The Biggest Loser

Dro hadn't been home in six days....When he returned to the home he shared with his wife, Monica Seale-Hunter, aka Radio's Skirt with the Dirt...he found a group of reporters and paparazzi in front of his home..

He at first refused to make a statement as the cameras popped and the questions came...Then he turned and said..

"Look fellas, this has been a trying time for my wife and I, please allow us to del with is in privacy,please...allow our family some privacy." he said and he let himself in....

Monica had on a brand new lime green micro mini skirt and top and stilletto heels....

"Hi Drew." she said seductively...

Drew's eyes bulged out of his head....

"LAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" he exclaimed....   Then he spoke softly, seductively...."Baby...I'm sorry....I can explain all of this.."he said..

"I don't care about any of this...I just want what is in your pants inside of me right now.."she said..

"Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?" he asked, practically licking his lips in anticipation...

She took him by the hand and led him into their bedroom.....

She kissed him passionately.....

"Ummmm take off your clothes baby.."she cooed..

It took him no time to get out of his clothes and for her to come out of hers..

They kissed passionately in the middle of the floor and she fondled him to the point of madness..

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm look at you, as hard and as large as you want to be...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.."she said seductively......


"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.."he moaned...He couldn't believe this..

Soon they were on the bed...kissing, fondling each other and rolling across the bed.....

She took all of him in her mouth and began to move her head back and forth...

He leaned backward and moaned silently... "Yesssssssssssssssssssssss..." he moaned..."Baby..I am so sorry ...Ohhhhhh my goodness!" he said.

" Shhhhhhh , I don't care about that//what is done is done...I want you to do me now..."she said as she continued licking and sucking...making slurping sounds.....

After about an hour of this ,he could take no more... "Awwwwww, Awwwwwww lawd."he moaned...

 "You like that daddy?""she asked.. "

"Ouuuuu yes..." he said nearly delirious....

"Whooooooooo, that thing is hard as a tree trunk and just standing up...ouuuuuu.." she said...

He rolled over on top of her and slowly parted her legs....

She moaned as the massive bed began to squeak underneath their weight..

They made sweet yet intense love for EIGHT TO NINE HOURS...with no sign of stopping...The bed squeaked something crazy....the headboard slammed violently against the wall..The legs of the bed creaked...

"Ouuuuu Drew.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Give it to me strongggg babyyyyyyyyy....ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sweet sweet mannn,ohhhhhhhhhhhh my godddddddddddd..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....put it on meeeee,WHoaaaaaaaaaa!Make me feel good baby...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"she moaned.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooooddddddd lawdd it's soooo goood...ohhhhhhh..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweeeeet baby yessssssssssssssss."he cried out......out!!"Morrre...Morreee....morrre...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. you are doing the damn thing girl,lawdddd"he moaned....

 "Drew..ouuuuuu..Drew....OHHHHHHH. Work me..Work me..Work me darling! WORK ME LIKE A DAMN JOB!!! YESSSSSS, OUUUU YESSS! OUUUUUUUUUUUU!,MATTHEW ,MARK, LUKE and JOHN...JACKIE,TITO, JERMAINE, MARLON, MICHAEL! OHHHHHHH!!!RANDYYYY!!!!! YESSSSSS SIRRRRRR!!!!"she wailed...

Monica began to climax and shake violently ...Tears began to run down her face like a river and she continued kissing Drew passionately until he collapsed on top of her coming violently himself and pumping his fists in the air...and spreading his arms like an airplane...His toes curling....

Monica straddled herself on top of his still hard penis and began to move up and down......Drew easily got re-engaged.... ANOTHER TWO HOURS of sweet sweet and slow lovemaking commenced... Drew exploded again..

He couldn't believe how passionate this woman was..she must have really missed him..

His body was trembling, shaking and he was cumming like a gusher......

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." she squealed as she climaxed over and over again.....Slapping him in the face....She felt so good! She cuddled up into his arms and nestled her head on his shoulders and drifted off to sleep..

She hadn't felt this good in ages...She went to sleep with a smile on her face...She was still shaking and climaxing a bit.

"Ohhhhh,ouuu." she moaned ....."Sweet...sweet man...I'm still cumming!...ohhhhhhhh what have you done to me???Ohhhhhhhhhhh my goodness...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Ouuuuuuuu weeeeeee!"she murmured before drifting off!

He held her in his arms and he too fell asleep....This was some of the best sex of his marital life...Unfortunately for him, it would also be the last.






II-

Two days later-

Drew addressed the press conference outside the Radio Station-

" I would like to thank everyone for giving us the time to work this thing out....I would like to publicly apologize to my wife for my indescretions….I am not going to answer any questions about anything you may have heard or spread....I'm just apologizing and saying that I will continue to represent her best interests as her attorney, her manager and the Executive Producer of her highly rated radio show...That is all." he said.

For the past two nights they had been making sweet love for hours ,all over the house...

and all times of day...He was certain he and Monica had patched things up....He had no idea how wrong he was...

We sat in our office watching the entire thing on the morning news....

Olivia sat back in her chair and sipped her coffee..

"He seems sincere.. "she said.

"It may all be a little too late." I said..

"I'm sure glad I'm not Josie.." said Beverly...

"I know....but we all had to do this when we were young lawyers, clerking for Judges or different attorneys.." said Nelson...

They both sipped their coffee...

"I see that jerk just apologized to his wife...He has no idea what's coming next...."said Alfreda as she poured herself a cup of coffee..

"I hope they don't serve him on camera...Give him a little dignity." said Olivia..

"Like he gave his wife...Having a mistress and getting her pregnant?" asked Alfreda...

"She makes a good point." I said.

The press conference was over...The reporters were starting to  leave.....Josie approached Drew..

"Hi, are you Drew? Drew Hunter?" she said..

"Yessssssss." he said, all smiles, admiring her cleavage...Eyes practically coming out of their sockets.. He didn't remember that Josie was our Para-Legal.

''What can I do for you?" he asked seductively...

"You've been served." she said and passed him two envelopes....Then she walked away...

He read the first envelope which was from our law firm...

They were divorce papers....

"WHAT? DIVORCE??  SHE's DIVORCING ME?? I was just home with her...WHAT IS THIS?" he bellowed loud enough for a few people to hear...

He then opened the second envelope which was from the radio station...It was a termination notice.. He was being fired as her Manager and Executive Producer and ordered to leave the premises immediately...

"WHAT?? I'm being fired??" he yelled out loud...

Three beefy security guards escorted him out of the building..

Cameras popped...And the news went out..."SKIRT WITH THE DIRT PUTS OUT THE TRASH!" read the tabloids... Divorces Hubbo and fires him as manager and executive producer of her show..

A further reading of the divorce papers stated that he had 48 hours to remove all of his belongings from the house he formerly shared with his wife...

"AAAAWWWWW NAH, this must be some kind of mistake...Let me call Monica." he said...

But she was not answering her phone today....

At their home, His belongings had already been packed and put into a UHaul truck which drove up in front of the Radio Station and unloaded.

He was handed a bill...

"I DON'T BELIEVE IT....I'M IN THE STREET!!!...THIS MUST BE A MISTAKE!!!" he said..

Monica was still not answering her phone...

And at his girlfriend's loft downtown...

The car he bought her was being repossessed and towed away...…

Nicole Hussey , who had just given birth two days before was told by Sherrif's deputies that she had to leave the loft she had lived in for three years by the Saturday of the next week...The loft was going up for sale...


She was fit to be tied...






III-

"Not much I can do Drew?  She has solid grounds for a divorce...Infidelity, you fathered a child outside of marriage.. Mental Cruelty and humiliation.. the works...That loft was bought with her money....She was the legal owner...She just didn't know it...She has every right to it.. Same with the car....That was legally her car...All I can do is try to get you a fair and equitable settlement...Good thing you two didn't have a pre-nup.."said Kayla..

"Olivia and Beverly are thorough if nothing else.." said Drew, shaking his head..

"They are indeed...but I wouldn't take it personal if I were you...They're just doing their job...I mean that's what Monica paid them for..."said Kayla.

"I know, I know....You didn't know about any of this?" he asked her..

"No...I was under the impression you two  were working things out.. I mean you said you two were sleeping together again..." said Kayla.. Which was a lie.. Olivia ,Bev and I had told her what was coming down...That divorce papers had been drawn and that Monica was planning to take that car and the loft from Nicole.. None of us knew she was going to fire him as Executive Producer and Manager...but it made sense... We also figured that she'd put him out and change the locks...All of which she had done..

"Where are you staying?" asked Kayla..

"My things are in storage...I took a few suits and I'm staying with one of the lawyers at the firm.."he said.. I'm uh crashing on his couch." he said.

Kayla didn't laugh.. but she was tempted to...Here he had been a big baller, shot caller just a month ago...Married to, managing and Executive producing one of the hottest Syndicated Radio shows in the nation and working at a very Tony Law Firm..The same one her late father worked at for many years and had got him the job at....Nearly a millionaire if not one...

Had a love nest down town and a much younger ex-stripper as his girlfriend..The Ultimate Player...

Now he was reduced to crashing on the couch of a fellow attorney and all of his belongings in storage..

Even though he was her client...She laughed.. It couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy..

IV-

Nobody wanted a courtroom battle and a very public divorce.. So the proceedings were held at our Duplex/Office..

"Awww suki suki now.."said Alfreda as she provided Water, Fruit, Coffee and Tea to us around the conference table.. "All I need is popcorn.." she said..

I laughed....

And so the proceedings began...

Monica Seale, dressed to the nines sat in between Olivia and Beverly who were representing her. she didn't look Drew's way...and when she did.. She laughed...

While an Angry Drew sat with Kayla...their cousin, who was representing him..

"I don't believe this.. We were making love just a few nights before...You were screaming and hollering my name.. You were just using me..." he yelled out and slammed his fist on the table.. Which sounded kind of ironic coming from him.

"Drew ,be quiet...that's not going to help..."chided Kayla.

The big surprise was when his baby's mother walked in holding the sleeping baby and with Nelson...

Nicole Hussey didn't look his way...

Nelson sat down with her...

"Nicole...What are you doing here?" asked Drew...

"Direct your questions to me.. I am her attorney." said Nelson...

Drew laughed..

"She can't afford an Attorney.." he said.

"No but you can.. She is suing you and I believe that will pay my fee.."said Nelson..

"WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??" screamed Drew...

Kayla was now forced to go up against her cousin's husband...She didn't want to do that, but she had to...She loved Nelson like a brother and he loved Kayla too, but this was the job...

Olivia told them both to do their jobs and not to take any of this personally...

"This is their mess...Not Ours.." she kept saying to them...

She was so deeply proud of the three of them...She remembered Nelson when he came to work for the Public Defenders Office...

He had just passed the bar..He had clerked for a Judge and another attorney, but other than that ,he had no trial experience.. She took him under her wing and mentored him and taught him and together they tried cases together.. He had once been her right hand!

A year later when her own niece came to the Public Defender's Office, She did the same thing...And today ,they both were fine attorneys in their own right..

She didn't mentor Kayla, who had left for Atlanta...but she had seen her in court a few times...She was a more than adequate attorney...She was proud of her little cousin as well...

She was doing the same thing with Josie now...Teaching her the ropes....

Josie was absent from today's activities...She was in law school...

And so the arguments began.. At times they were contentious ,but far more civil than a lot of divorce hearings...

On the one hand...Drew was getting off easy, considering..

Monica wasn't asking for anything....She had already put him out of her house (She owned it before they got married, he wasn't entitled to it...)She had already fired him from his posts as Executive Producer and her manager...and replaced him already with two different people. (A Black man was her manager now and a Black woman was her Executive Producer.)

She just wanted the dissolution of their marriage...

 Kayla advised him to take the win...He wasn't losing anymore than he would have anyway...It was costing him nothing...Or at least not anymore...

He begrudgingly signed the divorce papers..

Nicole Hussey was an entirely different  matter...Like him , she was in the street...Her things were in storage and she and her baby was crashing on a friend's couch for the time being..

Naturally, she wanted child support..

Nelson argued that she was entitled to it..

He and Kayla differed on an amount and this led to an hour long discussion about the matter...

Kayla was getting emotional...Nelson could see it....

Olivia called time and took them both aside..

"Nelson, do your job....You're doin fine, you're asking for what I would ask for if I were you...You know I love you like a brother.. Kayla, I love you too, you know that, You're family....Do your job, stick to your guns.. Work it out!" she said.

Nelson ,Kayla and Drew argued for another hour and finally agreed on a figure for both child support and daycare. He also agreed that he would pay her legal fees and that he'd give her a one time only down payment on an apartment or loft...

Monica laughed at the whole thing, never looking Drew's way or acknowledging him or his baby mama....She thanked Olivia and Beverly and me..

and paid us handsomely for our help...She kept us on retainer...

She left in a regular car...No fanfare, no reporters...

By the time the public found out her divorce was finalized...it had been a week.. She never discussed the details of the divorce...She only said that it was amicable...

Lenny Creamer milked the story for what it was worth....and tongues wagged..Everybody had an opinion...but in time, the story got old.. Regardless..

The Skirt With the Dirt was dead...She couldn't effectively gossip about other people's husbands after this...She wound up talking about women's empowerment....and self help issues...which brought her a bigger audience..

I don't know if Lenny got any measure of the revenge he was seaking...

Nicole and baby Ethan were able to get a nice apartment....with the down payment provided by Drew...who also paid for the baby's day care...

She got a job too...Her first time working in three years....in an office at a downtown Mortgage  and Loan company.

She had little to nothing to do with Drew, whom she had grown to resent....

Drew had to pay both Kayla and Nelson..

He wasn't happy about any of this...

He was still employed at the law firm...and in time, he too found a nice apartment...a far cry from the mansion he had lived in with Monica...

Josie came in from law school just as we were breaking up...

"Wow, did I miss anything?" she asked..

"Baby Girl, Baby Girl, Baby Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrl...This was better than television...I swear I wish I had bought popcorn..."joked Alfreda..

I put my arms around my girls, Olivia and Beverly..

"Nicely done,Let's all go out ,get some food, drinks..."I said.

 "Great Idea.." said Olivia.. "How bout you Niecey poo?" she said to Beverly..

"You know I'm all in Auntay."laughed Beverly...

Nelson looked at Kayla..

"Are we still friends?" he asked.

"We are more than friends, we are family." said Kayla, hugging him as tight as she could..

"Well, let's eat.." said Josie.. "Kayla I have my car, you can ride with me....You too Ms. Alfreda.." said Josie..

"Thank you baby." said Alfreda.

The end of one of our strangest cases....Nothing some Burgers and Fries , washed down with some Cokes couldn't cure..


EPILOUGE-

A WEEK LATER-

A Friday Night, and we were hanging out at our newest spot...The Old Mermaid club...Now known as the Mermaid Crab House....

 We had a plate of crab legs...

 Crab Legs with Corn on the cobb and butter...

 Plenty of beer

and Oysters..

"Ummm nice way to end a case , a strange case indeed..."said Olivia..

"Monica was pleased with you guys...She kept you on retainer.." I said putting my arms around Olivia and hugging her..

"That was nice of her, but for real for real" said Beverly slurping an Oyster.. "I wouldn't be hurt if I never hear from her again.." she said..

"I feel the same way about Drew....He found an apartment...A nice place.. He called me ,asked me if I'd like to see it...I said No thanks.." said Kayla..

"The way I understand it, he had to pay a grip to that girl for child support and daycare as well as a down payment on her apartment...Nice goin Nelson." laughed Ray...

"SHE DESERVED IT!" said Olivia and Beverly in unison..

"Yo.. Yo...No doubt.." laughed Ray..

''He had to pay my legal fee and Kayla's legal fee....He was the biggest loser in all of this.." said Nelson..

"His Baby Mama wants nothing to do with him...She found a job...and she and the baby appear to be doing just fine in her new apartment.." said Kayla..

We chowed down on the crabs for awhile...

and downed more beers..

"I am loving this place Auntay.."said Beverly, leaning her head on her aunts shoulders...

"Me too, you drivin Husband?" asked Olivia jokingly...

"I suppose I can.." I said...

"Jo, you and Paris staying with us tonight?" asked Beverly...

"Yeah..."said Josie..

"Liv you making pancakes tomorrow morning?" asked Paris jokingly...

"No.. Beverly is." laughed Olivia..

"She's kidding Paris." laughed Beverly...

"Can we stop by?  I'm just kidding."said Kayla.

"I'm not." laughed Ray....

"Sure...There is room enough for everybody.." said Olivia..

And if any case proved that...This last one did..

FOR L. CHANTAY!