Citizen Jade

Several people raised their hands....And said the Pledge of Allegiance...Every Kid had said that in grade school every morning...But today ,to all these people...It meant much more....

"Congratulations people...You are all now LEGAL AMERICAN CITIZENS...WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES!" said a judge...

There was shouting and hooting and clapping all around..

Sofia couldn't have been happier...

A lot of people in the crowd were former clients of hers, including..Hector Lamas....He had walked over the border from Mexico, via Guatalmala about 30 years ago.....He lived in San Antonio and worked for three years....He managed to nearly get a Bachelor's Degree ,while working and saving his money...

He married a Mexican woman who had gotten her citizenship....They moved to Philadelphia PA. where she had relatives...He and she both completed their degrees and had three children, A boy and two girls.

Now, he was close to retiring from his job, where they only had good things to say about him...He was now a grandfather...His son and his two daughters now had children all their own...

In all these years, he had never gotten in trouble with the law once...Not so much as a traffic ticket...
He had also not bothered to get his citizenship either...

When he went to get his driver's license renewed, a routine check revealed that he was not a U.S. Citizen...

He had faced being deported back to Guatemala...

 Sofia and I had successfully kept that from happening... Today ,he was now an official U.S. Citizen..

He hugged Sofia...His entire family was there to cheer him on...

but the real reason we were here was our own investigator..

Jade Lee....A Chinese woman ,born in Japan, who had been educated here and had returned to Japan...

After years of being a woman with no home...She now was an official U.S. Citizen!!!!

 "CONGRATULATIONS JADE!!!"said Bee Bee, who hugged her and rocked her from side to side..

  "CONGRATULATIONS JADE!!!"said Yvette, who  also hugged her and rocked her from side to side.

 "CONGRATULATIONS JADE! WELCOME TO AMERICA!!!" said Khalil...He hugged her and kissed her on the cheek..

"HEY YOU and all this time,I thought you were American.."joked Gary...

"OH HUSH UP GARY!" said Jade....They both cracked up laughing and hugged each other..

 She grabbed Sofia and hugged her and spun her around....

"I mostly owe this to you...Thank you for being my Attorney...I owe you..."said Jade..

"You Owe Me Nothing!....You're my sister!"said Sofia..

Jade hugged me and kissed me on the cheek..

"Thank you too Keith, you helped me soooo much!" she said..

"It was the least I could do..."I said...and hugged her a little longer...God she smelled good and was so soft and round...My dad was right...Every woman I worked with was sexy!




II-

Standing in a corner was Agent Shawn Columbsy...

He walked over to Jade..

"Congratulations....Uh Jade...you uh didn't uh tell anyone about last night did you?" he asked..

I looked at him and snickered...

Khalil shook his head in disgust..

Eve Gary stared at him and shook his head..

He was extremely uncomfortable..

"Jade...I'm okay now...Whatever it was...It's passed...I'm as hard as a board..Feel it.." he said taking her hand...

"Take your hands off of me...I don't want to feel your erection....Are you sure you can get it up and keep it up?" she asked..

This was met with giggles and snickers from Bee Bee , Sofia and Khalil..

 "Oh My God!" said Bee Bee..

"Geee Whiz.Aye Mios Dios."said Sofia..

 "Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"said Khalil

"You told em didn't you, What else did you tell them? ."said Agent Columbsy, now enraged...

"I told them everything...About My Father and Mother, my early life here and my life in Japan...I told the Immigration board too!  With my Attorneys present...They know my birth name is Moulan too...and of course they uh know about your uh lack of performance last night...So you don't have any leverage over me any more.."said Jade..

"And if you come near her....Your supervisors at ICE will be informed of your behavior and I'm prepared to sue you and your agency for sexual harrassment....Uh what little harrassment there actually was." said Yvette..

This was met with guffaws of laughter from everyone...

Agent Columbsy was as red as a beet....

"My goodness...You were worse than a 13 year old boy..."said Jade with disgust...

He turned and stormed out of the room...as red as a beet, thoroughly embarrassed .....

"I don't think you'll have any more trouble out of him..."I said,laughing...

''Clearly you don't have that problem....I can't get yours to go down.."whispered Bee Bee in my ear..."My goodness...

I was wondering when you were going to stop last night...I needed some sleep.."she said and nudged me..

I smiled..We had been at it for a long time last night...I couldn't get enough....

''Let's go get some lunch..."said Yvette...

Sounded like a good idea..

III-

Yvette found a great place for us to have lunch...

 Great food and the best part...It was private...On the other side of town and no chance of running into anybody we knew... 

 She and Gary could act like a couple..  They didn't have to sit apart or act like they weren't together..

 Bee Bee and I didn't have that problem...

 Neither did Sofia and Khalil...

Jade ,who was the only one there without a partner said..

"Don't stop by tonight...I've got company...I plan to get laid tonight, for real..." she joked..

We broke out into guffaws of laughter..

''She's a true American now!" joked Gary.

IV-

There was still the matter of Arthur Jackson.....

I found him , hanging out in his favorite ale house with some friends knocking back a few beers...

He was about my height, but a little huskier....He was wearing a light tan suit...white shirt and matching brown tie...He had a big red baseball cap on that said MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

I knew what I was up against...Three of the men drinking with him also had these hats on...

Not only that....Except for one of the three bartenders...I was the only African American in the bar...

Not friendly territory....

Jade offered to come with me...but I said no...She was celebrating becoming a citizen.. I told her to have a good time..

Ms.Yvette gave her the next two days off...

She and Bee Bee and Sofia went back to the office  to work on the particulars of the case...

and Khalil

Went to a bail hearing and then to county lock up to talk to Jonathan Jenkins.....His Church and the Philadelphia Black Clergy was footing his legal bill....

So I found myself here ,alone, talking to Arthur Jackson...

"Mister Jackson?  Could I have a word?" I asked..

He looked at me and smiled....A bigger gentleman sitting with him looked at me..They both smiled..

He too had on a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! Hat...

''Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Keith Jones, I'm an Attorney...I'm representing Jonathan Jenkins..." I said..

"Hey Artie, Aint he that spade accused of killing your ex-girlfriend?" said the man sitting next to him..

I looked at him..

"Yeah I said Spade...I aint politically correct" he said and laughed...

The other men laughed too...I could see they were nervous...

Arthur Jackson said..

"What do you want?"

"I'm trying to run down where everybody involved with the deceased was at the time of her death.." I said.

"You mean the whore right..?" he said..

I frowned..

"No need to speak ill of the dead sir.."I said..

"I aint got to tell you nothin....You're just a mouth piece....You aint a cop..."he said..

"I could subpeona you as a hostile witness sir...I would hate to have to do that.."I said.

The other man said..

''Lawyer or not...This boy needs to be taught some respect.." he said..

I turned to him...

"Look man this doesn't concern you at all...Why don't you move over there so I can talk to Mr. Jackson.."I said..

''Why don't you make me spear chucker?" he said..

I smiled..

He spit on my lapel....and laughed..

I took Arthur Jacksons beer and poured it on his head...

I walked towards the back of the bar..

"I'll see you outside.."I said.

The man was now furious...He got up and followed me out..

A big ham handed guy...Bald headed and heavily muscled followed me out of the bar...He had brass knuckles on his left hand...He said quietly...

"You talk too much homeboy....I'm gonna have to close that mouth of yours...Keep you from askin questions.Makin my buddy nervous." he said.

"Do I know you?" I asked..

"No, but you about to know me real well...Like I SAID..I AINT POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!!"

Oh wow...This was classic, which was why I didn't give him a chance to hit me with those things..I kicked him in his groin...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, agrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."he moaned and I punched him three or four times in his face...drawing blood...

He went to swing at me with that left hand and I blocked it and hammered him again with a left- right
combonation...

I crouched and backed him up with some lefts and rights to his body and slammed a left right combonation to his jaw which sent him flying into the wall...A trash can that was stacked fell and crashed onto his head...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he moaned in pain...

''Wow..That looked like it hurt." I remarked.  Now he was furious....

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUU!!!" he yelled and lunged at me again...

I caught him with an uppercut and another left right combonation and more punishing lefts and rights to the body.....

He winced in pain and fell to the ground.....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lawddddd..." he moaned...

His face was a bloody mess, his lip swollen...his nose bleeding and his left eye swollen shut...

He tried to swing at me again with that hand that had the brass knuckles...I used a trash can to block it..

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.." he groaned....He must have broken a few knuckles right then and there...

 He charged at me..I crouched and I landed about 12 good lefts and rights to his face.....I caught him with an uppercut that damn near ripped his head off and then clocked him in his jaw and sent him flying.... He quickly got to his feet and charged me again...throwing haymakers...I dodged them all and ripped his midsection with well placed lefts and rights and then cold cocked him in his jaw, sending him spinning around..

 I again punished his midsection with 10-12 lefts and rights and then planted more lefts and rights to his face...He fell to the ground..

He slowly got back up and I crowned him with a trash can....

"Ooooooooooooooooooouuuu." he moaned and fell to the ground...again...out for the night!!!...

I took my jacket off and rubbed his spit on him....

Then I walked back in the bar...

I was indeed a Attorney....I wasn't a punk though....I could handle myself..

Arthur Jackson was frightened...He was shocked that his buddy had been beaten up....

"I was home in bed...I-I swear...I haven't seen that babe in years , since she broke it off with me.."he said..

"Now see, was that so hard?" I asked.. "When your buddy wakes up...tell him I'm going to send him my dry cleaning bill.."I said..  "Good day"I said and walked out...The bar was quiet...

"Out in the Alley, his friend was just waking up....Mr. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, I'M NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT.. He had been laid out on the ground...bloody as a pulp, but still alive...breathing heavily....but not trying to get up...his fingers on the hand that had the brass knuckles were broken....his lips swollen...both of his eyes swollen shut nearly and his nose broken...He was in no mood for a rematch....


He stumbled into the bar...

"I need an ambulance...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."he moaned and fell to the floor...He managed to get himself up and sit at the bar stool..

"Come on buddy, you're gettin blood all over the bar...Wait outside! Next time you'll watch your mouth...That soul brother kicked your ass...I told you about that racist shit...I told you!"said the bar tender...




V-

Some Hours later...After I'd gone home, showered and changed clothes, I returned to the office...

"Hey, where have you been?" asked Yvette..

''Wallowing with trash...I talked to Arthur Jackson...He's a liar...He told me he hadn't seen Mrs. Dunn in three years....That's not true...Last year she filed a restraining order against him...In fact her husband and him had an altercation....

He told me he was home in bed when the murder occurred...His neighbors said he got home sometime after one and he was visibly shaken...

I checked his financials...He was in a bar, right around the corner from where the murder occurred..And in fact...He saw or he could have seen the two of them ,Jonathan and Mrs. Dunn,because her car was parked right in front of the bar and the two of them got in the car and drove to an off street a few blocks away..." I said..

"Oh My...We got the results back from Jason Dunn's service revolver....It's not the murder weapon...He has a solid alibi....Speaking of him...He shot up a police car yesterday morning..He's been placed on Administrative leave with pay.."said Bee Bee...

''We have to establish Jonathan's whereabouts in the moments of and after the murder,maybe the street cam caught him somewhere.." said Sofia..

"How do we get that?" asked Khalil..

"I think I can...I uh do have a friend."  laughed Yvette..

Bee Bee and Sofia looked at each other and smiled....

Bee Bee and Sofia said in unison..."THE POWER OF THE PAN-TAYS!"

Ms.Yvette blushed something crazy.....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yall are soooooooo badd!" she said..

"At any rate...We are ready to go tomorrow"said Khalil..

"Most definitely.."I said..

''Good Work Guys...Let's go home, relax...Get laid even...I know you bunny rabbits will be in the sack soon.." she said and laughed..  "I will too." she giggled..

We all laughed..

VI-

Back at her apartment...Ms.Jade was not kidding, She intended to get laid by all means..

Lieutenant Danny Ho's eyes popped out of his head when he entered her apartment..

"Oh My godddddddddddddddd!" he said..

''Don't stand there...Close the door and get undressed...."said Jade...

He wasted no time getting undressed and unlike her visitor last night, he was certainly ready and able to perform...

She flooded him with soft kisses and he held her in his arms and ran his hands down her panties...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JADEEEE!" he moaned...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dannny, don't even say it..."she cooed..

''Welcome to the USA baby!" he said..

Soon her bed springs were squeaking and her headboard was rattling...

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JADDDDE!" he moaned softly....

"Dannyyyyy, ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ...give it to me...give it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."she cooed..

"Love me longggggggggggggggg time..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"he cooed..

EIGHT TO NINE HOURS SLIPPED BY QUIETLY as they made sweet love...

Ms.Jade had had multiple orgasms...

Danny showed no signs of stopping anytime soon..

And Ms.Jade didn't want him to stop....

It was truly a nice citizenship gift!


(CONCLUSION NEXT!)