm in a coffee shop down the street from the office watching her...she don't know where I am. My car is parked four blocks from here..she don't know where it is...look, I gotta go now..I'm gonna slip away and leave that crazy 'sex monster' right where she is." he said.

I hung up..I had to laugh...Bridget wasn't a sex monster...what she was ,was a plain old stalker.

I drove over to Josie's Bar to grab a cold Corona and some hot wings...It was a Monday afternoon , so the bar was nearly empty. Kevin and Cock Robbins came in, had a beer and both left...Clerow and Hank Kimble were sitting in the corner talking and Honey Brown was trying to hustle drinks from some unsuspecting patron who was staring at her cleavage more than listening to what she had to say.

Conrad came in after I had been in the bar about an hour.

"I'm so glad to see you..Hey Gus....my usual." He said ,seemingly out of breath.

"Man, what's going on with you?" I said.

"Sean, this has gotten serious..look at this text message.." He said.

I looked at his Blackberry-

You thought you were slick by locking me out of your house...
you bitch...
Well, you're not so smart..while I was there and your buddy was busy
humping his girlfriend, I got what I needed...
I know about your other bitch, Jill....I know where she lives, I know her
phone number, where she works and what kind of car she drives...
I'm coming to your house tonight ...naked...and if you value your little
high yella bitch, you'll let me in and do me like a black man should or
else...your little bitch in Jersey is gonna get clipped....So take your viagra
or cialis or whatever you like..but be ready to get it on sucka or else.
I will not be ignored and pushed away."-Bridget.

I looked at Conrad... This was serious....

"Conrad, you've got to call the police...she's got serious issues..she could be dangerous." I said.

"I'm not calling the police, but I've got to put an end to this."said Conrad.

"So what's the plan Lawyer man" I asked...Down for whatever.

"Sean...I don't know what I'm going to do..." He said...

Just then we heard the sound of glass shattering...and a car pulling off , tires
screaching loudly......a Jetta pulling off into the night.... Conrad's Lexus coupe
sitting with the windshield broken and the back window broken...Somebody had taken a crowbar and smashed the windows on the sides out too...Conrad's
mouth was wide open...he began to shake and then he collapsed.

(To be continued................)

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow...Just when I think this can't get any deeper and then, wow! it does!

Anonymous said...

Damn Homie..This is like a movie..
you got me on the edge of my seat with this here story.

Anonymous said...

I waited up for this part. Just by the title, I kind of knew what was going to happen. I'll be here tomorrow night for the next installment.

Anonymous said...

Crazy, just simply crazy...Stalking isn't a joke..it's a serious thing..and you
show just how crazy it can get.

SLC said...

She messed with a brotha's ride! I think we 'bout to have a murder mystery on our hands.

Now is when you need a friend like Cock Robbins. The unreformed versions. Just call him up and say, "Hey Cock! I got a woman I need you to bang for a couple of days."

Can't see this one ending in less than two more episodes.
SLC

Anonymous said...

Wow, looks like a lot of us were up waiting for this story..and it was worth it.

Anonymous said...

Not the Lex...Not the Lexus Keith!!! Aww, She got to go now..
That's my car.

Anonymous said...

The title said it all..I knew what inevitably was going to happen.
I can't wait until tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Incredible Story, Nice build up and then dramatic conclusion..This
was indeed like watching a movie or television show.

Anonymous said...

This whole series is just making me hot.

Somebodies Friend said...

Hey Keith,

Looks like tomorrow is really going to be exciting!

Can't wait!

OG, The Original Glamazon said...

Wow...now what? I need to know what happened.

-OG

Keith said...

Well Folks- Be here for the next
installment- "The Fleshy Part of her Thigh" tomorrow. Tomorrow is also a milestone for this blog..
don't miss it!

Anonymous said...

What is this, a public service announcement?-lolol.

Lina said...

You know what? I think stalking is a mental condition. If I was conrad, I'd let that bitch come over, and whip her ass for fucking up my car like that, even though I don't condone men beating on women, but its just some shit you don't do, and she crossed the line. Damn, this is good. I forget its fiction.